<3 of $$$ = √(of all evil)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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<3 of $$$ = [square root sign](of all evil)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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"sssssssssssssssss"
- a sleeping spelling bee.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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"sssssssssssssssssssss"
- a sleeping spelling bee.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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(on glow ink)
If this glows, we're in the dark!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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(On gold ink) I stole this from the alchemists!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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(on gold ink) In times of crisis, this looks awesome!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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1 <3
DUHH!!?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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1. Brainstorm > 2. Brainwash > 3. Brain Drain > 4. Brain
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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10 billion people agree: I am unique.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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A lot of ink is wasted on nonsense thoughts printed on a shirt
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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A lot of ink is wasted on senseless statement shirts
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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A Nudist Hides Beneath
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Act first class. You're in a first world country.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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After reading this phrase, say "Hello!"
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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An apple a day reminds me of Adam and Eve
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Another boring thought made exciting by big punctuation marks!!!!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Bad puns deserve to be punished.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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beware : I'M METICULUOS.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Beware of the Y2k bug!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Black will always have a new rival.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Blog about me, I'm famous!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Build up your vocabulary too much, and it might end up like Babel
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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building skyscrapers is extreme architorture
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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building skyscrapers is extreme architorture for the skies
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Cannibals eat people too.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Captain Planet must be very hot by now.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Carpenters think that rainy days & mondays work just like gravity
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Come with me, I'll bake some mudpies for you!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Ctrl + X : the Emo's Favorite Command
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Decimal Point: sometimes, your money's worth is just a dot away
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Dirtiness is next to dustiness.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Dislööksgermanfrömäfar
of 89 votes, 35% like it
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Don't eat junk foods. Recycle!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Don't judge a book by it's cover; just guess what it's all about.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Don't judge a book by its cover; unless you're a graphic designer
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Don't talk to me if you're a stranger; or else Mom will kill me.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Don't talk to strangers - body language is enough.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Doodling kills the forests.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Earphones are music to my ears
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Elections are not for losers.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Ellipses irritate so much because...
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Email: visiting the bathroom to check out friends and strangers
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Emoticons: making faces the digital way
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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empty words can also fill a shirt [printed in super big print]
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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empty words can also INTIMIDATE [printed in super big print]
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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empty words can INTIMIDATE [printed in super big print]
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Error 404: Special Someone still not found
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Even if you feel like a cat, don't commit suicide
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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extreme architorture scrapes the skies
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Flood limit: Beyond this line, Global Warming must really be true
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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For a more meaningful life, buy a dictionary.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Freelance bum for hire
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Geographers map their future
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Geography: continental memory work at a global scale
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Global Warming puts the clothing industry in trouble
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Global Warming: blushing on a global scale
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Global Warming: It's a bright future for all of us!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Global Warming: It's a very bright future for mankind
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Global Warming: the world needs cooler people
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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Gossipers beware. I am the ultimate eavesdropper.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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hello1
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Hi threadless! Hope old slogans w'l be reconsidered for printing.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I eat a lot when I'm hungry.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I failed school because of my ambitions.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I have mental telepathy. It's way better than your cameraphone.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I have paramedics ready in case you fall in love.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I know you're intimidated. Stop hiding it, I'll be nice >:)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I live the American Dream during sleep
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I look best when I'm online.
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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I lost my life to save your world, and all I got was a high score
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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I reach my goals through soccer.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I save the environment for your kids.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I suck at wearing formal clothes.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I suck at wearing formal clothes. (who wants them anyway?)
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a bear when it comes to hugging
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a foreigner in Mexico.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a model when it comes to wearing this shirt
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm dreaming of getting back to sleep right now.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'm famous. Gossip loves me.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If deadlines were true, the population should have been decimated
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If I don't look awesome today, chances are I'm sleepwalking again
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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If I have to face death, I'd rather do it in my afterlife.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If I only grew wool, I won't be wearing this shirt.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If it had a punchline I'd be injured.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If people grew fur, this shirt won't exist.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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If time is gold, then slackers are the wealthiest.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If time was gold, bums should have been rich.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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If we could just bring back naptime to the curriculum...
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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If you can't read this, just tell me.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If you had everything, where'd you put them?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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If you happen to judge me, please don't make me feel like a book.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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If you knew I had a camera in my eye, would you smile for me?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If you like my shirt, smile and say "Hello!"
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If you see anyone wearing this shirt, that person's so amazing.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If you think I can control your mind, wiggle your arms.
of 5 votes, 60% like it
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If you think I'm a stranger, I'd assume you're the strangest.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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If you want some diamonds go get a sun-loving vampire.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If you want world peace, travel to the moon.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If you won't look here, you won't read this.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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If you're a backstabber, please do it in front of me.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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If you're gullible, please read this aloud.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If you're thinking of suicide, just do it in your afterlife.
