In the "Why I Hate Parties" series.

I'm the sober one.

I cleaned up soooo much puke.

And changed soooo many peoples clothes for them.

And carried them in the house from where they past out in the yard.

And then I helped this girl find the bathroom and I went to leave but she made me stay in there with her calling me "Ash" (Pokemon?). She pulled down her pants to pee but neglected to pull down her underwear. She peed with her underwear on!

One guy puked all over his clothes so I put him in a v-neck grandma sweater with a teddy bear detective on it. That was pretty funny, I guess.

Hey friends, Beer Breakfast equals stupid tradition.