(the Greek alphabet, the symbols with the word under it) A Alpha
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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10 1 9 2 8 3 7 4 6 5
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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10 9 8 7 BOOM!!!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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4:30 Eastern Time Zone
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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A Clever Pun
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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A Fortune Cookies Saved My Life
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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A saying that is worth a discont store shirt
of 61 votes, 2% like it
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....deep breath....AAAAAAAAA! Aa
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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All of life's decisions decided on the flip of a coin.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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All you really need is love
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Alligator, the other other white meat!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Alton Brown is the Bill Nye of Cooking!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Amish Technology is such an oxymoron.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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An apple a day keeps the doctor pepper.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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And I went to a Ag school for this?
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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As long as you're not Amish...
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Axe me a question, foo.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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B-OUCH.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Barney is for lovers
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Be Green, or Be Dead
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Bee ouch.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Beer Belly
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Black eyeliner...it's only for girls, emos.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Bleach, solves all of lives little mistakes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Blissfully Vain
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Book YOUR Face!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Boxers or Diapers?
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Boyfriends are poopy.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Brad Stinks
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Brain Cleaner, one of the many uses for Cotton Swabs.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Bubbles Says Hi
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Channel THIS, psychic!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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City girl. Country boy. Emo freak.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Clever little Phrase
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Cordinated to fit my life
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Cotton Swabs: Brain Cleaner
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Da DA
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Don't Eat the Sushi
of 49 votes, 0% like it
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Expert gangster.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Explaining the joke, makes it unfunny.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Ey kant spel
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Faux Foe Fo Sho
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Fictious False Figment of my Imagination
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Fruit Loops: Kid tested, Cowboy approved
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Get OUT of my dojo.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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ha Ha HA, beach
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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He was so young.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Help, I've fallen and I can't get up
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Hey blind man, guess who?!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Hey, foo.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Hey, I'm no Michael Jackson, but your boy is pretty.
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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Hey, You're Emo Too?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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HiI'm Karen
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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Ho Hum
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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Hungry for the sweet life baby
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I am NOT a dork.... I am a nerd
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I bought a fake bake oven and cooked my skin.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I can't read <Java Script>
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I do a do rag.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I eat wheaties for dinner.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I gotta go prune my Emo garden.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I have better slogans then this, but right now I am out of ideas
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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I hope &$*% #*%&@ doesn't offend you.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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i just happen to be your master
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I kinda really suck at life. Yay!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I know I am Lame. What's your excuse?
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I laugh because you sound so white.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I licked this shirt.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I like big bunts, and I can not lie.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I might like you if your teeth weren't raisins.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I mow. You mow. Emo.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I need a bad beerly
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I saw your face and I laughed so hard that I cried.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for...POOP.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I Spent LESS on my Sorority then you did on your Dorm
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I spent the night with Bob Saget.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I spent the night with Chuck Norris and woke up a black belt.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I spent the night with Chuck Norris.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I was a jerk once, too.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I will stab you with my mascara stick.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I wish I was I don't know the rest of this song weiner
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'd like to live in E-ville. I hear that the grass is greenier.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'll find something to go here
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'll weave your Amish hairs into a basket.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a Girl
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a loser, I like to go to bed at 11 and wake up at noon
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I'm hoping to win this so I can get some tees
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'm HYPER...are you?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I'm in love with a coyboy. And he broke my back.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm no oyster, so what's shining in my bellybutton?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm Peanut Butter, NOT a sex toy
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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I'm stalking YOU on myspace
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm stalking YOU!!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm too liberal to function.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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IDK my BFF Maurice?
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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If I feed you a needle will you shut up?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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If I tell you will you leave
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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If I were you I would buy me som tees
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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If I were you, I would buy me some tees
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If it's cool, I did it 1st!
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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If you can't read this then I'm in a dark well, or you can't read
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Incorhent Rambleings seuikld98& YaY!
of 52 votes, 2% like it
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Iowa a lot to Iowa
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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It's all about STEVE
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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It's not easy being GREEN, or Blue or Republican
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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It's not easy being Green, or Red, or Democrat
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Jack Daniels wants YOU.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Just call me Mr. Mice Guy
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Kiss Me, It's My Birthday!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Let me schizzle your nizzle.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Let's all hug the blind.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Life is like a box of chocolates Eat the bottom to see the inside
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Look Behind You!!! A divergent so I can get away.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Lorick is EMO
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Make my day! By buying me expensive gifts!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Me Me Me Me Me Emo
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Meanwhile, Rick James ...
