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lunchboxbrain aka Andrew Gregory is a 30.21 year old boy, has been a member since June 27, 2006, has scored 23398 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65.
Don't put words in my mouth unless they're covered in chocolate
of 29 votes, 69% like it
My car runs on power ballads
of 23 votes, 57% like it
I've got a black belt but it doesn't go with this outfit
of 36 votes, 67% like it
I am a riddle, wrapped up in bacon, inside an omelette
of 38 votes, 29% like it
I broke my arm throwing caution to the wind
of 43 votes, 42% like it
There's no "i" in "misspelled"
of 33 votes, 24% like it
If chickens only knew how good their wings taste...
of 29 votes, 45% like it
Save a bald eagle, buy a toupee
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Crime pays but the hours suck
of 49 votes, 65% like it
My life is an endless series of pop culture references
of 56 votes, 50% like it
My life is just a series of pop culture references
of 44 votes, 30% like it
Fact: The ice age was caused by vampire groundhogs
of 47 votes, 32% like it
Turkeys give thanks for vegetarians
of 62 votes, 61% like it
Cannibals are attracted to my good taste
of 61 votes, 44% like it
I'm so tough, I make onions cry
of 50 votes, 32% like it
I've got a chip on my shoulder but I'm all out of dip
of 52 votes, 29% like it
I've got a chip on my shoulder but I'm all out of salsa
of 54 votes, 31% like it
Brain Power: The Ultimate Source of Clean Energy
of 51 votes, 41% like it
Brain Power: The Ultimate in Clean Energy
of 41 votes, 24% like it
The monsters under my bed are too lazy to clean my room for me
of 59 votes, 46% like it
I always have to get the last word in. Seriously, I do. For real.
of 58 votes, 28% like it
Guitar players give great feedback
of 62 votes, 42% like it
When it comes to failing, I'm very successful
of 80 votes, 59% like it
Walking a mile in a clown's shoes isn't as fun as it looks
of 76 votes, 49% like it
Multiple choice questions are: a) Stupid b) Okay c) Awesome
of 69 votes, 46% like it
Umbrellas are useless when it's raining cats and dogs
of 72 votes, 54% like it
Robots are cool but they can't go retro
of 70 votes, 39% like it
I Was Voted ''Most Likely To Wear A Shirt With Words On It''
of 75 votes, 55% like it
My birthday suit is at the dry cleaners
of 83 votes, 49% like it
I don't like to go running unless I'm being chased by zombies
of 64 votes, 47% like it
There are no words to express how I feel about silence.
of 80 votes, 57% like it
Professional Sound Wave Surfer
of 62 votes, 37% like it
Fractions Stand Divided
of 78 votes, 60% like it
I Can Keep a Secret. Just Ask the Sasquatch Living in My Attic.
of 86 votes, 63% like it
I'm training to be a professional mathlete
of 60 votes, 37% like it
Boomerangs: They're Making A Comeback
of 85 votes, 78% like it
Tennis taught me how to love
of 72 votes, 38% like it
Never bring a pen to a sword fight
of 72 votes, 63% like it
If there's a light bulb above my head, then I've got a great idea
of 78 votes, 27% like it
I'm not really a bad ass, but I act like one on the internet
of 72 votes, 44% like it
Artists are drawn to sketchy characters
of 73 votes, 62% like it
The definition of suspense is...
of 95 votes, 72% like it
Gold Medal Spectator (printed in gold foil)
of 56 votes, 38% like it
Good artists copy, great artists blog about being misunderstood
of 65 votes, 46% like it
My dreams are so sweet, I wake up with a toothache
of 76 votes, 55% like it
Printers have the best jam sessions
of 69 votes, 46% like it
I'd call your bluff, but I forgot the number
of 62 votes, 44% like it
I passed the back seat driver's test with flying colors
of 62 votes, 39% like it
When it comes to music, the devil's got it backwards
of 61 votes, 36% like it
You know what I hate about unanswered questions?
of 90 votes, 67% like it
I get it, you love ice cream. Now stop screaming.
of 64 votes, 38% like it
If time is money, becoming a vampire is a smart career choice
of 57 votes, 40% like it
I'd give you my heart but it's on the sleeve of another shirt
of 53 votes, 38% like it
Football: The real reason why God rested on Sunday
of 57 votes, 44% like it
I auditioned for a barbershop quartet, but I didn't make the cut
of 72 votes, 47% like it
You can trust me. I'm not a meteorologist or politician.
of 80 votes, 59% like it
Don't make me turn this phrase around!
of 78 votes, 35% like it
Being stranded on a desserted island sounds delicious
of 80 votes, 60% like it
Mathematicians know all the angles
of 61 votes, 36% like it
All aboard my train of thought! Next stop: la la land!
of 62 votes, 32% like it
An apple a day gets boring after a while
of 72 votes, 60% like it
I march to the beat of a different drum machine
of 75 votes, 57% like it
Eggheads always crack under pressure
of 74 votes, 28% like it
Poor mimes are proof that silence isn't golden
of 57 votes, 35% like it
Ninjas love to spell with silent letters
of 62 votes, 37% like it
Life is like a buffet and I'm going back for seconds!
of 53 votes, 40% like it
Don't rock the boat. That's the ocean's job.
of 58 votes, 34% like it
Seeing the world is easy when you've got your head in the clouds
of 58 votes, 34% like it
My razor sharp wit is registered as a deadly weapon.
