% of composers who have rocked me: bach=0 liszt=0 mozart=100
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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> here <
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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> label me here < note: I'm charging 1.5% to wear your bran
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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>I was an extra in Thriller<
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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"<b>"
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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"i" practice "air" quote "tai" chi
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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"Simplify Simplify Simplify" Could Be More Simple.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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(((Punctuation Keeps Things Rocking)))
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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(((Too Many Energy Drinks Cause Parentheses)))
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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(at 90 degrees) Lie Detector: If Level, We are Lying Down.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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(front) If it can't be said here ... (back) It will be said here.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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(on back): Rather than stab, just tape a KICK ME here.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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(on back): Rather than stab, just tape a KICK ME here.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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(on side) Seeking Sidekick. Possible Names: Watson, Robin, Vanna.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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(parantheses are like secret hugs for meaning)
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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(Parentheses: Secret Hugs for Meaning)
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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(printed as upside down U) Don't look me up and down!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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(printed bkwrd) If this looks right, then we're both narcissists.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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(printed bkwrd) It's like looking at a human mirror.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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(Printed in 3D) Actually, stereotyping looks like this.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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(printed in a spiral) You are getting sleepy, sleepy or annoyed.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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(printed upside down) I put this shirt on myself!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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* plug in earbuds hear to listen to my heart in stereo
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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*GASP* I'm melodramatic! *CHEER*
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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*warning: becoming my friend may cause (im)potency
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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+ ooh!
- no, no.
/ ouch!
* YES!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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.Text In Mirror Is sI rorriM nI texT.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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1. right leg 2. left leg 3. pull 4. zipper
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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10 monkeys on the interweb loved this design
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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2.0 verbs: google=stalk twitter=poop text=arthritis
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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24 hours ago I wanted to be sedated. Now, I just want coffee.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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5, 4, 3, 2, ominous
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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5, 4, 3, too, ominous *
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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5, 4, 3, too, ominous /*\
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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7 cats died in the time it took you to figure this out
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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99 red balloons on the wall, 99 red balloons! Take one down ...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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A Number is Worth a Thousand Smaller Numbers.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A Paradox: How many words is a picture of the word "WORD&quo
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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A Paradox: How many words is a picture of the word WORD worth?
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Abridged Version: Birth, Bought This Shirt, Here Now.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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ACHTUNG: this shirt may contain idealism
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Advice is more fun wrapped in a cookie shell.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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After eating all my homework, my dog could ace this test.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Agronomy - The Science of Agreement.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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alien to do list: probe. mutilate cattle. fix ship tail lights.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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alien to do list: probe. mutilate cattle. visit new mexico.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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An army built on fish tanks would surely wet themselves.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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An army of fish tanks would surely wet itself.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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an authentic t-shirt would have more than 4 holes.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Android Sheep Bleep Their Brains Out.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Animal magnetism can erase your hard drive.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Animation lesson #1: Stepping on a rake is funny.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Animation lesson #2: Animals prefer to walk on their hind legs.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Animation lesson #3: Eyes pop in and out of your head pain free.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Animation lesson #4: Violence makes classical music interesting.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Animation lesson #5: Good aromas form come-hither cloud fingers.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Animation lesson #6: Drawing a door on a wall makes it door.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Animation lesson #7: Rodents only speak after inhaling helium.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Annagrams in the mirror are annagrams in the mirror.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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ant colony - the dream of IBM
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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ant colony, the perfect organization
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Antioxidants keep this cliche strong as an ox.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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anvils like gravity
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Apparently being Blinded by the Light leads to singing gibberish.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Apparently Curiosity is a Cat Serial Killer.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Apparently Flotation Requires Some Sort of Device.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Apparently the squeaky wheel has a large carbon footprint.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Apparently, being "Blinded by the Light" leads to gibbe
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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are you an engineer or a terrorist? imagine 2 planes intersecting
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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arrogance + anorexia = high fashion
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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artsy: i bring sketchbooks to museums.
fartsy: i enjoy lentils.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Astronauts are always looking for more space.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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At a cliff's edge, gravity is more deadly than peer pressure.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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At least foiled plots are shiny.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Authors are Always Plotting Against the Protagonist.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Awake: Chase Dreams. Asleep: Dream Dreams. Hypnotized: Cluck!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Awake: I chase dreams. Asleep: Dreams chase me. Hypnotized: Cluck
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Awkward Verse is Simple, May I Touch Your Pimple?
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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ayn rand, ayn rand so far away, i just rand, ayn rand all night
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Bad idea: Sending a martial artist back to the drawing board.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Be with the one you love. (Buffalo Springfield had it backwards)
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Because I was under 34.7 Pascals of peer pressure that's why!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Before my home world blew up, my mother wrapped me in this shirt.
