1...no wait, 2..uh yeah, 3 times a charm!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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A wise man once said: Wherever you go, There you are!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Add more fiber to your diet! Cotton fibers don't count.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Add more fiber to your diet. No, not cotton fibers!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Aliens walk among us. Are you one of them?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Believe it or not, there's a cure for every disease.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Chester the squirrel loves his chestnuts.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Don't believe the rumors.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Eye qwit skoole.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Fa Kin Su Pa!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Feed me and I will be your monkey.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Finally, some fresh air!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Follow me to the Promised Land!
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Follow me to the promised land.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Go easy on me, I'm a rather sensitive being.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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God is subjective.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I define my demographic.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I define my demographic.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I don't sleep with snorers.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I don't take kindly to criticism.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I just added you to my long list of things to "do".
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I still sleep with my blanket and teddy bear.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I think with my stomach, not my mind.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I want the glory. You can have the gold.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a secret agent. Don't blow my cover.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'm out with the in crowd.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If I seem rude, blame it on the PMS.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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If you steal me, I WILL hurt you.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Light gets dark when it's pissed off.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Lipo saves Lives.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Marry me today and we'll divorce tomorrow.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Meaning is ambiguous
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Music is my life saver.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My lackadaisical field lacks daisies and musicals.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My mother warned me about you.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Oh, why must you mock me?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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One of these days I'll grow my wings.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Pay me to go away.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Please don't feed the animals. That includes me.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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PMS is a bitch, ain't it?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Rainbows are an epidemic.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Rules are made to be followed, but I break them.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Save the Earth and plant your seed.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Stear clear of open fields when lightning strikes.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Take me far away from here.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Take my advice and just walk away.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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That joke's really not that funny anymore.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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The chance of you reading this: slim to none.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The electric went out but I'm still bright.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The truth will put you behind bars.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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There's a bed somewhere with my name on it.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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There's a drug for every disease.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt came out of its closet.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Time for a wife swap!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Try not to be too judgemental, please.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Unscramble these words to reveal a secret.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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We are all to blame.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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We're only .6% different from chimpanzees.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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What happens in _____ stays in _____.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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What makes the world go 'round? It's called gravity.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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What's it like to be you?
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Ya fumble, ya lose it all.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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You're a fine wine that's finally soured.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You're about to witness a marvelous act of stupidity.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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