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haruhi
aka eLLen is a 16.55 year old girl, has been a member since June 19, 2006, has scored 732 submissions, giving an average score of 2.03.
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Shrink or gym.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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To separate the zen from the noise.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Dispensary overload.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Raze the roof before the building.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Anomalous Anachronism.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I didn't want to kill the other bird.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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A crap a day keeps the colonoscopy away.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I prefer to live in the day after yesterday.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Your dancing has not reached my father's level yet... Be glad.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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The comedian's theme this night is corn!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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So stick a needle in your eye! You said you would!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Stop making my eyes bleed loserface
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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You don't walk like a snail, you slide like one!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Give me art or give me death!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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What do you do when you fall in love? You bandage up your knee!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Yes, the pun was intended
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Don't diss spoons and forks... they're the ancestors of sporks!
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Word, yo.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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My fart is like, toxic... It burns holes through my underwear!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Proud to be an Asian-American
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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My house is hot in the summer and cold in the winter
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Heat+Humidity=Armpit... I live in Armpit, TX
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a small person... with an endless pit of a stomach...
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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So what if I'm an unhealthy softie!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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My dog's... too sexy for a shirt...
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Computer geek with a social life. Go figure!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Why are there so many dumb people in classes for smart people?
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I smell... Free food!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Joining an eating contest to get money for my new dieting program
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Technically, Caucasian people are beige, not white...
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Brilliant Randomness
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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My pores are sweating oil.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Summus est laetissimus!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm so hungry I eat my SPAM and cookies
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I get high off of lip balm
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I like BMW's... Bowel Movement Wonders
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I love you like a fat boy loves celery
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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You make my eyes bleed
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Rocks are sexy- They have cleavage
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Just because I don't Photoshop every image doesn't mean I'm ugly!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Brassiere or Brassy Hair?!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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For your information, keeping up with your ugliness is hard work!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Infusion Confusion
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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*Insert Attitude-Infused Comment Here*
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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The roof isn't on fire, but raise it anyways!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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My ego isn't large, it's shiny! I polish it daily!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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For the billionth time, I'm allergic to mints!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Pharmacists: Legal Drug Dealers
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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I didn't know that the breath of death was REAL until to-
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Proud of my gut
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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USA- Ultra Stupid Assholes
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Is that a glint of excitement or madness in your eyes?
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Proud member of the network with the most dropped calls
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I'm about as mean as a teddy bear
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Hot? You're as hot as Antarctica.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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A long time ago you were respected if you had a stomach like mine
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I'm not emo. I just have a lot of emotions
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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My mom PWNS all other moms
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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We are only pixels in this photograph of a world
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Do as I do, not a I say
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I couldn't afford this until I became a stripper
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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You're as unique as everybody else
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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True treehuggers don't eat beans
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Save the moose!
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I'll tell you what I think when I can think again
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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My toes wiggle joyously
of 68 votes, 12% like it
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Mosquitos: Dracula's minions
of 72 votes, 29% like it
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It's what's under the shirt that counts
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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At least the mosquitos love me
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a poet and for Pete's sake I know it!
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
¡Darme mi ropa interior detrás!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Bom-chika-bow-wow!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Bush go swoosh into a pile of mush
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Clichés are for idiots like you
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Damn right you're cooler than me
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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DANGER: I know the art of assassination!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Double cheeseburger please. Hold the cheese
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Duct tape is life
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Flashers are just artists with more creativity
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Harry was a Potter
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Hungry? Go online and get some SPAM and cookies
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I <3 Busboys
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I am the greates Pokemon master, like, EVER
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I can recite my ZYX's
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I did not get this rad shirt at the mall
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I pride myself in running daily- to the bathroom
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I wear a fresh pair of underoos everyday
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'm cooler than you because I know you
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'm lost and don't want to be found
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm smarter than an idiot
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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indie ROCKER
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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International Coconuts
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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It went through both ears and then crashed in the middle
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Me, myself and I! What a happy thing to be!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Mie speliing killd herr
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My bikini would look terrible on you
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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My mosquito bites are bigger than your boobs
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Obey the Nonstick Plastic Spoon!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Peacocks have small thingies
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Protect the environment. Boycott beans!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Proud to be unpatriotic
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Riot against Ingrid Newkirk
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Save the poor melting snowmen
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Spiff to the MAX
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Studying is overrated
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The angry woman's mouth can open to a great capacity
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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TUI MATER.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Vous êtes aussi à la mode comme lingot
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Vous avez raison anorexique ?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Vous sentez comme la merde!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Who are you looking at? Oh, me.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You don't shave your legs?!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You have me to thank for your coolness
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You're awesome like WOAH
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Your face is next to cute in the dictionary
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Huzzah! Everything went and exploded! xD May your eyes rest now :P
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