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thenewswansea
aka t. is a 19.17 year old girl, has been a member since June 27, 2006, has scored 2220 submissions, giving an average score of 1.60.
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There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Come to the dork side, we have calculators.
of 53 votes, 42% like it
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Sticks and stones agree that fists hurt more.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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I'm just happy to see you. There is nothing in my pocket.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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The pen may be mightier than the sword but I have a gun.
of 44 votes, 45% like it
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Yorick stole the spotlight.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I didn't know Yorick.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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If you can read this hug me please.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Super Robo Android let's be friends!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Homework = nature's brain drain
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Be safe, have fun and party (but not necessarily in that order).
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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If you're quiet you can hear them laughing.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I heart you but I don't lung you.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Everyone knows the nerd gets the chick.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Only losers use the metric system.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Metric system beats imperial any day.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Never been good with words so I just write them on my tshirt.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry, I borrowed your shirt. I’ll bring it back Tuesday.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Love me loving you.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Do you ever get the feeling someone's watching you?
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Bite carefully. Apples have feelings too.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Get out of the damn water, Jesus, we all know you can do it!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Science: more than a monkey's uncle.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Life, it's in you to give.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Come closer and let me shank you.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Come closer. Let me shank you.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Science: Makes you more than a monkey's uncle.
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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Jesus, stop showing off!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Apples have feelings too.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Be cool like me, refuse to conform.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Just like you, I too refuse to conform.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Nude on strike.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Vote for me for prom queen.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Vote for me in the next election.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Imaginary friends get you into the sweetest parties.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Imaginery friends get you into all the sweet parties.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Shave your chest, then we'll talk.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I can't love a guy with a hairy chest.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Think more. Feel more. Love more. Give more.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Need it. Got it. Want it. Have it.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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School is four losers.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Because only nerds reed books.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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It's only illegal if someone sees you.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Only nerds reed.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Only nerds reed books.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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It's only illegal if someone sees you do it.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Sweet! ( That was a rather cunning thing you just did, sir)
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Silly magician, rabbits are for kids.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Jesus was a magic man.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I did it for the kicks.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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pro·nun·ci·a·tion
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Are you savvy?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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don't drop the beat, son
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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rock, paper, scissors, jesus
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Je m'aime. :)
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Je m'aime.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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This message will explode in 5 seconds.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I can't believe you did that!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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The barin wokrs in mtoseruyis wyas.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Does this sound right?
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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The bling bling is back.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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You'll have to talk louder, I'm wearing a shirt.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Modesty is for the weak.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Does this sound alright to you?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Jesus: "My dad could beat up your dad."
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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and then Jesus said, "my dad could beat up your dad."
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus: My dad could beat up your dad.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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When good things happen to bad people.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I.O.U 1 brain
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Don't do that or your face might stay that way.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Love: It's only fun until someone gets hurt.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Dead man walking.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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The mnid wokrs in metsoyruis wyas.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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The barin wokrs in metsoyruis wyas.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Will you be my forbidden fruit?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Slacker Alert: Teacher in promixity!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Warning: Applied lipstick with the car mirror.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Look over there! Just kidding.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I never know when to use these; you know?
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Don't be afraid of the dark. Be afraid of the light.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Wut wud happin' if we all talked lyke this?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Fact: the best time to do a major assignment is the day before.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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My bestfriends aren't online right now.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Who needs real friends when you can have online ones.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Fact: girls pillow fight naked.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Monkeys are just people, but without the social pressure.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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The English are NOT coming.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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This bird has flown.
of 70 votes, 9% like it
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This is not my idea of a good time.
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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Cut & Paste
of 70 votes, 9% like it
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Remove before washing or wearing.
of 71 votes, 4% like it
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All you need is L$VE
of 70 votes, 16% like it
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YES! NO!
of 71 votes, 10% like it
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Something tells me that's not what she said.
of 71 votes, 24% like it
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I was a fan before they were mainstream.
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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Remember that I love you.
of 71 votes, 14% like it
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All night long.
of 70 votes, 9% like it
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Did you get that from your mama?
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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Whatever you can do, I can do better.
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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Rock Paper Scissors vs. Lions Tigers Bears
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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There's a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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My robot could beat up your robot.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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The party doesn't start till I'm there, no need to hurry.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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We all know I.O.U cards are good for nothing.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Save it for your momma.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Sweating faster than a hooker in church.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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It's early. Give me coffee or get out.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I don't need your sass.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
... (I've never been good with words.)
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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3/10 people actually lol
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Add ketchup.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Apples: bitter to the core.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Are you ready for non-stop party action?!
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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Be safe, have fun and party (in no specific order).
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Because exercise is for sissies and I can’t get up.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Because exercise is for sissies and I forget how to get up.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Come what may.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Cooties are not an urban legend.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Count down till the end of the world.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Destroy all humans...nah, just kidding.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Do you hear an echo?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Does this make my face look fat?
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Evolution was wasted on you.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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Fork me.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Get out of the damn water, Jesus, we all know what you can do!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Give me coffee or give me another hour.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Gone fishing, back later.
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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Grow your own tree.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Helllllllllllllloo Nurse.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Here in the deep south, people are a lot more friendly.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Hollywood here I come.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I also stardust newyork.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I can not tell a lie (except for that one).
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I can not tell a lie (unless it benefits me).
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I don't care what you say, musicals rule.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I feel like such a tool.
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I hate you this much. This is when I show you my fist.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I love to sleep, eight days a week.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I was a fan before they even existed.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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I will eat your ____.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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If my arms were 6 ft. long I could hug you wherever you go.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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If you can read this tell me if it's funny.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If you're in front of me you can read this.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Is shoitnemg wnrog or am I jsut sieneg tgnhis?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Is something wrong or is it just me again?
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Jesus shoots, and he scores!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Jimmy's down the well!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Let's be friends and put this whole mess behind us.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Let's count down till the end of the world.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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My mama always taught me to be polite.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Nice women seldom make history.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Ninjas are attacking my brain (from the inside out).
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Proes before hoes.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Proud owner of a plumber butt.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Put you pants back on.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Superman?
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Sorry, my ID's in my other jean pocket.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Super Mega Ultra Dogbot beats ol' yellar any day.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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The pen may be mightier than the sword but I have a raygun.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Timmy's not down a well.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Yoko is a homewrecker.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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You will be loved.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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