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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In a few moments, this will be part of your memory..
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Individualism starts with a capital 'I'.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's not funny!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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It's rather bloody scary to see your heart worn on your sleeve
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Just use your imagination and I'll buy you a big mansion.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Kill punctuation marks before they cut and kill your sentences
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Kiss me I'm a kisser.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Know your limits. Get rid of Calculus.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Laughter is the best medicine, just beware of fakes!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Life is big and we're all just pixels.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Life isn't a movie. It's more of a reality show.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Life's big picture:
You're just a pixel!
of 4 votes, 75% like it
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Live your life to the fullest: BINGE!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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LOOK AWAY if you don't want to read this.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Losers blame gravity for not reaching the top
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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love is blind, jealousy poked its eyes
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Love is like a lemon. They begin with the same letter.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Love is not heart-shaped. But people in love don't care.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Love is not heart-shaped. But who cares when you're in love?
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Love isn't blind, if it is, then you can date anybody.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Love moves in mysterious ways. True, and it's very clumsy.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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love moves in mysterious ways: it's very clumsy
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Magritte would argue that this is not a shirt.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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make the long story short, use smaller fonts
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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meat shop: dead body parts for sale
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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METICULUOS.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Miscalculated punchlines always hurt.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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My friends trust me on serious matters. I'm a chemist.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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my imagination tells me we can fly together and save the planet
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My mudpie business used to be a success when I was a kid.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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NOT AN AMBULANCE [written on reverse, on ambulance fashion]
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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One undeniable truth. I am wearing this shirt.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Only smart people can understand this.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Oops, my shirt's got four holes in it!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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P for President
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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People look best when they're online
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Plato, Aristotle and Socrates: they're all so Greek to me
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Presidency is the new black
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Presidency is the new black.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Reading this again and again is good exercise for your eyes.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Respect: Everyone wants it, and I have it on my shirt.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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ROAAARRRRRRRRRR. I wish I was a lion.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Rudolf: Santa's clown-wannabee sled driver
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Save the environment. Quit wearing leaves.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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See you on my blog!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Shirts love to hug me.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Shopping for new clothes: it's always the survival of the fittest
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Sieze the opportunity now, before I become damn famous.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Skyscrapers are wounding the atmosphere
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Sleep. Eat. Play. Then live your afterlife to the fullest.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Sleep: For once, world peace becomes a reality.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Sloth was supposed to be a virtue, but too lazy to be one.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Sloth: supposed to be one of the virtues, but too lazy to be one.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Smiling is good for strangers
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Smoke until you die. But not in front of me.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Soap: bringing terror to the lives of millions of microorganisms
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Stop making fun of COMIC SANS. Dead fonts need respect.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Syllabication: verbal abuse and linguistic mutilation
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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The devils will play, and the mind won't be idle anymore.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The next time you'll see me, I'm a Hollywood star.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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The search for the new black never ends.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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The strangest people I've ever met .. are not strangers.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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THIS is a manifestation of my prescence
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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This isn't what I dreamed of when I was a kid
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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This'd be animal fur if I didn't <3 the environment.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Threadless does not like my slogans :(
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Three worlds are enough. Why travel to space?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Time is "Au"
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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tired wheels need plenty of rest
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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To the ants, I am a giant.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Too much tv and internet increases electricity costs.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Trigonometry: SIN matters
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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turn on the lights, love isn't blind!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Vanity keeps this shirt alive
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Vegetarianism: Revenge to the Tree Huggers
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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wake me up if this is just a dream
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Wake me up, I'm a dreamer.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Waste your time, but not this moment.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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What I'm wearing now just came out of the closet.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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when actions speak louder than words, use a microphone
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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When I was born, I changed the world.[@back: and its population!]
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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While Bathing: think of the millions of bacteria you're murdering
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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While in my mind, refrain from playing with my nerve cells.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Who cares about PSP, GPRS, MP3 and HTTP when you can have ESP?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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who needs a dictionary when a picture is worth a thousand words
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Who needs fashion, when you can grow wool?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Who needs rainbows if every cloud got a silver lining?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Wiggle your arms, if you think I can control your mind.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Wiggle your arms, if you think you're gullible.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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will work for a vacation
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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wooops, you just lost one second of your life..
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Words can kill. So better run away!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Would you still want to hug me if I were a cactus?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You're on a reality show.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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You've just finished reading this. Congratulations!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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[back] If I hear you talking behind me I'll turn around
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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[GlobalWarming] Mercury to Venus: Hey, Earth's such a hottie too!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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[kid's] Bully me not, you still don't know the exact value of pi
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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{Back of Shirt} This will glow if you're planning to backstab me.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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