squintygirl
squintygirl aka Michelle Chow is a 32.68 year old girl, has been a member since June 22, 2006, has scored 42456 submissions, giving an average score of 2.19.
  Apr 22 '08 by squintygirl        49 Comments        Watch this
My little one has finally grown into her first Threadless onesie:



Whether or not it's intentional, she tends to give the finger, so I thought the design appropriate.

And what kind of room should a Threadless baby have? Why, a Threadless room, of course!



The 'Fake Pandas Have More Fun' blik graphic looks so incredible on the wall, even though it was a bitch to put up. I needed my brother's help, while my husband observed and pretended to give orders. The details look so good up close:



It's impossibly cute.


P.S. Attention avalanche lily
You sent this to me so long ago, and it finally fits! And by 'finally', I mean 'Isn't it interesting that she fits a 9 month outfit at 3-and-a-half months?'



Thank you so much!

/braggy mum

mezo
   mezo on Apr 22 '08 at 11:09am
Polka dot FAT BAY-BAY warms my heart!
mezo
   mezo on Apr 22 '08 at 11:09am
..seriously though, how bad did her HEAD hurt coming out??
ladykat
ladykat on Apr 22 '08 at 11:09am
Aw, she has a great smile!

And the BLIK is totally awesome!!
smitten kitten
smitten kitten on Apr 22 '08 at 11:09am
awwwwwwwww
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 11:11am
Mezo, that's why DRUGS were invented.
mezo
   mezo on Apr 22 '08 at 11:12am
...does one have to be in labor to get said drugs?
chelly
chelly on Apr 22 '08 at 11:13am
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw chubby legs!
lucky! my boy had no baby fat for pinching.

that all looks so very awesome.

go threadbaby go!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 11:16am
Thanks, guys! Chellz, chub makes so many things easier to bear. Errant poops, projectile vomiting, screaming fits, it all goes away when the legs get pinched.

I should have saved some for you, mezo. I heard other women screaming in the hospital, and I actually laughed when I was pushing. THAT'S HOW GREAT DRUGS ARE!
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Apr 22 '08 at 11:17am
Cuteness overload!
ladykat
ladykat on Apr 22 '08 at 11:18am
OMG, the comforter she's lying on in the last picture... I think I used to have that exact same one!
t4sh4
t4sh4 on Apr 22 '08 at 11:19am
awww cute!
fc gravy
fc gravy on Apr 22 '08 at 11:19am
real cute!

*runs off to chop some wood*
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 11:21am
Tee hee, that comforter is a remnant from my hubby's childhood. It's almost like Linus' blanket.
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 22 '08 at 11:23am
mezo
mezo on Apr 22 '08 at 11:09am
Polka dot FAT BAY-BAY warms my heart!



you have no heart
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 22 '08 at 11:23am
also, little squinty is soooo cute! Did you name her Dom?
ladykat
ladykat on Apr 22 '08 at 11:27am
Does it have little blue and lavender flowers (or something like that) on the other side? Or was that the sheets?

It was the comforter I had in middle school!
mezo
   mezo on Apr 22 '08 at 11:28am
Kiss my grits, domonster!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 11:29am
I wanted to name her Dom, but it got ix-nayed by my husband. I tried, I really did.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 11:30am
The comforter's pattern is the same on both sides, so maybe the sheets had little flowers. My husband, however, slept on Star Wars sheets. He still would if they came in king size.
chelly
chelly on Apr 22 '08 at 11:36am
i apologize. i didn't believe you that star wars sheets don't come in king size, so i googled it. you are so right. i'm shocked.

however, i'm still mentally snuggling playfully with your ruby.

it all balances out.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 11:40am
I'm grateful that they don't come in king. I'd probably get stuck with C3PO on my side, and he's such an annoying prudebot. Also, Ruby enjoys snuggling because it gives her ample opportunity to pull hair and eyeglasses. She knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go out and get it.
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Apr 22 '08 at 11:41am
that is freakin awesome
peterpansyndrome
peterpansyndrome on Apr 22 '08 at 11:43am
Oh im such a vagina but I LOVE babies. oh.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 11:49am
Don't fight it, son. Resistance is futile.
lunchboxbrain
lunchboxbrain on Apr 22 '08 at 11:56am
ubercute.
karinachavez
karinachavez on Apr 22 '08 at 12:00pm
yay!

coolest baby on the block!

^_^
ladykat
ladykat on Apr 22 '08 at 12:01pm
I guess it was the sheets... in any case, I really do believe that's the same comforter!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 12:03pm
It is kind of girly, but I'll never say that in public.


