10/29/09 Update: One year and a day ago, inspired by my fellow sloganeers, I set upon an epic journey - one slogan, each day for an entire year. The initial days were fruitful - slogans, like apple orchards in autumn, were ripe and plentiful. A goal, years in the making, was realized as the Threadless gods smiled upon two of my slogans and immortalized them forever in type tee form. While the months since have rough and rocky, leaving me far short of the initial goal 365 slogans, I look back now on this quest with pride and contentment. This may be the end of one journey but the creative quest continues...



I was inspired by Rolf through Maltzmania to get into the 365 Slogan challenge.

Click on the slogans below to cast your vote!

10.4.09
After a month long slogan drought, I'm back in action with a double dose of wordsmithing goodness:

Don't put words in my mouth unless they're covered in chocolate

My car runs on power ballads

8.27.09
I've got a black belt but it doesn't go with this outfit

8.18.09
I am a riddle, wrapped up in bacon, inside an omelette

7.30.09
I broke my arm throwing caution to the wind

7.27.09
There's no "i" in "misspelled"

7.22.09
If chickens only knew how good their wings taste...

7.17.09
Save a bald eagle, buy a toupee

6.4.09
Crime pays but the hours suck

5.27.09
My life is just a series of pop culture references

Alternate Version
My life is an endless series of pop culture references

4.22.09
Cannibals are attracted to my good taste

4.20.09
I'm so tough, I make onions cry

4.14.09
I've got a chip on my shoulder but I'm all out of salsa

4.14.09 (Alternate Version)
I've got a chip on my shoulder but I'm all out of dip

4.13.09
Brain Power: The Ultimate in Clean Energy

4.13.09 (Alternate Version)
Brain Power: The Ultimate Source of Clean Energy

4.10.09
The monsters under my bed are too lazy to clean my room for me

4.2.09
I always have to get the last word in. Seriously, I do. For real.

3.27.09
Guitar players give great feedback

3.23.09
When it comes to failing, I'm very successful

3.16.90
Walking a mile in a clown's shoes isn't as fun as it looks

3.12.09
Multiple choice questions are:
a) Stupid
b) Okay
c) Awesome


3.11.09
Umbrellas are useless when it's raining cats and dogs

3.4.09
Robots are cool but they can't go retro

2.25.09
I Was Voted ''Most Likely To Wear A Shirt With Words On It''

2.24.09
My birthday suit is at the dry cleaners

2.20.09
I don't like to go running unless I'm being chased by zombies

2.19.09 - Thanks to krokun for the suggested revision of yesterday's slogan!
There are no words to express how I feel about silence.

2.18.09
There are no words to express how I feel about stage fright.

2.15.09
Professional Sound Wave Surfer

2.12.09
Fractions Stand Divided

2.10.09
I Can Keep a Secret. Just Ask the Sasquatch Living in My Attic.

2.6.09
I'm training to be a professional mathlete

2.5.09
Boomerangs: They're Making A Comeback

2.4.09
Tennis taught me how to love

2.3.09
Never bring a pen to a sword fight

1.31.09
If there's a light bulb above my head, then I've got a great idea

1.30.09
I'm not really a bad ass, but I act like one on the internet

1.29.09
Artists are drawn to sketchy characters

1.28.09
The definition of suspense is...

1.27.09
Gold Medal Spectator
(printed in gold foil)

1.26.09
Good artists copy, great artists blog about being misunderstood

1.25.09 - Special Sunday Edition!
My dreams are so sweet, I wake up with a toothache

1.23.09
Printers have the best jam sessions

1.22.09 (For the OSC's Sports competition)
I'd call your bluff, but I forgot the number

1.21.09
I passed the back seat driver's test with flying colors

1.20.09
When it comes to music, the devil's got it backwards

1.19.09
You know what I hate about unanswered questions?

1.17.09
I get it, you love ice cream. Now stop screaming.

1.16.09
If time is money, becoming a vampire is a smart career choice

1.15.09 **Bonus!**
I'd give you my heart but it's on the sleeve of another shirt

1.15.09 (For the OSC's Sports competition)
Football: The real reason why God rested on Sunday

