Band-aids are the solutions to all my problems.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I don't know how to say mean things.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I lost my liver in college.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I think in terms of story boards.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Music was my first love.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I have no money. I've got an imagination though.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Bees love me.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Indigenius
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Music is my identity.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm so strong, onions can't even make me cry.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I heart I heart T-shirts.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Wasted time is only wasted time if you keep thinking about it.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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I grow my own weeds.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Bringing back the big hair.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Outdated is coming back to be dated.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Rocks papers and scissors never agreed to that game.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Homeostatic.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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I get all my pets from the zoo.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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You won't believe what I can see with my eyes closed.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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I beat box my way through the crowds on busy streets.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'd hold my head up high, but I'd rather keep it on my neck.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Ya, I'd says I has pretty bad grammar.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'll trade my dollar for your shiny pennies.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Boogie monsters are on my side.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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If only fruits and veggies were coated in candy and sugar..
of 8 votes, 50% like it
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I'm waiting for marriage to date.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Hooked on natural.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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The prettiest flowers are the wallflowers.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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(You)nique
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I sold myself on Ebay and I'm waiting to buy it back.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Chop-sticks are for poking people. Forks are for salvage kill.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I used to be more fierce looking.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Let's pretend we are 5 again.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Before you say anything more, you've got a little something...
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Plastic bags are for plastic people. I'm rigid, I recycle.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Let me just get my jet pack..
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Sopposable Thumbs
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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You can tell by someone' s wrinkles, where they've been.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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...and one more thing
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I made a difference today. Have you?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I quit the gym a long time ago. My shirt still fits alright.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I seem to always just step over the line by a mile.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If only dreams mattered, I'd be successful in this world.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Lets play hangman.
a _ e_ i _ o _ _ u _
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Tickle me T-shirt
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Two is always better than one, unless of course, I am the one.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I lost my head and words flew out uncontrollably.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I lost my balance and fell overweight.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I ran with scissors, ate glue and picked my nose (as a kid).
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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A carrot a day will keep the paleness away.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Give me crayon and markers or give me death.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Drawing is my raison de etre.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Butterflies flutter by like words that get mixed up in my mouth.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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A healthy nation wears white tees.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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"Rocks, Paper, Scissors....Asymptote!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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My wallet's half empty but I'm always half full.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This is my day after Sunday night shirt.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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This is my good mood T-shirt.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I care about you.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Flex like you mean it.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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We're probably related in some way or form.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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One in a million. Two in a trillion. Three in one.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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We like salty foods!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It's not my burden I'm carrying.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If you listen quietly, once in a while you'll hear a tree whisper
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Foreign accents are Chetz-xi
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Who stole the Wookie cookies from the Kashyyyk afar?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Music is my Raison de etre.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I was born with all these muscles.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The slow ones always succeed.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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The Handyman can!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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ROYGBIV: king of the psychedelics.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Caution: hot surface.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Warning: Do not take more than directed (see overdose warning).
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Rubbermaid me
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If I only had a robot.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Babe, you smell like bacon hunny!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Sucker for words
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Made in Mama.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Freedom dancers
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Let's join hands and date!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Connect the dot.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Guitarheroine
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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100% Perfection
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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It's not stealing, its called borrowing for now.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Genetically engineered to be your friend
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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I was the first one in my class to find Waldo.
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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What happened to all of my sand castles!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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