Love is a four letter word.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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The current Homeland Security threat advisory level is FF6600
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Professional third wheel.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Earth and heart are closer than you think.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Epidermas is only skin-deep.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Happiness is a drug. Ban it.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your rivals
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Oh yeah? Well I ate my dog's homework.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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There's beauty in the breakdown.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Smile if you want me back.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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(front) Applaud (back) Boo
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If you run naked, drink Windex. It will keep you from streaking.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I saw a girl with a shirt that said Guess, so I said: "Impla
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I replaced sex with food. Now I can't even get into my own pants.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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That's super *duper* man to you.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Born to have smiled.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Warning: contents may have shifted during flight
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Born and defiled.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The name's Bons. Bon Bons...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Flutter on by...
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I've got it bad.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Thank God my parents are atheists.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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I am not obsessive, I am not obsessive, I am not obsessive...
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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My guitar is an anarchist.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Control your teen angst.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Hold my hand if I'm special.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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The docters say it's only temporary.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Space monkey!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'm content with gazing at the insides of my eyelids.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Your mom ... is a kindly and respected matriarch.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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You. You contemptibly incorrigible silly-face.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Instant spring break. Just add water.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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WARNING: Not for the faint of heart.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Do it again. I dare you.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Love me like you mean it.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Drowning in emocean.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Jello: the new state of matter, the new state of mind.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Dancing through drudgery.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I bought anarchy.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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You don't know what you're missing.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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How are you? ... You don't look good.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I sold my soul to Satan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Knome sweet knome.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This isn't me, it's just the plumage I use to attract a mate.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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We're screwed...and NOT in the good way.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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