1.13.09
I auditioned for a barbershop quartet, but I didn't make the cut

1.10.09
You can trust me. I'm not a meteorologist or politician.

1.9.09
Don't make me turn this phrase around!

1.8.09
Being stranded on a desserted island sounds delicious

1.7.09
Mathematicians know all the angles

1.7.09
Those who laughs last, didn't get the joke at first

1.6.09
All aboard my train of thought! Next stop: la la land!

1.5.09
An apple a day gets boring after a while

1.2.09
I march to the beat of a different drum machine

12.31.08
Eggheads always crack under pressure

12.30.08 (2 for Tuesday bonus slogan!)
Poor mimes are proof that silence isn't golden

12.30.08
Ninjas love to spell with silent letters

12.29.08
Life is like a buffet and I'm going back for seconds!

12.26.08
Don't rock the boat. That's the ocean's job.

12.24.08
Seeing the world is easy when you've got your head in the clouds

12.23.08
My razor sharp wit is registered as a deadly weapon

12.13.08
I need to get something off my chest but this shirt is hiding it

12.12.08
Wearing your underwear on the outside gives you super powers

12.11.08
Magic eight ball says: Stop asking so many questions!

I give it a 110% whenever I feel like it

12.10.08
Friends don't let friends use clichés

12.9.08
Will wake for coffee

12.8.08
I'm not an egomaniac, I'm just totally awesome at everything

12.7.08
The Moon: Pulling All-Nighters Since the Beginning of Time

12.5.08
Owls know how to throw a good old fashioned hootenanny!

12.4.08
(Doubling up in honor of the Official Slogan Club "Jobs" contest)

I'd like to climb the corporate ladder but I'm afraid of heights

Monkey business is bananas!

12.3.08
The skeletons in my closet put this outfit together

12.2.08
Yes, I ate the last slice of pizza. No, I'm not sorry about it.
("No, I'm not sorry about it" could be in UV or Glow Ink)

12.1.08
Exclamation points make everything more exciting!

11.29.08
You can pick your friend's nose. It's just not very hygienic.

11.28.08
We came. We saw. We LOL'd.

11.26.08
Give me a second, I'm trying to think of something clever to say

11.25.08
I got no beef with vegetarians

11.24.08
The greatest nation in the world is imagination

11.23.08
Angular momentum makes the world go round

11.21.08
Some days you're the dog, and other days, you're the fire hydrant

11.20.08
Taco is Spanish for awesomely delicious blessing from above

11.19.08
I know I'm not dreaming but I want you to pinch me anyway

11.18.08
All who seek fortune in cookies would be wise to look elsewhere

11.17.08
Warning! Cautious Living Breeds Boredom

11.15.08 Weekend Bonanza!
I'm nuts about squirrels!
Deep sea divers are down for anything
Pirates need their booty sleep
In the future, light bulbs will change themselves

11.14.08
I was stood up on my date with destiny

11.13.08
Trees are so shady

11.12.08
Invert your syntax, sound wise you will

I'm psychic and yes, you can buy me a drink.

11.11.08
Extra! Extra! The Internet Killed The Newspaper!

11.10.08
Nothing is certain but death, taxes and clichés

11.7.08
The keys to the future are locked inside my time machine


11.6.08
Polar bears used to be cool.

11.6.08
Polar bears used to be cool. Now they're just sweating to death.

11.5.08
Kangaroos drink beer just for the hops

11.4.08
I tend to go off on tangents, so can I borrow your car?

11.4.08
I think I pulled a muscle while I was patting myself on the back

11.3.08
Without us, there is no music

11.2.08
Brain Food - The Favorite Snack of Zombie Nerds

11.1.08
Hungry zombies love brain food

10.30.08
If rules were made to be broken, they should come with crazy glue

10.29.08
1 out of 5 dentists recommend not giving into peer pressure

10.28.08
Revenge is a dish best served without utensils

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