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fishjames
aka Christopher Fisher is a 28.62 year old boy, has been a member since June 13, 2006, has scored 671 submissions, giving an average score of 1.43, helping 4 designs get printed.
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I hate lucy.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Will work for the weekend.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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OK soda changed my life.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Lead and I will follow.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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High School, College, Job, Now what?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I will build you a fort out of cushions and pillows.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Take the stairs.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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horse puncher
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I dont think you'd be alive if you laughed your head off.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I don't think you would be alive if you puked your guts out.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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If I were a hamburger, i'd flip!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I ate your lunch.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Go ahead and give yourself a hug!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Escalators eat people. Take the stairs.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Ham and Turkey.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I invented the number 3.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Heaven is cloudy.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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forks and spoons and knives
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Grunge Bob teared pants.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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clever little tid bit
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Big Bird tastes like yellow.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I will surf the waves of the future.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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My first words were "duh"
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I surf crime waves.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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If I were a month I'd be October.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Straws just suck.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Keep Willy in captivity!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Raised by dodo birds.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Unite Korea!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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You've got a little midget on your shirt.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If I was a day i'd be Friday.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Big Bird Poop
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Crime pays.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I tested out of college.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Bread+PB+J
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My thoughts are made in China.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Iguana be a lizard.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I've been to heaven and it's cloudy.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Crips and bloods dance fight just like sharks and jets do.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Dreams are made in China.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Nunan!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I wear a squirrel suit to work.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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You didn't literally do anything you idiot.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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it's weird out here
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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God has to go to the bathroom, right?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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My girlfriend wears this to bed.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Keep the "indi" in India.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Hawks and Doves
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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My grandpa has a scooter.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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You're parents must have did it.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Cleanse the red-heads!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Crazy, this one.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I run on solar power.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I want you to sue me right now.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Ship the criminals back to Australia!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Iguana be more like you.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Im digital
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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The dollar menu saved my life.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I fart in spanish.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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save water, commit suicide
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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we suck at soccer
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Santa isn't coming this year.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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ice-water-vapor
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I saw you that one time.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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3-hole punch your face
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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There's a button on my belly!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Legalize Aliens.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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There's a pretty good chance my last name is smith.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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fat camp graduate '06
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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An inhaler saved my life.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I eat rich girl's little dogs for breakfast.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Put the "pal" back in Palestine.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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Diamonds are hard and expensive.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Help! The IRS stole my wallet!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I make out in French.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Someday, I'll cut the sleeves off this shirt.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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tuesday shirt
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I grow mullets in my garden.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Someday, I'll cut off the sleeves.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Let's throwdown until we throwup
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Time heals all wounds... except flesh wounds.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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you've seen better
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I'm running at 52%
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Jimmy creacked corn, I don't care.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If you can read this, you are colorblind.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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let's just start with "hello"
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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i sleep freestyle
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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i can nap anytime, anywhere
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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will work for sleep
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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the end is queer.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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they call me creepy chris
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Baby Gap = gangsta
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Don't vote for this shirt
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I create dumb shirts
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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sure penguins can fly!
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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dogs lay eggs
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Ross for boss!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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i'm a furvert
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I shut down on Y2K.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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i'm turning over a new leaf
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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North Korea, please don't launch that missle.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I'm your #1 guy.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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crips and bloods
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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cheeseburglar
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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might as well jump
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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brought to you by the letter C
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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will sleep for money
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Im so happening, i've got ice on my driveway.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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will die alone.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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do the time, get married
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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bring back OK soda!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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we're watching you
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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stop shooting our money into space
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Pepto Bismo saved my life
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Guns don't kill people, Presidents do.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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So, we meet again.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Peanut butter jelly time?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Moneys getting expensive.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Sorry Japan
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I let the dogs out. I also left the tv on.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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It's hot in here.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Don't do as the Romans do.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Unite the Virginias!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Unite the Carolinas!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Robots are here to stay.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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The ER saved my life.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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temporarily handicapped girls are an investment
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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This shirt bought me.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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guns don't kill people, clowns do
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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read me a story
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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yesterday sucked
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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ya gotta try it
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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my nose is a treasure chest.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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butter saved my life>
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I tested out of your class.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I ate your bird.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I put this on backward.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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blackberry cobbler
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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my grandpa smokes pot.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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ugly enough to make a train wanna take a dirt road.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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if you are a tool, flip your collar up.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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put you'r damn collar down.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Nothing really matters.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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If you can't read this you can be president.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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If you can read this you can be president.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I run on bio-diesel.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Chuck Norris saved my life.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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David Hasselhoff saved my life.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Touch me i'm sick.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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God sneezed and here I am.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I made this for you.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I wrote this for you.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Hey China, what are all those people for?