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Being dastardly just rolls off my mustache!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Being driven to tears often requires carpooling.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Being monosyllabic is so Zen.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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beneath this shirt i am glowing
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Beware of curious owls - they steal candy in the name of science.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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BEWARE: I Steal Air Guitars & Write Ransom Notes in Invisible
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Beware: Outrageous Fortune is Armed with Projectiles.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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BEWARE: Warnings are eye-catching.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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bewhere: forced pun enclothesed
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Big Brother is a Coach Potato.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Biologists agree: payback is not a part of the canine family.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Bitty > Itty
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Bleeping, the vocalizations of android sheep.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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BLINK! Malcolm Gladwell commands you.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Blondie ruined the artificial glass heart industry.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Blue & red pegs sink battleships but nothing stops a crane ki
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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bl_nk
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Broccoli: Making You Feel Like a Dinosaur Since You Were Five.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Broccoli: The vegetable that enables dinosaur fantasies.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Burnt Orange is the New Black.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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By Definition, Sweet Nothings Have Zero Carbs.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Cambell's soup has been popular for way more than 15 minutes.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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can't actionfigures have articulated elbows, biceps, & chopac
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Can't stop - currently going from A to B.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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CAPS v. e e cummings
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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CAPSLOCK (for safety, not yelling)
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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CAPSLOCK - illegal in submarines
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Car A moves at 90 mph, Car B at 30 mph. Solution: Car A = fun.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Careful - balsa wood dinosaur skeleton inside.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Cartoon dogs taught me to be wary of real estate developers.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Cartoons taught me to be wary of anvils and doors drawn on walls.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Cats sleep most the day because apparently early birds get worms
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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CAUTION: Warnings are attention grabbing.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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CAUTION: Warnings Are Distracting!
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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Chicken Little was right! Being trapped inside an egg is scary.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Cliches need an apple a day or they'll be dead as doornails.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Clocks - They melt in your mouth and on your tree branches.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Color: Red, Yellow, Blue. Colour: Scarlet, Ochre, Cobalt.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Contrary to Childhood Legend, Hippos Do Not Eat Ping Pong Balls.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Contrary to Pirate Lore, a Dot Usually Marks the Spot.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Contrary to popular belief, T-rex did not have megabytes.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Conventional wisdom aside, children like to think in large boxes.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Criticism only hurts me.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Crosshatching just makes my checks look overdrawn.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Crosshatching keeps me lurking in the shadows.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Crosshatching Makes Shady Characters.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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culture hurts. especially the opera part of culture.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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culture is a great excuse
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Curiosity - Keeping the Feline Population Under Control.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Cyborg snowmen become terrifying during the Spring thaw.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Dancers are always going through the motions.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Dancers are always just going through the motions.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Dastardly Plan: 1 Rope 2 Damsel 3 Lil' Engine That Could Schedule
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Dating 101: Do not use super lingo like WHAM-OO during date.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Dear Diary, Has it come to this, recording my life on a T-shirt?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Dear Self, Stop Writing Notes to Me. To Us? It's Just Confusing.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Death by one thousand cuts requires hundreds of tiny ninjas.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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dee da doh dee (if you weren't tone deaf you'd now know my PIN)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Defcon 5 is much much louder than it sounds.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Devotion isn't romantic if you're dating a praying mantis.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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dly + wkly + mthly + yrly goals > procrastination/regret
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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do you have nitrates?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Do you realize how long it takes to inflate 99 red balloons?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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don't blame me. blame the online community that voted for me.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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don't come to close, i faint when claustrophobic
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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don't hug me - I have cactus super powers
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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don't hug me. i have cactus' super powers.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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don't worry. the aliens believe you.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Dopplegangers are not Suerat's homies.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Eating the paste does not make you social glue.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Ecology 101: Why Don't Carpools Form in the Mainstream?
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Elm Street is probably a bad investment property.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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emerson was an american guy who said quotty stuff i like to say
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Emotions, like battleships, are fleeting things.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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Enjoy life's shades of gray (otherwise it's a dreary existence).
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Enjoy the little things in life, like Hobbit wrestling.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Entomologists & Slayers agree: Ticks, Leeches, & Vampires
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Epidermis - the fabric of my life.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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equil!brium
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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equil.brium
equi!ibrium
£quilibrium
e&uilibrium
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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equil.brium
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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equil?brium
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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ERROR: Layer this shirt with cooler, expensive concert shirt.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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et tu E.T.?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Every fiber of my being will not fulfill FDA requirements.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Everyone thinks statistics are so significant. Ok, only 15%one.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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evolution: pi pity pithy sympathy symphony phoney
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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evolution: rock ball dodgeball dodgerock extinction
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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evul
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Except for 1984, the 80's were totally radical!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Excessive Force: A Light Saber That Goes to 11.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Exercise is for Chumps, I'm Waiting for a Gamma Ray Accident.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Extremists are out there.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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f running e
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Factoid 25: Sidekicks rarely kick, they mostly duck and flinch.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Factoid 27: Sidekicks are easily amazed.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Factoid 34: A pulled hamstring is the most common sidekick injury
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Factoid 35: Punches rarely sound like "WHAM-MOO!"
