In addition to being a high school art teacher and freelance artist, Twogunmojo is also the unsung hero to numerous "penny-a-day" chimpanzee's in Guatemala. He is 20th level with 754 HP and infinite Mana. Seriously, you don't want to mess with that. He is not Samoan, but like all things Samoan, he is dangerous. Monsoon dangerous; Like killer storm, knock down house, burn up trees dangerous. He cannot be controlled by "science" or swayed by the cries of the many. On occasionally he will give out delicious confectionery treats, sometimes called candy! However, for those of ill and unsavory moral character the candy will be a punch in the face. That's his thesis statement.