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squintygirl aka Michelle Chow is a 36.29 year old girl, has been a member since June 22, 2006, has scored 163,164 submissions, giving an average score of 2.18, helping 1,990 designs get printed.
My little squintybaby is not a baby anymore!

In the past year she's gone from this (squintybaby):

squintybaby

to this (Baby Nixon):

Ruby Nixon

to this (ready for college in about 5 minutes, it seems):

A rainbow of toys

I'm a very lucky mommy, indeed.

Happy birthday, little one!

Oh, and she's wearing jublin's 'Bear Hug' over here.


Also, have a safe and happy New Year's everyone!


/braggy mum
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jamesf
   jamesf on Dec 31 '09 at 7:57am
ha! I remember squintynixon. She's a real cutey
squintygirl
squintygirl on Dec 31 '09 at 8:02am
I still get a laugh at this:







You, good sir, are a clever one.
jamesf
   jamesf on Dec 31 '09 at 8:09am
aww, it was nothing.

Hope she has a lovely birthday!
PogoLightning
PogoLightning on Dec 31 '09 at 8:22am
She's getting so big! Pretty little girl, you should brag, haha!! Happy Birthday!
nikolina100
nikolina100 on Dec 31 '09 at 8:32am
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Happy Birthday Squnitybaby!!!



SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Dec 31 '09 at 8:35am
happy b-day, kid-o!



:^)
HorsefaceDee
   HorsefaceDee on Dec 31 '09 at 8:37am
Happy birthdayyyyy :)
sonmi
   sonmi on Dec 31 '09 at 8:39am
oh man, she's beautiful!! yay happy birthday!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Dec 31 '09 at 9:59am
Awww, thanks!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 31 '09 at 11:04am
cuteness overload! happy birthday, Ruby!
corey9
corey9 on Dec 31 '09 at 11:06am
too cute! happy bithday kiddo!
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Dec 31 '09 at 11:07am
YAY! Happy birthday :)
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Dec 31 '09 at 11:09am
wow, already? I remember when she was born *dabs eyes*



happy birthday, squintlet!
ratkiss
   ratkiss on Dec 31 '09 at 11:09am
Awwww. She's so precious! Happy SquintyBabyBirthday!
jess4002
jess4002 on Dec 31 '09 at 11:10am
happy birthday! :D
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Dec 31 '09 at 11:15am
Holy crap, I can't believe she's already two!! Twice the adorable! Happy birthday, Squintybaby!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Dec 31 '09 at 11:52am
Thanks, y'all!



*hands noodle a hankie, wipes own nose on sleeve*
midi-chlorinated
midi-chlorinated on Dec 31 '09 at 12:00pm
aww she's so cute!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Dec 31 '09 at 1:56pm
:)
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Dec 31 '09 at 2:37pm
So freaking adorable!!!!!
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Dec 31 '09 at 2:55pm
Happy birthday!
the czar
the czar on Dec 31 '09 at 4:25pm
Happy Birthday Ruby!!!
amaliaslash
amaliaslash on Dec 31 '09 at 4:35pm
Soooo cuuuuute. I love her little gap.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Dec 31 '09 at 4:35pm
:)
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Dec 31 '09 at 5:42pm
happy birthday squintlet!! :)
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Dec 31 '09 at 5:49pm
Happy Birthday!
3 days later
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 04 '10 at 9:55am
amaliaslash on Dec 31 '09 at 4:35pm

Soooo cuuuuute. I love her little gap.




Yeah, those are my teeth. I hope she forgives me when she turns 15.
Tonteau
   Tonteau on Jan 04 '10 at 10:10am
Happy birthday, squintybabyruby! She's gonna be a total looker.
littlem
littlem on Jan 04 '10 at 10:22am
happy birthday, sweet little angel girl!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 04 '10 at 12:52pm
Tonteau on Jan 04 '10 at 10:10am

Happy birthday, squintybabyruby! She's gonna be a total looker.




Thanks! Besides the teeth, she's obviously got her father's genes.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jan 04 '10 at 1:00pm
at first i thought tonteau had written something other than looker and i was like "dude!" but then i read it again and i was like "oh, ok, never mind."



happy birthday!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 04 '10 at 1:19pm
Rhymes with looker, huh? I've joked on many occasions that Ruby would make a fine stoner one day, and I think I'm as open-minded as a mum could be, but I think I'm drawing a line... right about there.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jan 04 '10 at 3:13pm
have you seen this? :D



squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 04 '10 at 3:33pm
AHAHAHA! Elmo loves Brad Pitt!



I like how they spent the first minute or so discussing how Ricky Gervais is a 'celebrity'.



