"we all die in a jello submarine"
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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cows become me becomes grass becomes cows
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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hey no fair, it's my birthday this year!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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didn't jesus invent porn?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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omg, stupid! i'd wear it!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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death is really the worst way to go, i think.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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tell me a joke.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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say hi to me.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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sign here please.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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i wish i were a streetkid.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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the boobies were fascinated.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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want to hear my soundtrack?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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i am a secret jelly eater.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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people should be free. i tire of paying for them.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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free to run.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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i occasionally try to be funny.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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my bro crashed wow.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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if i had a dollar for every dollar i have, it would be good.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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eat your pants.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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i eat cheap meat.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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