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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fee fie foe fum if I can smell you then you're way too close.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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few things are as life altering as gamma rays
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Fish tanks are not battle ready.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Foiled Plots Keep Longer.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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forks
trees
pants
humans
(things have crotches)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Freud blames mom. Science blames DNA. Clue blames Col. Mustard.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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frilled lizards - the royalty of reptiles
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Front:
[curious]?[/curious]
Back:
[dead]cat[/dead]
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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FRONT: Some assembly was required BACK: Did I put this on right?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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frozen decapitated gummi bears - i have a taste for the macabre
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Full of Pop-Culture (Avoiding Accupuncture).
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Go to Club. Come Home Late. Wake Clone for Work. Sleep Happy.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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got zeitgeist? of course you do.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Gravity is very Autumnal.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Greasy Wheels Practice Heard Mentality.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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h8 bored games
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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h8er's h8 w0rds w1thout numb3rs
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Haiku Eulogy:
Pong, Space Invaders, Pitfall!
I loved Atari.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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half fu
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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half fu__
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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half __pty
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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handy CAPS
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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hangman pieces: l l l l l :O
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Hard to believe, but the label on this thing is hilarious.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Has a cricket given YOU guidance yet?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Has a critique given YOU guidance yet?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Hibernation > Sleep > Siesta > Power Nap > Staring at
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Hibernation is a sleepy country nestled in a wintry climate.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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High fructose corn made me do it.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Hippocrates would agree, potty humour stinks.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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history is full
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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history of art: etch sketch paint splatter sputter
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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hold my hand (you can say it's performance art)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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How did idle hands get the devil in the details?
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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How many words is a picture of the word WORD worth?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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How to Solve Mysteries: 1) Get Dog 2) Buy Van 3) Eat Snacks.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Hyenas are faking it.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I <3 You. (Sorry, I couldn't go through with the tattoo)
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I ? outloud (so don't read this silently)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i am a big cyber-thing
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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i am a caterpillar. this is my coccoon.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i am a giant. ants whorship me.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i am a member of an online community with superior aesthetics
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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i am a sophisticated t-shirt. i cannot vouch for my owner.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i am a sophisticated t-shirt. take me to your leader.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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i am a walking elipsis
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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i am not a sneetch, just a bird that likes tatoos
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I am not a sneetch, just a follower.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I am not one-dimensional, I just work for IKEA.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I am often the target of laser pointers (especially here ><
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i am the product of a) internet
b) humans
c) intermans
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I broke on through to the other side - the grass wasn't greener.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I can use the couch cushions to make an underground lair.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I Can Vouch for Curiosity's Whereabouts on the Night in Question.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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i can't blame you (but only because the grunge era is over).
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I can't stare into your eyes. I'm just an ink pattern on a shirt.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I could ask for more than a Dead Man's Party (but I'm picky).
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I could destroy the world, but where would I wear this shirt?
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I dialed 867-5309 - Jenny is sounding old and tired.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I dialed 867-5309. All I heard were cats in the background.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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i didn't say, "simon says."
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I don't make the rules, but I can make lemonade.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I don't see constructive criticism in this building plan.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I don't think Dire Straits (or Sting)want their MTV anymore.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't think that mean people mean it.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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i feel trapped in an roadrunner&coyote cartoon (i'm the coyot
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I find your opinions insignificant, but I regress.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i found the elusive purple gummi bear - tastes like chicken
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I get blisters when the shoe is on the other foot.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Get it - I Watch Every Episode (Several Times).
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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i get my advice from a cricket
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I glow* *warning: standing next to me may cause im/potency
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I Got Layered at Collage University.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I guess oil companies are the squeaky wheels.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I have a cricket for a Life Coach.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i have a healthy fantasy life - sir mark is exercising right now
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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i have mustered
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i have pretend shins
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I have reached a point in life where I am wearing this shirt.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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i invent statistics at least 67.89% of the time
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I just re-enacted Ferris Bueller's "Day Off"
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I keep my cliches young and fresh by having them run in circles.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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i koan.
koan you?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I label me, you're just reading.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I labeled myself, you're just reading
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I learned to play xylophone with the skeletons in my closet.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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i like your kerning
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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i liked some scary with my shamalan, thanks.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I lost wait by cutting in front.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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i miss falco
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I only lie to you because I think you're so intelligent
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I outsourced my hello to this shirt.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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i play tetris with hand shadows.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I prefer carrier pigeons. Texting doesn't have a "poop"
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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i prefer conspiralcies
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I prefer warm supple subjectivity.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Pick Wielding Maniacs
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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i skipped leap year
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i steal dreams from children's books
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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i stole this slogan from a bum
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I suggest it was curiosity, in the study, with the candlestick.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I think squirrels chirps are really barbs of social commentary
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I thought the world would stay stopped when I melted with you.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I took the road less travelled by and got to work on time.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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i took thoreau's adv
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I use a cone to stop me biting my paws if I turn into a werewolf.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I use invisible punctuation in conversation.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I usually wear this under a robotic suit I use to battle aliens.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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i usually write this on cardboard
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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i usually write this on cardboard and stand next to the freeway
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I visited a website and all I got was this t-shirt (and a virus).
