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k312
k312 aka Ken Alderfer is a 38.93 year old boy, has been a member since June 26, 2006, has scored 868 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 29 designs get printed.
I have a man's voice
of 58 votes, 9% like it
i'm so tired
of 33 votes, 9% like it
kosher meat
of 34 votes, 12% like it
mmhmmm thats right
of 34 votes, 15% like it
sugar and spice and everything your momma warned you about
of 34 votes, 21% like it
f the police
of 33 votes, 9% like it
jk
of 33 votes, 9% like it
threadless hates all my designs
of 33 votes, 27% like it
you rock yo.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
witty headline here
of 34 votes, 6% like it
0% APR for life or until faded
of 34 votes, 12% like it
your mom is my biggest fan
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I'm Friends with Joe Mello...are you??
of 33 votes, 9% like it
oh. yeah.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
html>body #me{ position:relative; } /* ie can't read this */
of 33 votes, 15% like it
index.html
of 32 votes, 19% like it
spamtabulous
of 32 votes, 9% like it
caffeine freeak
of 32 votes, 16% like it
i'm responsible
of 32 votes, 19% like it
God Rules
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Real American Zero
of 32 votes, 9% like it
geometry is for lovers
of 32 votes, 9% like it
myspace drop out
of 33 votes, 33% like it
words are cool!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
express your inner text
of 32 votes, 16% like it
bobba fett is my daddy
of 33 votes, 9% like it
i'm not smurfy today
of 32 votes, 16% like it
you can't win if you don't cheat
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Yappity Dappity Ding Dong
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Yappity Dappity
of 32 votes, 3% like it
Jesus saves His files every 5 minutes
of 32 votes, 34% like it
super bowel
of 32 votes, 9% like it
super bowling
of 32 votes, 6% like it
freakin fantastic
of 33 votes, 18% like it
telecomWAS
of 32 votes, 6% like it
friday is pizza night
of 33 votes, 18% like it
mmmm butter
of 33 votes, 18% like it
tuesday is taco night
of 32 votes, 9% like it
i smoke to be cool
of 32 votes, 16% like it
looks good with a beer
of 32 votes, 9% like it
tastes great with a side of fries
of 32 votes, 6% like it
tastes great with relish
of 32 votes, 9% like it
tastes great with ketchup
of 32 votes, 16% like it
get a little closer
of 32 votes, 13% like it
recycled from my parents
of 32 votes, 25% like it
go grow a tree
of 32 votes, 34% like it
my monkey rocks hard
of 32 votes, 13% like it
non-voter
of 32 votes, 6% like it
slow. slap. slick.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
rub the magic belly
of 32 votes, 16% like it
give me some of yours
of 32 votes, 9% like it
sintastic!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I give tiger hugs
of 32 votes, 25% like it
carnival attraction
of 32 votes, 13% like it
i'm packin'
of 33 votes, 9% like it
my banana tastes funny
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Jersey Girls Rock
of 33 votes, 6% like it
Steve Jobs is my Sugar Daddy
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Bill Gates is my Pimp
of 32 votes, 16% like it
heartless punk
of 32 votes, 9% like it
look at this
of 32 votes, 19% like it
all that matters is trivial
of 32 votes, 13% like it
I'm part of something special
of 32 votes, 22% like it
stick hugger
of 32 votes, 9% like it
tastier than a chocolate covered banana
of 32 votes, 13% like it
with great power comes world domination
of 32 votes, 31% like it
speak spanish
of 32 votes, 13% like it
queso grande
of 32 votes, 6% like it
chili con queso
of 33 votes, 9% like it
lets take it outside
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Dump Truck
of 32 votes, 6% like it
Bad Cabbage
of 32 votes, 3% like it
sweat deal
of 32 votes, 6% like it
sweet deal
of 32 votes, 9% like it
pucker up
of 32 votes, 19% like it
cheeseburger
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Hannah Rules
of 32 votes, 9% like it
that was a potful of smoke
of 32 votes, 9% like it
ahem
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Happiness Takers - Don't take my happiness away!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
chics dig my toes
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Viva La Sala de Espera!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
aaarrrrrrgh I'd rather be lootin aaarrrrrrrrrrgh
of 24 votes, 4% like it
del.i.cate
of 25 votes, 4% like it
i'd rather be looting
of 7 votes, 14% like it
i'm a frayed knot
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I'm a salter
of 24 votes, 8% like it
pass the toilet paper
of 27 votes, 4% like it
puedo sacar la punta
of 24 votes, 4% like it
sequential artifacts
of 24 votes, 4% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

My designs


All about me

i work in the web department of an ad agency and I have a 4 year old daughter.

My time is usually split between the two.