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Kresta
Kresta aka Kresta Train is a 35.21 year old girl, has been a member since June 23, 2006, has scored 545 submissions, giving an average score of 2.71.
Go Ask Alice. If she's not available, ask Mel or Flo.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
...and just how LONELY do you think I am?
of 39 votes, 15% like it
Studies show sugar daddies lead to tooth decay
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Sorry, but my list is already laminated
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Cannibalism is for BABIES! They're sweeter and not so gamey.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Kittens are sweet... especially with the right marinade.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
This is not a hat.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
*Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Choking hazard.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
Honey is the root of all beevil
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Great Hornytoads!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
98% Sex Goddess, 16% Nerd Girl, 7% Lousy Statistician
of 28 votes, 21% like it
What do you get if you cross a t-shirt and a dumb question?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Colonel Mustard in the Study with this T-Shirt
of 32 votes, 19% like it
It would cost 9,325,093,139 dollars to buy the world a Coke.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Boogers ARE chewy, but gum keeps the flavor longer
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Tis better to have loved and lost than to keep dating a moron
of 32 votes, 28% like it
FMALBF Supporter (Field Mice Against Little Bunny Fufu)
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Real dingos don't even LIKE the taste of baby
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Pirates like big booties
of 35 votes, 23% like it
What do you call a joke with no punchline?
of 34 votes, 26% like it
Melons are powerless in a banana republic
of 34 votes, 29% like it
Feisty: (adj.) one who digs Canadian indie folk-pop music
of 35 votes, 17% like it
My attention span is shorter than an Amish phone book
of 37 votes, 38% like it
My life is nothing more than a really long blonde joke
of 35 votes, 26% like it
I pick my nose. Don't laugh. So do you.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
Geeks Byte Harder
of 35 votes, 34% like it
Facts don't influence your opinions much, do they...
of 36 votes, 19% like it
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this shirt is about you.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
10% Artsy, 90% Fartsy
of 38 votes, 24% like it
1. pull over head 2. press arms thru side holes 3. go outside
of 38 votes, 18% like it
i prefer to act my shoe size
of 38 votes, 24% like it
Trail Blazers Start Forest Fires
of 38 votes, 24% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Nationalist" sounds a lot like "Special Needs&quo
of 3 votes, 33% like it
...because I'm bigger than you
of 29 votes, 10% like it
100% Industrial Strength Nerd from Concentrate
of 29 votes, 17% like it
An open mind just lets the flies in
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Androgeny is the New Black
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Ask me how frickin' special I am.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
bet my positive ape index is greater than yours
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Blondes only have more fun because they're easier to entertain.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Booger jokes are better than fart jokes
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Brunettes have more pun
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Buttonophobic
of 33 votes, 9% like it
c'MON Vogue...
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Can I skip class today? I got plenty of sleep last night.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Can you beer me now? Can you beer me now? Can you beer me now?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Children are sweet... especially with the right marinade.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Classic Rock is for the Byrds
of 18 votes, 6% like it
clowns are scarier than monsters
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Colonol Mustard in the Study with this T-Shirt
of 1 votes, 100% like it
Constipated Party Pooper
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Cylons are hotter than Replicants
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Cyndi was right. Money DOES change everything.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
do so
of 31 votes, 10% like it
Do you think Twinkies have Wondertwin powers?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Doesn't that point-of-view make your neck hurt?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Don't haagan daz my farfegnugen, man!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Dork calling Orson... Come in, Orson...
