4 Attractiveness types: Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, and HOT.
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Accept things the way they are.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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All men are idiots, and I married their King.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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All those curves, and me with no brakes.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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American Spread Eagle
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AMOG
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Anesthesiologists are just a surgeon's bitch.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Archie was a pussy. That's why he never got the pussy.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Ask me about my hidden talents.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Beating hearts baby
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Beauty is common. You need more than that to impress me.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Bet you can't name all 5 of the Oceans.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Big titties
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Bitches leave.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Boys, say it, don't spray it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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But mommy did it!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Buying drinks and dinners are approval seeking behaviors. Stop.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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CACK!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Coolest T-Shirts at Threadless.com
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Cute tits.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Dangerous curves ahead.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Design your own slogans at www.threadless.com
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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DK Stands for Drift King
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Do you believe in fate?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Do you believe in spells?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Don't be angry, if all she wants is your money.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Don't be angry, if all you want is her body.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Don't leave yet, you haven't met me!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't trust me, I'm a lawyer.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Drift King
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Dude, just ask her out already!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Duh! Carmen's in San Diego!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Federline said "My Music Speaks for Itself." Album titl
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Fuck you, you fucking fuckface.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Girl, just ask him me out already!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Girl, just ask him out already!
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Girls like bad boys, just like guys like naughty girls.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Give me 3 reasons why I should get to know you.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Giving compliments is an approval seeking behavior.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Good looks are common. You need more than that to impress me.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Got Rid of the Parents, the Cat Was Allergic
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Gunner
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Guys shouldn't wear brands from "My Humps."
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Hack-A-Shaq
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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He shoots, she's pregnant!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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He started it.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I 4 N I
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I AM Denise Farquar, now pay up!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I block cocks for my girlfriends.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I don't buy girls drinks, but you can buy me one.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I don't know what to do when you look at me.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I feel the need...the need for speed.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I fucking HATE the friends zone.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I get furious fast.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I got a big c========3
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I got a big c=======3
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I HATE the friends zone.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I hate you just the way you are.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I like those two globs of fat.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I need you like Heaven needs more to come in.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I participated in Hack-A-Shaq
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I said that you'z a ho.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I want to call your mother and thank her.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'd buy that for a dollar.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'll be the best thing that ever happened to you.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm cool with being sloppy seconds.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm losing you and it's effortless.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm old enough to know better than answer that question.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm old enough to know better than answering that question.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm old enough to know better than to answer that question.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm right here, now go for it.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm right where you want me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Too Sexy for My Hair, That's Why It Isn't There
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm with Cupid.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'ma tell you sumpin...
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If farts smell so bad why do people have to smell to confirm it?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If I forget your name, I owe you a drink, but if you forget mine,
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If it's not too late for coffee, I'll be at your place soon...
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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If life give you AIDS, make lemonades.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Is it true all hot girls are bitches?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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It's not nice to stare.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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J-J-J Jammin' on the One!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Just another Nguyen for the team.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Make your next choice your best choice
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Man, this Axe stuff doesn't work.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Massive boobies.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Money bought me love.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My friends and I are like a Benetton ad.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Nice cameltoe there.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Nice cameltoe you got there.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Nice guys finish first.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Nice guys finish last.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Nice guys win in the end....NOT!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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No risk no gain
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Objects are smaller than they appear.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Objects may appear larger than they are.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Oh no you Dih-int!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Old enough to consent.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Oooh....ahh, only at Mattress Giant!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Oops, I fahted.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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People keep stealing my slogans!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Praying for love and paying the price.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Run bitch run!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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She started it.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Showing someone you like them will not make them like you back.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Shut Up and Paddle
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Siempre sexy.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Smoking is gross.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Smoking is nasty.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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So what do you have going for you other than your looks?
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So what have you got going for you other than your looks?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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So...am I in the friend zone?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stop Following Me – I'm Not a Shoplifter
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Stuck in the friends zone.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Submit T-Shirt Designs to www.threadless.com
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Suing Freddy Kruger for emotional trauma.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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That's SO happy.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The name is Harley Weewax.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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There can be no hesitation.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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There's no Axe effect, but you have an Ass effect!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the SMILE on my face.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Thirteenth Amendment: Thou Shalt Not Whine
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This is the cost of you and me.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This is your chance, so make your move.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Tired of running through your dreams.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Try smiling and feeling sad. You can't.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Wakawaka walk AWAY.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Wear the pants before your socks, or you'll look like a chicken.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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What do you call a vegetarian with Diarrhea? Salad shooter.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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What happened to Jay-Y?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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What have you got going for you other than your looks?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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What if he was called Hairy Potter?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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What makes YOU special?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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What rhymes with buck you?
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What the hell does "egad" mean?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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What's the longest sentence known to man? Marriage.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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What's your talent?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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When in doubt, cut it out.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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When you walk in the room, I'm afraid to move.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Who lies more, men or women?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Who you gonna call...me!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Why did Veronica's dad always say "Egad?"
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Why do you iron your socks?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Why don't girls go for nice guys for a change?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Wish These Were Brains
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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www.sex@myplace.com.now
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Yeah it was me.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Yeah, I said it, BITCH.
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Yes it is! No it snot.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You can be my wingman anytime.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You could be the brightest firefly in my jar.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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You didn't get dressed up like that to "go out with the girl
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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You didn't get dressed up like that to "go out with the girl
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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You don't like this shirt, you're just attracted to me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You got all dressed up to "go out with the girls?" Plea
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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You have a fat girl personality.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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You look familiar. Have we had sex?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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You so fat, even Jesus couldn't lift your spirits.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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You so fat, Jesus couldn't even lift your spirits.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You so ugly they had to prescribe you a mirror.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You so ugly, you won't even play with yourself.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You want to know 3 things I like about you?
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You've hijacked my brain!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Your lips keep moving... but all I hear is "Blah Blah Blah..
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Your Physiology affects your psychology.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Your Psychology Affects your Physiology.
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