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I Want a Cartoon Dog - They Don't Shed.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I want to be an indicator species!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I want to trade in my fingerprints for snowflakes.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I was an extra in most music videos that featured dancing crowds.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I was an extra in Thriller (the filipino prison version)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I was just too lazy to put a good pun here.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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i was voted off because of this shirt
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I will talk to you if you can reference old Nintendo games.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I wish you could see my insides. My gory, gory insides.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I won't deejay this party without my princess leia headphones
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I won't deejay this thang without my Princess Leia headphones.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I wore this shirt at a concert.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'll take "Clever T-shirt Slogans" for $500, Alex.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I'm a member of a secret club that votes on cool shirts like this
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing wearing a human costume.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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i'm authentic - the shirt is the fake
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm awesome with air quotes I "promise"
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i'm being [love me] subliminal
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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i'm friends with mr. peabody. sherman, not so much.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm full of surprises (CAUTION: Contents may be flammable) <UV
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm gonna survive shockingly insane instead of a little bit crazy
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I'm mean in a group, but alone I'm an outlier.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not evil, I'm just a henchman.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not sure Fairy Godmothers should dress that way.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm only here to find fuel for my starship.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm only worried about aliens invading my personal space.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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i'm pregnant with ideas
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm rarely surprised when my clock is alarmed.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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i'm so authentic i print my own money. want to buy some?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Sorry You Had to See This (I'm Usually More Layering Savvy).
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm twice as tall on the internet
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I'm wearing this because skindeep is actually pretty gross.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt cause someone gave it to me. (I'm someone)
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I've got a bad feeling about this. (I'm a pessimist).
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Ice was so much friendlier when it was an N word.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Idle tentacles are the devil's dead pet octopus.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Idle tentacles are the devil's secret underwater workshop.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Idle tentacles are the devil's underwater lair.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If "love will tear us apart" then what do packs of wolv
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If a tweet falls in the forest, will anyone hear it?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If A=B, Then There Can't Be Two Types of People.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If All The World's a Stage, Then Costuming Really Likes T-shirts.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If Everything is Something then Nothing is Lonely.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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if i dance quickly enough this shirt acts like a flip book
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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if i like you this shirt will glow
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If I were a cartoon duck or pig this shirt would be all I need.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If Life is Like a Fable, Where are All of the Talking Pigs?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If love will tear us apart, then what function do Gremlins serve?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If my head were a big green apple, would you tell me?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If spontaneous combustion works, then I am the bomb.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If this is at eye level, then Napoleon gave you a bad rep.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If this shirt could speak, it would say {...}
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If We Set Our Assumptions Aside They are Much Easier to Lean On.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If woodchucks could speak, would they enjoy rhetorical questions?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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If you are my density, then I am your mass divided by volume.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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If you can see this, then my shirt is about to go viral.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If you could see things through my eyes I would be blind.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If you judge a book by its cover you're shallow. Like my shirt?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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if you like this shirt it will glow
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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if you rely on my shirt for entertainment you'll be sorely ...
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If you sink my battleship, I'll poison your hungry hippo.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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iKoan 5G
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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imagine a clever phrase >here<
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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imagine a clever phrase >here< or >here<
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Imagine a deftly tweaked cliche >HERE<
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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imagine you in this shirt and me in yours (pervert!)
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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in another dimension Michelangelo's David is wearing this
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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In case of fire break heart of glass
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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In case of fire, do NOT break my heart of glass.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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In case of music, break.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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In my experience, payback is rarely related to dogs.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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In the name of keeping enemies closer, let's hug.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Indicator species get all the attention.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Indigo, Midnight, Navy, Sky, Pacific - Crayons Have the Blues!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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inside this shell is an even more clever coccoon
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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instructions for life:
1. in 2. out 3. repeat
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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internet forum = new communal bath
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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internet forums - the modern refiner's fire
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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internet forums, the Roman bath house of the new millenium
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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It began on a day like today. There, you 7/1000th of the picture.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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It's Easier to Pull Your Weight on the Moon.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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It's Easy to Put a Foot in the Mouth when You're a Contortionist.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's hard to enjoy the little things in life - most of them bite.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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It's impossible to defend absolute statements.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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It's not a tired old cliche, it's just a bit out of shape.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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it's safe to dance (at least i think it is)
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Jack RockHands Beats Edward ScissorHands But Fears Pam PaperHands
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Judge Not Lest Ye Like Wearing Black Robes & Holding Lil Hamm
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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June 6, 1984: Birds and Bees taught with new game called Tetris.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Just like any other octopus, I put my pants on 4 legs at a time.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Keep Cliches Young and Fresh by Letting Them Run in Circles.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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keyboards are filled with letters, numbers, and skin flakes
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Knights - The Originators of the Heavy Metal T-Shirt.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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l l l m l y l l l z l e l b l r l a l l l c l a l m l o l l l
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Lapis Cobalt Cerulean Turquoise Smalt Teal - I've got the blues.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Let's Agree to Disagree - The Oxymoronic Path to Peace.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Let's just get rock'em sock'em robots for the next debate.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Letters Make Words. Words Make Sentences. Sentences Make Letters
of 70 votes, 29% like it
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Lies are Often Confused with Lays.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Life Goals 1) Acquire Dog & Van 2) Buy Snacks 3) Solve Myster
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Life Goals: 1 Acquire Dog & Van 2 Buy Snacks 3 Solve Mysterie
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Lips like sugar attract ants.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Love will tear us apart (but hate can use the scraps for a quilt)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Love will tear us apart (But maybe hate will recycle us)
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Love will tear us apart. So why wait for vicious aliens?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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LOVE: Depicted as a cube to hide the fact it's a 4 letter word.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Luckily, Square Pegs Never Feel Pigeon-holed.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Major Tom does not appreciate you dancing to his predicament.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Marching to the Beat of a Different Drummer OR I Have No Rhythm.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Mathematically, A Point of View Is Just a Dot on Graph Paper.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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matisse cut me out of his life
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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maxim has ruined the word maxim
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Maybe not in your hands, but clocks melt.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But how about Thursday?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Maybe torturers invented the rack because they wanted to belong.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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meaning is the fruit of language (so texting is like jam)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Mechanical pencils are the cyborgs of the desk world.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Mechanical Pencils: The Cyborgs of the Art World.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Meddling Kids - The Bane of Evil Real Estate Developers.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Meddling: It's How Mysteries Get Solved!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Meetings attract elephants in the room and flies on the walls.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Meetings seem to be a natural elephant habitat.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Melting clocks - A forgotten cause of wet dreams.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Melting clocks often cause wet dreams.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Member of Over-estimators Anonymous (We're a pretty big deal!)