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Eating disorders are nausiating
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Economic Republican, Social Democrat
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Feliz Quatro de Julio!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
GET MY OUT OF YOUR HEAD! I'm afraid of small places
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Go tell it on the mountain (where I can't even hear you)
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Haha! Made ya' look
of 10 votes, 20% like it
has anybody seen my shirt that says "has anybody seen my shi
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Here's to Bill Brasky... BILL BRASKY!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Honk if you're a lonely goose
of 6 votes, 17% like it
How can any cake recipe be "better than sex"?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
How did the doctor know which end of you to circumcise?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
I don't break up with people. I fling em' like boogers.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I don't remember my sign. I painted over it.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I hate _______ists
of 31 votes, 16% like it
i hon't daffa peach inspediment
of 34 votes, 12% like it
I miss Karen & Jack
of 29 votes, 14% like it
I still think Ricky Schroeder was hotter than the Fonz
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I used to be clingier than a paste eater's boogers
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I'd rather be blind and deaf than lose my sense of humor
of 34 votes, 18% like it
I'd rather be stealing your boyfriend
of 34 votes, 15% like it
I'd rather be stealing your girlfriend
of 13 votes, 15% like it
I'd rather be thinking up slogans to print on T-shirts.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
I'm enigma shrouded in cream cheese & wrapped in bologna
of 29 votes, 10% like it
I'm not playing hard to get. I AM hard to get.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
i'm way smarter than you look
of 29 votes, 21% like it
If all the leaves are brown & the sky is gray, why go for a w
of 2 votes, 50% like it
If I had a million dollars, I would buy bare naked ladies.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
If sodomy is so sinful, why didn't it make the "Top 10"
of 3 votes, 33% like it
If you cannibalism is so great, you can just BITE ME!
of 4 votes, 50% like it
If you think cannibalism is soo great, you can just BITE ME!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
If you wanna be a free thinker, it's gonna cost ya'
of 32 votes, 9% like it
immortality sucks
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Insert Beer Belly here...
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Jinkys! You owe me a Coke.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
Just another Wilt Chamberlain bast**d child
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Life IS like a box of chocolates and I got the nutty centers
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Like, stop saying "like" so much. It's so, like, totall
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Look on the bright side: at least you won't have to get over me
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Man is no greater than cow nor pig nor hen... but he is tastier!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Michiganders are Yooper-duper!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Miss Suzie was a moron
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Mistakes are good. Perfectionists have nothing to learn from.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
My boyfriend takes AAs
of 3 votes, 33% like it
My Grandma for President
of 19 votes, 16% like it
My other shirt is on your boyfriends floor
of 35 votes, 17% like it
NEWS: Uncle Sam murders Lady Liberty while visiting Cuba
of 1 votes, 100% like it
Not exactly role-model material
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Obama Intern Wannabe
of 22 votes, 5% like it
People say I'm easily distra...
of 38 votes, 18% like it
relationships are history-based fiction
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Rock ME Amadeus! No, me first. No me, it's my turn!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Shh... conspiracy theorists may be listening.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
sozyermahm
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Spaghettiatheism or Pastanosticism?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
SPECIAL OFFER! Look INSIDE for details!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Stare if you think Kleenex wads are sexy.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Stupid Girls Fake Orgasms.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Success: proof that Creativity, Ambition & Discipline had a 3
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Super Natural Woman
of 4 votes, 25% like it
The cow says, "MOOOooooo"
of 31 votes, 16% like it
The Early Bird get the last bowl of Fruit Loops
of 14 votes, 21% like it
There's a ROCK LOBSTER ROAMing in my LOVE SHACK
of 18 votes, 17% like it
They lied about the green ones... (M&Ms)
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Thump twice if you're twitterpated
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Tired of waiting for Spore
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight. Triangle Wins.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
Wanna play Slug Bug?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Want sweeter children? I suggest a rosemary & honey marinade
of 3 votes, 33% like it
WARNING! Contains Hazardous Byproduct of Sub-Standard Role Models
of 32 votes, 16% like it
We're everywhere...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
What about "Thou shalt not judge"?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
What about "Thou shalt not judge"?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
What do I look like? A Jungle Gym with Nipples???
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Where's Hinckley when you need him?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Whip it! Whip it Good!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
WWJ-LoD?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
You didn't say "please"
of 38 votes, 18% like it
Your barn door is open and the horse and piglets are peeking out.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Your MOM is a STUPID T-SHIRT that doesn't make sense!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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