And Ruby would love the NANANANANANANA parts.
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Jan 04 '10 at 3:38pm
what? Baby Nixon is all growed up???
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 04 '10 at 3:41pm
Well, maybe not ALL growed up. I have about 14 years before she can start driving a car.



But she already asks for the keys.
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Jan 04 '10 at 3:42pm
oh she can start driving now, legality notwithstanding...
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 04 '10 at 3:44pm
I'm letting her start with Mario Kart on the Wii for now, where crashing is fun and of no inconvenience to me or my insurance rates.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jan 04 '10 at 3:47pm
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 04 '10 at 3:51pm
Nice! Ruby actually LOVES this song:







She tries to sing along and seems so pleased to hear her name 800 times.
17 days later
marjoleincaljouw
marjoleincaljouw on Jan 22 '10 at 5:42am
Hey, thanks for your welcome.

I like the second picture.
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Jan 22 '10 at 10:45am
when I saw this bumped, I thought "cripes, did she turn 3 now already???"



*wipes panic-sweat from brow*
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 22 '10 at 12:57pm
What do you mean 3? She's just turned 27!













































In her own mind.
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Jan 22 '10 at 2:49pm
*watches years wizz by...*



*eyes spin horizontally in head*
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jan 22 '10 at 2:52pm
What's even more amazing is that I'm still 33.95 years old.



Hurray!
courtney pie
courtney pie on Jan 22 '10 at 3:28pm
baby cake!
31 days later
mike fernando
mike fernando on Feb 23 '10 at 1:00am
Hi Michelle!



Thanks for your welcome and friendship!



Oh, your baby is SO CUTE!! HUGS for her!! Loved the pictures. I have a daughter myself, she's a sweet thing too. She became 10 this feb 22.



Take Care

Mike

squintygirl
squintygirl on Feb 23 '10 at 8:03am
Hi, Mike! Thanks so much! 10 is such an amazing age, enjoy every minute of it that you can before your daughter turns into an eye-rolling teenager.











Mmmmm... baby cake.... oh, wait, gross!
bygrinstow
bygrinstow on Feb 23 '10 at 9:24am
*shakes fist Mike-ward owing to age-reminding bump*
squintygirl
squintygirl on Feb 23 '10 at 12:43pm
WE ARE NOW THE SAME AGE.



I'm amazed.

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iPear on Feb 22 '09 at 12:18am
squintygirl your spirit animal would be a seal often called the mermaids of the sea, you would have sweet whiskers that would tickle all the children that you play with and protect from the sharks. You have strong characteristics of Seals, because you are special and make killer pancakes, which is something that most seals are known for. Your skin is silky smooth, and when you swim really fast you look like a huge gray sausage zooming under the water.


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My Long and Boring Back Story
When I was a young lass, I had the most incredible eyesight. I could read small typed pages from across the room and identify licence plates from a staggering distance. It was really cool. For a while there, I was invincible. INVINCIBLE!

Life, however, always has a funny way of crash-landing you back to reality, and over the course of a few years, my eyesight went from fantastic to average to poor to complete crap. I would sit in class and squint at the blackboard all day and have absolutely no idea what I was looking at. In Grade Five, I became an expert note-taker by just writing down EVERYTHING my teacher said (which, incidentally, became a very handy skill none of my board-copying schoolmates had mastered when we all needed it in university) and spent my nights begging my mother for glasses. She didn't believe me. Also, she thought they would make me look nerdy.

I walked around half-blind for almost three years until the fateful day my mom caved in and took me to the eye doctor, hurray! But what was it that finally convinced dear Mum?

Was it the fact that I kept tripping on things I couldn't see in the street? No.

Was it the fact that three of my teachers and the school nurse told my mother that I needed glasses, IMMEDIATELY? No.

Was it the fact that I had to hold a book a centimetre from my face to actually make out the words? No.

What convinced my mom to take me to the eye doctor was my squinting and how much she hated it.

'You look like you're smelling boiled cabbage all the time, stop making that face!'

'You're going to have terrible wrinkles when you get older, stop making that face!'

'It's going to freeze like that forever, you know, stop making that face!'

And 'squintygirl' was born. It was, however, the same day I finally got glasses (the ugliest glasses you could ever possibly imagine, natch), so I never had to squint again. Nevertheless, I felt such an affinity for and alliance with squintygirl, that she stayed with me through successively uglier pairs of glasses as the years passed.

Today, I have less ugly glasses and still don't squint, but I continue to salute that industrious little girl. Incidentally, my face never did freeze that way, but I am worried about wrinkles, now that I'm a member of Threadless' Old Farts Club. I guess Mom was right about something. (She was also right about the nerdy thing, too.)

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