Chicago equals awesome city. It rules. That's right. I've been to Chicago every other week. And it's still not boring at all.

Yes everyone it's that wonderful time where I shamlessly self promote myself. Got a couple of new slogans up and those who haven't seen my old ones score them too. So score all my slogans now. I'll score yours too. Do it or I'll set your car on fire.

Apparently with the new influx of independent movie ticket sales Michael Moore says that movies aren't that good anymore and people are demanding better movies. Thank you fat incontinent piece of garbage. How does he get away with stating the obvious in the media and his movies yet still make money and not get bitch slapped? What the fuck?

Is it just me or is Dane Cook overrated like mad. I mean he's not crappy but he's not as funny as people make him seem to be. I mean I pick loads of other comics that I think are better. Lewis Black, Mitch Hedburg, Denis Leary...

I just had a DQ blizzard (cookie dough and reeses cup) But ice cream=orgasm for the mouth. Don't you agree?

Hehe apparently all the major news pundits and shows such as CNN, ABC, FoxNews, and god knows who else are reporting important up to date issues such as whethere the apocalyspe is coming and that Jesus is the only way to avoid such a fate. How funny is that?

One last time desperatly in need of music. Suggestions please!

Hey tell me some bands to download for my iPod and also does anyone know a good video converter for the iPod?

Hey can you guys give some bands that I can download for my iPod? I need some more music despite having 30 gigs it isn't enough. Thanks!

Does anyone remember Bloom County?

Yeah hey does anyone remember Bloom County? Oh yeah new slogan it's a reference to a joke. Score or die. Oh yeah I'll score yours too.