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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micro-industry can't make this ->
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Mindless activities keep me Zombie-free.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Mobiles: Designed to Keep You Stationary.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Monogamist: I love you, not your warts.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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More Guffaw, Less Cackle.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Mother Nature should audition for the Biggest Loser.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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mr. peabody was right. sherman ... not so much.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Muppets suffer from severe whiplash whenever they dance.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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my blood is ink - these letters are just seeping through
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my blood is ink - these words are just seeping through
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My Carrier Pigeon Does Not Get Good Reception in This Area.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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My Closet is Full of Skeletons and Shirts About Skeletons.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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My dog ate all the skeletons in my closet.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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My doppelganger has a shirt just like this.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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My friends exert about 15,000 psi.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My GPS Unit Can't Seem to Find the Other End of the Rainbow.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My heart is a box where I keep my feelings. A warm, bloody box.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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my heart is the shape of van gogh's ear
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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My Hungry Hippos Ate My Candyland.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My lair has perfect acoustics for megalomaniacal laughter. Hehehe
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My Nose Smells.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My number is (314) 159-2653. (Yep, I get around).
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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My peer exert about 15,000 psi.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My peers exert about 15,000 psi.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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My Plan: 1) Buy Dog 2) Buy Van 3) Buy Snacks 4) Foil Evil Plots.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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My secret to success? An amoral Fairy Godmother.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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my sense of humor was also mass produced
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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my shirt feeds off your stealthy glances
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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my shirt is solar powered (it's why I won't stand in your shadow)
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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my shirts grows more powerful every time you read it
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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My similes are epic like homer.
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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my t is evidence of time travel - I brought back future vintage
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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my toenails are like cicadas
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My Vision is 20/20: 20 Years of Pestilence, 20 Years of Plenty.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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My witty comments are correlated with my access to wifi.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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narcissism is just a myth
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Natural Selection: The gift that keeps on giving.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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nena couldn't count - I only have 97 balloons!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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nena was color blind, my balloons are green
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Never be definitive.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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NEWS FLASH: Video acquitted in Radio Star murder case.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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NEWS=A><V
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Newton Learned Well the Force.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Ninja jokes are so all your base are belongs to us.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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No Shirt, No Shoes? Is that why you're eyeing mine?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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No, Alanis, I think it's just random nonsense.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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No, but I do have Bette Davis' contact lenses.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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No. 2 Pencils are Elitist.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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No. 2 Pencils Often Provide Sketchy Information.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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no. but i have another shirt with buttons you can press.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Nobel Laureate Action Figures Tend to Stay in Original Packaging.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Nostalgia is Retro.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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nostalgic for web1.0
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Not my fault.*
* I blame Pandora and Eve.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Not my fault.* (lower on shirt)* I blame Pandora and Eve.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Not so good _t H_ngm_n.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Nursery rhymes: Where running up a hill is dangerous.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Obelisks - Sources of Innuendo Since the Dawn of Time.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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OBFUSCATION DEVICE (This shirt hides my cyborg processing matrix)
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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obsolescence by CK
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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obsolescence, now more complete than nostalgia
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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obsolete technology: record tape beeper fax communication
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Oddly enough, zombies also prefer picking brains to noses.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Oddly, zombies also prefer picking brains over picking noses.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Oh binary, how I thee! Let me count the ways: one, zero, one, one
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Oh yeah!? How about you say Et Tu to my face!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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onomatopoeia POWW! can SLAMO! be WAKK! violent.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Onomatopoeia seems so nice and poetic until KRAMMO!!!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Oppose the Integration of T-shirts and Scratch-N-Sniff Technology
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Organic Shirts are so Pithy.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Outside of the box - Where I get my tan.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Outside of video games, space invaders get restraining orders.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Oxymorons Find this Shirt Awfully Attractive.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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P is for asparagus.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Pandas are really Penguins disguised as Zebras dressed like Orca.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Paradox 9: Somehow snowmen are spineless yet they have big balls.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Paradoxically, I feel cornered by circular reasoning.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Partying like it's 1999 is so last century.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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People fall into 1 of 2 categories: "I'd wear it" or &q
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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pessimism: ___ss optimism: gla__
