"Your stupid." (top) My stupid what? (underneath)
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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All natural flavorings.
of 131 votes, 17% like it
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Anticipating the Unanticipated
of 120 votes, 11% like it
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Arr! Where be me booty?!
of 108 votes, 11% like it
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Arr, I be a pirate!
of 109 votes, 9% like it
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Bad Friend
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Before walking a mile in another's shoes, make sure they fit.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Borrow, please don't steal.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Careful. I might go all highway sniper and shoot you dirty looks.
of 124 votes, 10% like it
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Cheerfully Cynical
of 147 votes, 23% like it
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Contrary to what you see, I'm NOT in front of you.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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D.A.R.E. someone to do something stupid
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Don't worry, the shaking is just a side-effect of terror.
of 126 votes, 11% like it
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Easy is the Descent into Hell.
of 95 votes, 8% like it
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Familiarity Breeds Contempt.
of 73 votes, 5% like it
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For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
of 115 votes, 17% like it
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Have You Hugged Your Mother Today?
of 125 votes, 14% like it
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Have you talked to your cat about catnip yet?
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I can't be like you, because then who'll be like me?
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I can't be like you, I'm too busy being me.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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i d.o.u.b.l.e. d.o.g. d.a.r.e. you to do something stupid
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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I don't always look like this..
of 139 votes, 14% like it
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I have a rather intense disinterest towards you.
of 121 votes, 12% like it
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I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I sold my soul to the company store.
of 108 votes, 12% like it
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I speak good American.
of 109 votes, 16% like it
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I want to dance. And when I want to dance... I dance.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I wish you weren't here right now.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I would've been her sooner but... I fell down
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a deviant.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a firm believer in playing with all the chemicals around you.
of 116 votes, 6% like it
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I'm in constant thinking mode all day (unless I forget).
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I'm invisible when nobody's looking.
of 140 votes, 18% like it
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I'm storming off. It doesn't work if you come with me.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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If I'm storming off, it doesn't work if you come with me.
of 143 votes, 22% like it
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If this were true: [enter] H-O-H [enter] we'd be doomed.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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If you can't remember it... it never happened.
of 106 votes, 9% like it
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Judaism is like Christianity Lite.
of 99 votes, 14% like it
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Just give the rabbit the damn Trix!
of 141 votes, 18% like it
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Make it work. - Tim Gunn
of 99 votes, 18% like it
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Mowing the lawn on a hill is how serial killers come to be.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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No, come back! The sunshine's not here if you leave!
of 113 votes, 12% like it
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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Poke me, I giggle!
of 139 votes, 24% like it
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Power? Ambition? The Jedi crave not these things.
of 106 votes, 12% like it
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Religion: a human response to being alive and having to die
of 135 votes, 18% like it
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Remind me why I talk to you again..?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Rouge is a colour. A rogue isn't.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Screaming is for when you've nothing better to do.
of 96 votes, 9% like it
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Seven dwarves rule my bedroom.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Sex on the TV is bad, you might fall off.
of 117 votes, 14% like it
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Shh! I'm trying to think..
of 140 votes, 16% like it
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Shiver me timbers.
of 106 votes, 11% like it
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Shoot... I'm lost again...
of 142 votes, 15% like it
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Smile! Santa's watching you!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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son of a batch of cookies
of 105 votes, 14% like it
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Start your day the holy way, with Christ Chex!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Staying in bed and shouting OH GOD doesn't equal going to church.
of 140 votes, 14% like it
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Swashbuckle: the art of the savviest of scallywags
of 105 votes, 14% like it
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Tact is just lying for grown-ups.
of 129 votes, 19% like it
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They said, "Look straight." I said, "I'm sorry, I
of 92 votes, 7% like it
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This is just a ploy for you to look at my chest.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Today is the day for decisive action! ... Or is it?
of 142 votes, 24% like it
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Today's forecast: An 83% chance of weather.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Trust Me, I'm A Pirate.
of 164 votes, 24% like it
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Vuja de = I feel as if this has never happened before.
of 113 votes, 14% like it
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Want me to run faster? Chase me.
of 110 votes, 19% like it
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Wash when dirty.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Watch it, my sarcasm will cut you to the bone
of 117 votes, 24% like it
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Wow, they were right. You really are lame.
of 92 votes, 17% like it
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You have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.
of 66 votes, 6% like it
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You should definitely spell definitely definitely.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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You think fun, I'll think hard.
of 101 votes, 11% like it
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You'd think NesQuick was like speed, but its not.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Your boyfriend said I was the fairest in the land.
of 102 votes, 14% like it
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Your eyes are lying. I'm actually not here.
of 119 votes, 24% like it
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Your is not mine. You're means you are.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Your throes of ecstasy send me into throes of amusement.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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