5 Minutes ago was so 5 minutes ago.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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A house built on Rap n' hip-hop would suck.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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About one-seventh of your life will be spent on Sundays.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Blank shirts = Blank minds.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Check out my other slogans!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Click my name and check out my other super slogans!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Click my name below and look at my other delicious slogans
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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click my name below and look at my other delicious slogans!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Click my name below and vote for the other slogansTheir delicious
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Click my username and look at my other slogans
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Clowns make my cry.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Don't act like nobody saw! I just saw you picking your nose!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Don't drink water! Fish have sex in it!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't feed the normal person.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Don't make me Zidane you
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Don't make me zidane you!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Drugs, all the cool kids do it.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Dude, I just saw a guy wearing a capri.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Dude, I just saw a guy wearing capris.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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El Gato = The Gato
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Food network makes me hungry.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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For shiggidy my niggidy.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Free gas
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Go to town charlie brown.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Hay is for horses.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Head of the Department of Redundancy Department.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Heck no techno!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Hey are you into japanese street fashion?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Hi! Oh not you, but hi to you too.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Hi, I'm captain obvious.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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How is riding a cowboy saving a horse?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I can hear your thoughts; and thanks, you like nice today too!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I collect recyclable waste for a livng.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I don't need a slogan this shirt says it all.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I hate how * is the symbol for multiplication.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO YELL!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I look better when your eyes are closed.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I lost 25lbs. to fit in this shirt again.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I mastered walking at the age of 16 months!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I noticed that your gangster. I'm actually quite gangster myself.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I put the FUN in retirement homes.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I saw a homeless guy holding a sign reading "I just ate my dog."
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I survived my Childhood!
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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I survived the Y2K !
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I tell the waiter it's my birthday; for the free food.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I want to drop kick your face.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I was just reading your shirt, honest!
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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I was just reading your shirt.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'll look better if you close your eyes.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm awesomely lame.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm inconsistently consistent.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not kidding, the roof really is on fire.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm pretty delicious.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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If God does not exist, how does the next kleenex pop-up?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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If man wasn't made to eat meat. Why is it so tasty?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If man wasn't suppose to eat meat. Why is it so tasty?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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If only an alarm clock could shut off itself....
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Is "Childrens" a word?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Is it hot in here or do I just have a really bad fever?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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It wasn't me.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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It's almost my birthday! Click my nameand voteformy other slogans
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Jesus found! In my trunk while coming back from Tijuana.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Join the Army: Meet new people , then kill them!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Kings Part On Friday Gots Strippers!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Kings Party On Friday Got Strippers!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Lies make baby Jesus cry!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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M&M's do melt in your hands!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Mullets make me smile.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My other shirt is Hanes.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My stomach aches for food.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My stomache aches for you.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Myspace is for losers. I'm a loser.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Myspace is for losers; I'm a loser.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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No hab-low s-pan-yol.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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No! I will not let you touch my butt!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Peace in the middle east
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Protect babies! Boycott baby oil.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Proud masticator.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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See you later crocodile.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Seven ate nine!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Silly rabbit that wasn't Trix!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Smelly stuff stink!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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So your saying there's a 99 cent crispy chicken meal at Wendys?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Some may say I'm crazy, but I think i'm just mentally deranged.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Sometimes I wipe my hands on my shirt after I was them.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Sometimes I wipe my hands on my shirt after I wash my hands.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Sorry I keep looking at your butt; I thought it was your face.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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STUPID LEAD, STAY OUT OF MY TOYS!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Thats delicious.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The antartica yeah its cool
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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This one time at Computer Graphics Camp (Level III)....
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt comes off when I change. ;)
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt is 105% child labor free!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt is 95% child labour free!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt needs no bedazzle!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Tu mama.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Tu Padre.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Uhmm.. Your epidermis is kinda showing.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Ummm... Your epidermis is showing.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Vegetables have feelings too!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Vote for Summer!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Well, this is kinda awkard.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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What happen to 50 cent?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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WhaWHAT the crap!?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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wtheck!?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Yo tengo un gato in mi patalones.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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You have a little something on your cheek.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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You speak spanish, therefore you are mexican.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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[insert subliminal message here]
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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