of 71 votes, 61% like it
I need to get something off my chest but this shirt is hiding it
of 64 votes, 41% like it
Wearing your underwear on the outside gives you super powers
of 95 votes, 67% like it
Magic eight ball says: Stop asking so many questions!
of 58 votes, 36% like it
I give it a 110% whenever I feel like it
of 58 votes, 33% like it
Friends don't let friends use clichés
of 71 votes, 35% like it
Will wake for coffee
of 59 votes, 29% like it
I'm not an egomaniac, I'm just totally awesome at everything
of 75 votes, 48% like it
The Moon: Pulling All-Nighters Since the Beginning of Time
of 80 votes, 59% like it
Owls know how to throw a good old fashioned hootenanny!
of 60 votes, 42% like it
Monkey business is bananas!
of 54 votes, 33% like it
I'd like to climb the corporate ladder but I'm afraid of heights
of 54 votes, 43% like it
The skeletons in my closet put this outfit together
of 73 votes, 63% like it
Yes, I ate the last slice of pizza. No, I'm not sorry about it.
of 61 votes, 36% like it
Exclamation points make everything more exciting!
of 64 votes, 38% like it
You can pick your friend's nose. It's just not very hygienic.
of 52 votes, 38% like it
We came. We saw. We LOL'd.
of 66 votes, 27% like it
Give me a second, I'm trying to think of something clever to say
of 69 votes, 28% like it
I got no beef with vegetarians
of 84 votes, 58% like it
The greatest nation in the world is imagination
of 62 votes, 40% like it
Angular momentum makes the world go round
of 57 votes, 40% like it
Some days you're the dog, and other days, you're the fire hydrant
of 64 votes, 39% like it
Taco is Spanish for awesomely delicious blessing from above
of 78 votes, 27% like it
I know I'm not dreaming but I want you to pinch me anyway
of 74 votes, 24% like it
All who seek fortune in cookies would be wise to look elsewhere
of 85 votes, 61% like it
Warning! Cautious Living Breeds Boredom
of 70 votes, 17% like it
In the future, light bulbs will change themselves
of 70 votes, 20% like it
Pirates need their booty sleep
of 71 votes, 44% like it
Deep sea divers are down for anything
of 69 votes, 26% like it
I'm nuts about squirrels!
of 70 votes, 23% like it
I was stood up on my date with destiny
of 60 votes, 33% like it
Trees are so shady
of 74 votes, 43% like it
Invert your syntax, sound wise you will
of 75 votes, 36% like it
I'm psychic and yes, you can buy me a drink.
of 72 votes, 35% like it
Extra! Extra! The Internet Killed The Newspaper!
of 66 votes, 26% like it
Nothing is certain but death, taxes and clichés
of 67 votes, 40% like it
The keys to the future are locked inside my time machine
of 83 votes, 48% like it
Polar bears used to be cool.
of 80 votes, 51% like it
Kangaroos drink beer just for the hops
of 69 votes, 35% like it
I tend to go off on tangents, so can I borrow your car?
of 62 votes, 31% like it
I think I pulled a muscle while I was patting myself on the back
of 65 votes, 43% like it
Without us, there is no music
of 65 votes, 29% like it
Brain Food - The Favorite Snack of Zombie Nerds
of 64 votes, 33% like it
Hungry zombies love brain food
of 65 votes, 34% like it
If rules were made to be broken, they should come with crazy glue
of 67 votes, 34% like it
1 out of 5 dentists recommend not giving into peer pressure
of 70 votes, 39% like it
Revenge is a dish best served without utensils
of 70 votes, 39% like it
Life is shor
of 95 votes, 27% like it
Electricians do it with the lights on
of 166 votes, 44% like it
I Come Equipped With The Kung-Fu Grip
of 159 votes, 39% like it
Whiskey is proof that Satan loves us
of 163 votes, 37% like it
I Only Smoke When I'm On Fire
of 183 votes, 50% like it
Rock The Cashbar
of 154 votes, 26% like it
That's my party hat you're sitting on
of 154 votes, 26% like it
Anthropomorphism is degrading to humans
of 144 votes, 30% like it
my kaleidoscope is on fire
of 151 votes, 26% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I Was Voted "Most Likely To Wear A Shirt With Words On It&qu
of 1 votes, 0% like it
I Was Voted "Most Likely To Wear A Shirt With Words On It&qu
of 2 votes, 0% like it
If chickens only knew how good their wings tasted...
of 1 votes, 100% like it
There are no words to express how I feel about stage fright.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Shirt Collection:
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Labor Day (for my wife)
They're, Their, There
Mission Listen
Funkalicious
Advisors (for my wife)
The Death of Imagination
Liberty Nor Safety
And He Just Did Not Have A Clue (for my wife)
Messages From The Reverse
Cookie Loves Milk (for my wife)
Routemaster
Lions Are Smarter Than I Am
Frida's Garden (for my wife)
Madness of Mission 6
Poppin' Wheelies
I Heart Coffee (for my wife)
Remembering Last Night (for my wife)
Now That's Dope
Infinity MPG
Music Business Remastered
Monster Mash
Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal
Identifying Flying Objects
The Northern Black-capped Gumchewer (for my wife)
If History Repeats Itself, I'm Totally Getting a Dinosaur
The definition of suspense is...
Her Hair (for my wife)

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