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Pie Charts are for Clowns.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Pillows are the hardest pills to swallow.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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pinball is more a matter of geometry than wizardry
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Pinecones - the dunce caps of the seed world.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Playground rule #43: Do not play hop scotch on chalk outlines.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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please don't pull off my head - i'm not made of legos.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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please follow the rules. briefly mention a season. 3 lines/5-7-5.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Please place crushed hope in the recycling bin.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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please support the fund to buy pants for porky pig & donald d
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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plug in earbuds here >*< listen to my heart in stereo
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Poe taught me to fear talking birds and still beating organs.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Pop-culture was cooler when it wasn't so popular.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Pour? Use a homonym machine too altar scents!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Printed at 90 degrees to exercise your neck.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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PRINTED VERTICALLY ON RIGHT SIDE OF T: Who's side are you on?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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PRINTED VERTICALLY ON SIDE OF T: Who's on your side?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Professional Hopscotch: Where Jumping at the Chance is a Job.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Pulling a fast one is a recipe for injury.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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pun_ed
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Puppets tend to get a little bit carried away.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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purposefully bl_nk
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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purposef___y blank
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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put words here >
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Random truth: Here I am!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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rather than date you, i've memorized pi
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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rather than date you, i've memorized pi. my mom is so proud.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Read this backward to: A) Find a hidden song. B) Waste time.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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reading my shirt will only make the text grow stronger
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Recipient of regular cricket-aided epiphanies.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Recycling Scares Metal Bands.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Recycling: Good for the Environment, Bad for Metal Bands.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Regression is insignificant to 100 percent of children.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Regression is insignificant to rockstars.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Reinventing the Squeaky Wheel Increases Our Dependence on Oil.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Remove the "S" from the front, and laughter is the best
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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rented space
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Revenge (now ZAGAT rated!)
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Rhymes Make Everything Better. Are You Wearing a Scarlet Letter?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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right winged birds fly counter clockwise
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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rolling snowball flipbook: .|.|.|.|o|o|o|O|O|O
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Rubber Sheets Won't Stop Me from Feeling Pea in the Mattress.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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s(i)mile
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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s(i)mile like you mean it
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Sadly, Encyclopedia Brown grew up to be an auditor for the IRS.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Sadly, Richard the Lionheart's transplant included a tail.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Saturday Morning + Classical Music = Cartoon Violence!
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Scare crows are down with nevermore.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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screen print my soul
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Search Engines: Ruining Inside Jokes One Query at a Time.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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security device inside
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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See no evil. Speak no evil. Hear no evil. Throw poop.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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see you soon at the polka-dot door
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Seeing things in black and white is so binary!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Seismic Activity is a Dangerous Way to Get in Shape.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Set Status to Stun.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Seth Macfarlane uses his cartoons to act like a baby.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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sheesh use your imagination - don't rely on my shirt
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Sherpas are, by definition, social climbers.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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shhh! consonant dipthong approaching.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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SHIFT+PRT SCRN - it will last longer.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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side effects of this shirt include: dizziness & shortness of
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Sleepwalking: The Multi-tasking Secret to Achieving Your Dreams.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Smarty + Liar = Invention of flame retardant pants.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Smelling Cookies (Much More Useful Than Smelling Fear).
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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Snorts: Little things that undermine the evil cackle of villains.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Snowmen suffer horrifying deaths.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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So you're pretty certain there is no "I" in delusional?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Social Climber, Seeking Sherpa.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Social climbers should not use ice axes and crampons.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Social Climbers Tend to Have Big Forearms.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Social Climbing Will Not Get You to the Top of Everest.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Social glue is not edible.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Some People Can't Let Go of Childhood Toys, Like Rattlesnakes.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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someone actually printed this
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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sometimes i feel trapped in an roadrunner&coyote cartoon
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Sorry about the confusion. This shirt is sartorial not satirical.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Sorry my shirt is so neutral, all my moralizing is on my bumper.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Sorry, All My Politically Charged Rants Are On My Bumper.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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sorry, i'm just a little bit pixelated right now
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Spaceships Sound So Roomy.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Spayed? Neutered? Apparently Curiosity is Just as Effective.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Spyrographs spin me right round.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Spyrographs turn me on and on and on and on and ...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Square snowmen never come around.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Square snowmen never seem to come around.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Stand on the shoulders of giants (or cut their bean stalks).
