Boobs are just strategically placed body fat.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Boobs are strategically placed body fat.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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In my culture, I'd be within my rights to dismember you.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Don't be a source of wool.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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If found, please return to: __________
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'd go gay for Dumbledore.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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We're drifting apart like a plate tectonic.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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You-Know-Who
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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Hugs - making the world a better place since 1642.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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(I'm invisible when nobody is looking.)
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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If you were Jesus, what would YOU do?
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Ninja squirrels stole my soul.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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What? Inconceivable!
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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Food: the tastiest thing ever invented.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I sold my soul to the devil and all I got was this t-shirt.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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If I were a pirate, I'd have to kill you.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Nudist on strike!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Short people make smaller targets.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Harry Potter got hot.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Let's do the time warp again!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Hugs make the world go 'round.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Hippos: cute but deadly.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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If you're going through hell, keep going.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I wish other people were weird - then I'd have more friends
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Today seems like a good day for the fetal position.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Defenestration: a window of opportunity.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm allergic to homework.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Geology rocks.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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