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rhayward aka Richard Hayward is a 20.58 year old boy, has been a member since June 29, 2006, has scored 541 submissions, giving an average score of 2.56.

Feb 27 '07 by rhayward

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a blog to talk about accents, and english and shit like that.

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lenabean on Feb 27 '07 at 2:04pm

american accents are funny. i have one

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:05pm

aha! yes!

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:05pm

THE LETTER C SERVES NO PURPOSE

rhayward on Feb 27 '07 at 2:06pm

surely it serves as much purpose as any other letter

AND I MEAN ALL OF THEM!!

iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 2:06pm

I talk in a thick indian accent.

victimofopportunity on Feb 27 '07 at 2:06pm

no. it doesnt.

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:06pm

no i'm afraid you are deathly mistaken

rhayward on Feb 27 '07 at 2:07pm

as are you, chap!

lenabean on Feb 27 '07 at 2:07pm

yes it does c is very important you ninnies

iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 2:07pm

when I say "tissue" it sounds like I'm making gunshot sounds.

lenabean on Feb 27 '07 at 2:07pm

yeah. i said it. ninnies

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:08pm

no c is not important

chap

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:08pm

tashoooooooooo

rhayward on Feb 27 '07 at 2:08pm

iPear, you've stumbled upon something marvellous. we need to scientifically prove this fact!

victimofopportunity on Feb 27 '07 at 2:09pm

wouldn't a fact be technically already proven?

ISABOA on Feb 27 '07 at 2:10pm

why don't the British use Zs

iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 2:10pm

DON'T YOU BE CORRECTIN' HIM GIRL WHO THINKS THAT RAP MUSIC WILL PUT YOU INTO A COMA LIKE STATE.

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:10pm

ok rhayward, NOW you are deathly mistaken

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:10pm

victimofopportunity on Feb 27 '07 at 2:11pm

i have a z in my middle name

victimofopportunity on Feb 27 '07 at 2:11pm

it's a fun letter.

victimofopportunity on Feb 27 '07 at 2:11pm

and i bet the British use the letter z in zebra or zoo. otherwise it would just sound strange.

loserbeech on Feb 27 '07 at 2:12pm

Not all facts need to be scientifically proven. It is a fact that I just ate stew, but there aren't any scientists hovering around me to ascertain the truth of whether the foodsstuff I just ate was in fact stew or whether it was a substitute.

margolove on Feb 27 '07 at 2:12pm

I have a very indistinctive Central Ohio accent. I'm boring.

rhayward on Feb 27 '07 at 2:12pm

it's the worst letter. why'd you think it comes last?

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:12pm

nobody here can prove to me that the letter c is important

loserbeech on Feb 27 '07 at 2:12pm

What's a zoo? Is that anything like a soo? And zebra, is that like a sebra?

iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 2:13pm

buhh tages, you're right, C is just a wannabe.

it just pretends to be S and K.

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:13pm

if there were no z's everyone would have a spanish accent

iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 2:14pm

Q is also useless.

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:14pm

thank you ipear

someone knows what they're talking about around here

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:14pm

yeah Q can only be used with U.

therefore the letter should be Qu, not Q

squeegebeckenheim on Feb 27 '07 at 2:14pm

cherry and fairy DO NOT RHYME IN MY ENGLISH!

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:15pm

but cherry and ferry do

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 2:15pm

When I do something stupid and I'm by myself, I curse myself out in a British accent.

"Cor, you stupid gobshite"

"what a cockup you are!"

etc.

rhayward on Feb 27 '07 at 2:17pm

seriously why would people talk spanish if there were no z's?

esé.

loserbeech on Feb 27 '07 at 2:17pm

I do the same thing skafiend!

Only I am British.

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:17pm

because they talk like this

yesterday i went to the soo, and i saw a sebra

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:19pm

porque mi abula se habla espanol y you se que estoy sobre didiendo

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:19pm

diciendo*

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:19pm

abuela*
yo*

victimofopportunity on Feb 27 '07 at 2:20pm

i'm in spanish class right now.

skafiend007 on Feb 27 '07 at 2:20pm

I do the same thing skafiend!

Only I am British.

LOL... I only do it loserbeech because I've seen too much "Monty Python" and I had to admit, when they went on tirades, it sounded hilarous.

"you coffee-noise, malodorous pervert!!!"

maybe you should start curing yourself out in "American"

"Damn, dumb muthafukka, wassup wid dat???"

and so forth...

buhhtages on Feb 27 '07 at 2:20pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

victimofopportunity on Feb 27 '07 at 2:21pm

^nice skafiend

rhayward on Feb 27 '07 at 2:21pm

what's crackin' boyz?

iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 2:23pm

buhhtages knows how the latino peeooplezz talk.

I just emphasize the T, sound.

iPear on Feb 27 '07 at 2:23pm

I also pronounce W words with a V sound and V words with a W sound.

loserbeech on Feb 27 '07 at 2:23pm

Americans always sound happy though! Especially when they're threatening to, ahem, pop a cap in each other's asses and whatnot. They sound like little cartoon people.

I love Li'l Jon for this reason.

rhayward on Feb 27 '07 at 2:24pm

i just punch people and call them esé's. that's how i do my spanish.

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