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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standardized tests prove my shirt is smarter than your shirt
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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stare at my chest. these words will morph into something witty.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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stare here: typed words
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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stare here: typed words. now glance away.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Stealth: Developed from years of walking on egg shells.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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sting is watching you
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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sting is watching you (p-diddy is too)
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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stop falling anvils
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Straw-man Arguments: Proof That He Needs a Brain.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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String cheese, yummy, but bad for puppeteering.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Strings are always attached when you're in love with a puppet.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Subject 01: Puppet+Gamma Cookie Dough=Crazed Blue Furry Monster.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Sung long before SUV's: "Once I had a love and it was a gas.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Sweat Bands are Generally No Good in Concert.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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SWIFT MAGNETIC POETRY DASH INTO FIRE BLOSSOM WITH ME LOVING YOU.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Sylvester McMonkey McBean convinced me *
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Symbols prove I'm < 2nd grade math.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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synesthesia - because colors need smells
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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synesthesia - because smell needs color
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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synesthesia - because sometimes my fingers are like noses
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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synesthesia - where taste meets sound
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Synesthesia makes it sound like a plan.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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synesthesia makes my farts look cool
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Synesthesia: Mmmm! This blue shirt smells good!
[PrintOnBlueT]
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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t-shirts are the noblest form of mass-expression
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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t-shirts are the noblest form of self-expression
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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TAKE YOUR EARBUDS OUT! now, isn't that better?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Tetris - Teaching Geeks about the Birds & Bees since 1984.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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thank the maker of this shirt for making your life more witty
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The 80's Were Radical! Except for 1984.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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The boy who twittered "wolf" had 136 characters left ov
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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the crash test dummies hate death cab for cutie (mmmm they do)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Crosshatchery: Where Shady Characters are Born.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The Dream of Being a Comic Book Hero Draws Me Inside the Box.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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the fact that this is printed & not scribbled means i'm lazy
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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The future is so bright (I have to wear this shirt with 45 SPF).
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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The Grass is Always Greener Where the Goldfish Gets Buried.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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The Grass Is Never Greener In The Wild Blue Yonder.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The gravity of the situation is exactly 9.81 m/s^2.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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The highway to the danger zone is closed for construction.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The idea of a Mother Ship seems so Oedipal.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The Infamous Android Era of Baseball Led to New Records**.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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the ink on my shirt enjoys your attention
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The Journey of a 1000 Miles Better Begin with Cool Intro Music.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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the mean of the crowd does not justify the mode
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The Praying Mantis should read Matthew 6: 5 (Frickin' heathens!)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The Quill is Mightier Than the Pen - Porcupines Win!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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The Quill is Pointier Than the Pen - Porcupines Win!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The Rack was invented to help people belong.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The setting on this shirt has been set to stun.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The sidekick roll, like the puffer fish, is dangerous sushi.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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The song running through my head has some serious endurance.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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The squeaky wheel is actually plastic ball with a hamster in it.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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The Street Value of Pure Awesome is Totally Off the Charts!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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the talking owl was right about everything!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The Wolf in sheep's clothing who cries "Wolf!" is just
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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The wolf in sheep's clothing who cries WOLF! is just confused.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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There are no stupid questions just inquiries poorly phrased many.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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There are no stupid questions just queries worded with awkward.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Incorrect Statements.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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There are no stupid questions, just queries worded awkwardness.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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There is no "eye" in team (I guess they're blind).
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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There is no "I" in delusional.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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There is no "us" in mucus. Wait a second ... Gross!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Thesaurus Rex: Lord, Ruler, and King of the Dinosaurs.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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these letters survived internet excoriation just for you
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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These moments, like battleships, are fleeting things.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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these words survived internet excoriation just for you
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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they'll put anything on a t-shirt these days!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Things built on love have squishy foundations.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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things you can be in: a) love b) style c) cahoots
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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think. think. submit. wait. voting. voting. acceptance. t-shirt.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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This ... is ... my most ... suspenseful ... shirt ... or is it?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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this font sees you staring
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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this is 100% authentic (caligurl1456 from ebay told me so)
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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this is a modern poem. that's why you don't get it.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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THIS is a stereotype (with THIS printed offset blue-red 3D style)
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This is a subtitle explaining that my shirt is a subtitle.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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This is the way the news begins, not with a bang but a twitter.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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this joke requires a high school education
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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this phrase braved internet excoriation for your viewing pleasure
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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this phrase survived internet excoriation just for you
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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this shirt begs for attention (i do tricks)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt displays the owner's brain wav...
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt does not give you the right to stare (congress does).