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Mi Casa es Frank's Casa
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Michael Jackson: talented singer. talented pervert.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Michelle Johnson is for lovers
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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MTV: Mentally Troubled Vultures
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Murder Kills are fun!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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My boss wears a crown. Yeah, I flip burgers.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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My Emo is prettier than yours.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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My first kiss was like fireworks. Now my lip is burnt.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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My friend is weird.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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My inflatible boyfriend(girlfriend) is better then you real one
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My inflatible boyfriend(girlfriend) is better then your real one
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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My Slogans Suck
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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My Weakness: Puppies
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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No its the Fat that makes you look Fat
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Noooooooooo, not the curling iron!!!!!!!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Oh, no you did not, gangster.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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OMG, YES
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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ove is the only thing that the more you give the more you get
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Paris Hilton needs to stop attempting to sing.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Partying for the Weekdays
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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PEACOCKROACH
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Pet my Star Jones
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Poop is for lovers.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Pull over, cop.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Puppies: The world's biggest weakness
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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QWERTYUIOP/ASDFGHJKL/ZXCVBNM
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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R
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Random Banana
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Salzburger Schlosskonzerte
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Save the babies: don't use baby shampoo.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Save the emos.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Say Hi to My Imaginary Friend, Bubbles
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Shave your beard.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Shut up and tell me you're emo.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Shut up, stupid emo freak.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Simple and Yet....
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Skin cancer is for lovers
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Slam my Salami
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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So, you're emo too?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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So. I'm a hyper diaper.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Someday I will be rich..... maybe...probably not
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Something Smart and Funny
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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Sparflenideration............ wow that was random...YaY!!!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Spork.....*chuckle*
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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SQUT QP AND TEQL ME TEQUILA
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Steve Aab
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Surivor: Great Zombie Epidemic
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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T-Shirt why not S-Shirt or N-Shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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T8tor tots
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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The Shoji Tabuchi Show!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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This is my last hope. SAVE ME!!!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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This is my party shirt
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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This is SOOOOOOOO my favorite shirt!
of 62 votes, 5% like it
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This is too Complicated for Your Little Mind to Comprehend.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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This Shirt Matches EVERYTHING!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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twinkle twinkle little Star Jones
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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u r not kewl so LEARN HOW TO TYPE!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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u r not kewl so LEARN TO TYPE
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Uh...it's been nice, but I gotta go wash my EMO
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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We're like two peas in an ipod.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Well I say, today is quite nice isn't it? No? Well skrew you :-)
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Well If you like the color green, then you'll LOVE this...
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Well, I thought I could get away with it.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Well, If that just ain't a box of ham
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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What is up with clowns these days?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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What is up with Star Jones these days?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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What you find gross Someone finds delicious
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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What!?!? Your OUT of PIE?!?!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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What?! .... No?!...Yes!... Idk Maybe
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Where's the Mayo?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Why are you Star Jones?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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why is everything so HIPPIE?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Why ME?? Take them!!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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With all this FAME, what am I to do?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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With one more slain foe, I will have one slain foe.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Would all the bunnies in this world just SHUT UP?!?
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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WWF: Women Wear Frocks
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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YaY!! Toast!!
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Yes Mom, I was "studying"
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Yesterday I joked with a clown and it bit me.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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YMCA: Your Mom Can Axe
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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You are one fine dime brizzle.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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You can read this only if you have X-ray vision
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You Crazy Oaf
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You don't like me just because I am better then you
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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You know you want to crazy cowboy with me.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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You smell and it's nice.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You smile because you know I'm emo.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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You were in that one movie with that one guy....it was awesome
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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You're creepy and I like it.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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YOUR MOM makes good cookies.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Your nose really isn't THAT big
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Z Y X W V U T S R Q O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A Me sing XYZ's
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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