Within his earshot, anyway.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 12:13pm
Thanks, everyone! High fives, thumbs up and happy dances all around!

littlem
littlem on Apr 22 '08 at 12:19pm
i love herrrrrrr!!! *nom nom!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 12:40pm
*hands littlem a wet nap*
chelly
chelly on Apr 22 '08 at 12:52pm
there should be a threadless baby channel

i'd quit my job and watch it all day
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 1:58pm
I don't think I could quit my job, but I'd certainly watch it all day at work instead of working.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Apr 22 '08 at 1:58pm
cute cute cute!
grracexx
grracexx on Apr 22 '08 at 2:03pm
Beautiful beautiful baby!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 2:23pm
Thank you! Everyone says she looks like her dad, so that's why.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 22 '08 at 2:24pm
momma and i are waiting for the day we can slide kaelan into a oneside.

we have that same one, and the I'm not a monster one too!

awesome squnits!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 2:26pm
The onesie she's wearing is 6-9 months, but she's not yet 4 months old. The hoodsies I got for her are 18 months, so she'll likely fit those by the end of the day.

:)
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 22 '08 at 2:26pm
omg so cute!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 2:38pm
Obrigado!
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 22 '08 at 2:46pm
Squinty, you're my hero turning a baby into the ultimate Threadless consumer!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 22 '08 at 2:49pm
It's my duty as a responsible citizen of the world to raise her to want to buy stuff, particularly from Threadless.
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Apr 22 '08 at 3:24pm
AWW!

Yay! I just wish I had bought a hat to go with it! I'm such a tard for babies in hats.

And that wall graphic is so awrsome! I'm inspired.
taz-pie
taz-pie on Apr 23 '08 at 4:00am
awwww SO CUTEEEEE :D
how's it going michelle?
Spookybeth
Spookybeth on Apr 23 '08 at 4:38am
OMG she's ADORABLE! Squeeeeeeee!

*I am not clucky I am not clucky I am not clucky I am not clucky I am not clucky*
phones
phones on Apr 23 '08 at 4:46am
aww! lucky kid!!
Jonny Freedom
Jonny Freedom on Apr 23 '08 at 4:58am
wow thats cute :)
The 'fake panda' blik looks awesome too!
angelito
angelito on Apr 23 '08 at 5:30am
Ahhhh I just want to cuddle her! She's so lovely Michelle, you must be on cloud 9! x
5 days later
squintygirl
squintygirl on Apr 28 '08 at 10:14am
bump for Miss Avalanche, wherever she may be...
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My Long and Boring Back Story
When I was a young lass, I had the most incredible eyesight. I could read small typed pages from across the room and identify licence plates from a staggering distance. It was really cool. For a while there, I was invincible. INVINCIBLE!

Life, however, always has a funny way of crash-landing you back to reality, and over the course of a few years, my eyesight went from fantastic to average to poor to complete crap. I would sit in class and squint at the blackboard all day and have absolutely no idea what I was looking at. In Grade Five, I became an expert note-taker by just writing down EVERYTHING my teacher said (which, incidentally, became a very handy skill none of my board-copying schoolmates had mastered when we all needed it in university) and spent my nights begging my mother for glasses. She didn't believe me. Also, she thought they would make me look nerdy.

I walked around half-blind for almost three years until the fateful day my mom caved in and took me to the eye doctor, hurray! But what was it that finally convinced dear Mum?

Was it the fact that I kept tripping on things I couldn't see in the street? No.

Was it the fact that three of my teachers and the school nurse told my mother that I needed glasses, IMMEDIATELY? No.

Was it the fact that I had to hold a book a centimetre from my face to actually make out the words? No.

What convinced my mom to take me to the eye doctor was my squinting and how much she hated it.

'You look like you're smelling boiled cabbage all the time, stop making that face!'

'You're going to have terrible wrinkles when you get older, stop making that face!'

'It's going to freeze like that forever, you know, stop making that face!'

And 'squintygirl' was born. It was, however, the same day I finally got glasses (the ugliest glasses you could ever possibly imagine, natch), so I never had to squint again. Nevertheless, I felt such an affinity for and alliance with squintygirl, that she stayed with me through successively uglier pairs of glasses as the years passed.

Today, I have less ugly glasses and still don't squint, but I continue to salute that industrious little girl. Incidentally, my face never did freeze that way, but I am worried about wrinkles, now that I'm a member of Threadless' Old Farts Club. I guess Mom was right about something. (She was also right about the nerdy thing, too.)

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