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt has shiny words to make up for the lack of zippers.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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This Shirt is Android Camouflage.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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this shirt is cool - 67% of internet nerds said so
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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this shirt is formulaic. queue music. big kiss. the end.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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This Shirt is Part of a Larger Collection I'm Curating.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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This shirt just conceals my cape and my heroic nocturnal doings.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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This tired, old cliché is retro-cool.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Time melts in my dreams, not in my hands.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Time, it melts in your dreams, not in your hands.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Time: it melts in your dreams, not in your hands.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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tiny toy soldiers are plotting with barbie to attack lego land
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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tiny toy soldiers talk to me
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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tiny toy soldiers tell me bad things
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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To solve mysteries: 1) Acquire dog 2) Purchase van 3) Buy snacks.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Today's Yellow Brick Road is Paved with Post-It Notes.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Too bad for vegetarians, there is a lot of meat in team.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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too bad you can't see the cloaking device hidden in this shirt
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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too cheap for faux vintage
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Transplant Candidates Want You For Your Body.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Trapped in silent movie where t-shirts contain sub-titles. Help!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Trebuchet: When you just want to fling your ideas out there.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Treu Anarkists Woodn't Ffollow Spellyng Ruels.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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True Power Comes From Discipline or a Failed Arachnid Experiment.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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twilight + harry potter = 100 monkeys + 100 typewriters
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Twitterpated - Disney's dirty, dirty word.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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two wrongs don't make a right but double negatives can't not be.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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under this shell is an even more clever coccoon
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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understanding my shirt ≠ understanding me
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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understanding my shirt =/= understanding me
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Unfortunately, My Speak and Spell Can't Pronounce Klingon.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Unfortunately, putting olives on my fingertips slows my typing.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Unfortunately, this shirt's sleeves have disabled my tricks.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Unwritten Ruels Are Filled With Spelling Errours.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Up Down Up Down AB Start, or, Crane Kick?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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urinalysis reveals everything
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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urinanalysis reveals everything
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Use a homonym machine too altar scents instead of band substances
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Utopias just sound so narcissistic.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Vampires Love to Play When Nothing is at Stake.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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Vampires: Sexy parasites in capes.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Ventriliquists win hands up.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Volunteer Sherpa for Your Social Climbing Expedition.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Voting for Lincoln doesn't make any cents.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Waffles - The default breakfast of the ambivalent.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Waffles: Breakfast of Ambivalence.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Waffles: The Breakfast of Ambivalence.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Waffles: The Breakfast of Ambivalence. (With or without syrup).
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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wait a minute and your brain will tell you you've read this b4
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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wait a sec and your brain will tell you you've read this b4
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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WANTED: Personal Sherpa for Social Climbing Expedition.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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warning = singing in the rain can cause drowning
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Warning: Sam I Am is Not Concerned About Your Cholesterol.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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warning: standing next to me may cause im/potency
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Was your shirt vetted by an online community? I didn't think so.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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We Need a Hand Gesture for Parentheticals. (You Know?)
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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We now know the chemistry behind Hulkamania.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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We're going to party like it's the end of the second millenium.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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web 1.0: fail.com
web 2.0: virulant.com
web 3.0: orwell.com
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Web 3.0: Home of zombie, ninja, and pirate references.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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web2.0: measuring your self-worth since the dot-com bubble burst
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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Westbound flights: Traveling against the grain of time since 1903
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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What did you expect to see here? Dr. Theopolis?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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what i really need to do: a work b play c find a brand new lover
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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what is the sound of one hand tweeting?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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what is today's star date? I need it for my log.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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what you are reading once existed only as pixels
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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what you are reading once only existed as pixels
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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When I die, Cryogenics will keep me cool.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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when i return as a butterfly you will chase me with your nets
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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When it begins with S, Laughter is not the best medicine.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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When you dance, do you knock the "Y" out of gyrating?
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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Where exactly is this switch that needs to be flipped?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Who knew pigs were so adept at architecture?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Why Don't Carpools Form in the Mainstream?
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Why parents warn about peer pressure: 15 psi can crush a skull.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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wile e. coyote suggested a great therapist
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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wit > it
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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witty > itty
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Wood I be lying if I told you I had a cricket for a life coach?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Woodchucks - The Silent Victims of Hypothetical Questions.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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woodland creatures = small furry
urban creatures = fat surly
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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WWTWMD?
What Would Three Wise Monkeys Do? (Probably Throw Poop)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Y? (in red) It was the last scarlet letter available.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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YEOCK! This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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YET I: The perfect segue for abominable stories.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You Can Always Count on an Abacus.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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You Can Read My Shirt, But My Shirt Can Read Your Mind: Cowbell!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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you can't misunderstand this
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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you science me
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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You should hear the song that goes along with this shirt!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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You will miss me (mostly because I have awesome "dodge"
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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You would recognize me if I were wearing my super hero mask.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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you're not average, but in a group you're mean
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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you're reading this because a) you can b) you shouldn't
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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your eyes have just been saved from 5 seconds of boredom
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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zeitgeist is german for youtube
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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[cynical].[/cynical]
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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[del]test[/del]
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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[finger tapping] . . . [/finger tapping]
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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[label me]
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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[printed on side of shirt] Welcome to the winning side.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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[printed on side] Let's not choose sides, okay?
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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[stunned]![/stunned]
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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[synesthesia] blue [/synesthesia]
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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_ _ - - ~~*?*~~ - - _ _
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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_pp_rently, I _m not so good _t h_ngm_n.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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___(_((me))_)___
tight ropes scare me
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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____ is your vocabulary word of the day.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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_____
you must be this short to be down-to-earth
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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|><| someone knocked over my hour glass, JARP-ing my boggle
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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