let's maintain a comfortable distance, okay?
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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oh sorry, i thought you were someone more interesting
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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i'd show you how lazy i am but ...
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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i think you've had enough pie
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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if i see you smoking i will assume you're on fire and put you out
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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get perplexed much? think more.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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i taste like pie
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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arsenic is for lovers
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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get outta my way or get ready for your first noogie in years
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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if you were my kid sister i'd pull your hair
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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my mom thinks you'll never amount to anything
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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my dad thinks your dad is stupid
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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success comes to those who hussle like whoa
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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point that elsewhere or my anti-paparazzi training will kick in
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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it'd be easier to choose if one of the two parties had confetti
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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model post-angst citizen
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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germs are yucky
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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less existentialism, more jackson five
of 63 votes, 32% like it
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what the fluff?
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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parsnips are underrepresented in the vegetable tabloids
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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JUICE: its like gravy without the death
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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live organic, eat shit
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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feel free to zero in
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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appearances aside, cotton ain't that tasty
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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bad to the subcutaneous fat
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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take me to your court jester
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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beautiful/ugly
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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you too can recover from your existential crisis
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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space is weird
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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i stepped in wet
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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mosquitoes are assholes
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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times new roman makes me nauseous
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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i don't get built, i get laid
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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