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I made you breakfast.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Jesus played soccer.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Kiss me, I'm Czechoslovakian!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Now in Technicolor.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Canada, manifest destiny.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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ADD, not just for kids anymore.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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You say pop. I say soda.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Not so incredible hulk.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Nice guys don't finish last, fat guys do.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Fat guys finish last.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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We represent the lollipop guild.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Blind people can't see me.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Inhalers save lives.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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DVDs: the new VHSs
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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My other shirt is hairy.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1.21 gigawatts.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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75% beer.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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A couple of blobs smashed together and here I am.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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ADD, not just for the kiddies anymore.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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always preheat the oven
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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awww...I forgot what I was going to say
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Been trying to meet you.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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bird-flu!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Birthday boy.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Braces straighten teeth. Period.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Brangelina, adopt me!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Can God see us go to the bathroom?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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CAN YOU DIG IT???
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Canada is the biggest state.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Crime of the century.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Dad said I was a surprise!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Do as the Romans!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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do you walk to work or carry your lunch?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Does God go to the bathroom?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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embrace beauty.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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enough to wanna make a sow eat her piglets.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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fo' shizzle = for sure
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Free farts!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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go to school, work, retire, die.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Google me!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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grows in water!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Gulp.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Gun for hire.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Help control the person population, get spade or nuetered.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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How you doing? How you doing?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I am the president of the Donald Harris fan club.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I belong to the baby seal club.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I blend.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I bought this shirt at your garage sale.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I can't see without my glasses!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I crapped your pants.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I dribbled on this shirt.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I eat rocks for breakfast.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I forgot.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I grow in water.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I like Minnesota twins.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I need a chaperon.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I need imunization.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I punched your horse.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I see dead leprechauns.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I think mrs. wittmer is good looking.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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i was born without muscles
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'll do it tomarrow.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I'm 75% water!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i'm gunna getcha!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'm running away.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've got ice on my watch and fishhouse.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I've never washed this shirt.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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if i was a cookie I'd eat myself
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If Jesus was still alive, he'd be like 2,030 something.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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if you're a STD, you don't know me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Im hot for teacher.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Im me and you're not.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It's my birthday and I can lie if i want to.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Jeeze, Alaska is huge!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Joe Mauer is an all-star!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Judas must have really loved silver.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Keep Alaska cool.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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keep on swingin' Florida!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Killer bees are here to stay.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Kiss me, I'm single!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Let Africa breath.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Let Texas stay.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Let the satellites go!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Let's go to crickets!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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live to work and live to die
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Lord of the pies.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Made in China, assembled in the U.S.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Make beerpong an olympic sport.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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mmm butter.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Mom says I was a surprise!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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more heart.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My boss is worse than yours.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My glass if full.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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My glass is full.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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my great-grandpa expired some time ago.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My whale is huge!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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New studies show that candy is really good for you.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Nice to see you.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Ohio keep on swingin'!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Oil stinks.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Out to lunch: all day!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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please use before 10:51 p.m. July 21, 2049
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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put you're damn collar down
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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ray, say, kay, day, may, lay, bay, hay, crap
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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release the hounds!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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remember witch hunts?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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she punched my ween
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Shes in charge.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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So, when are we going to Mars?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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struck by li-lightning
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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take off your glasses Wittmer
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Texasland = Disneyland
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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The deaf can listen.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The deaf can't hear.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The devil is a dentist.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The rhythm is gunna get you.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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the whole universe is a booger
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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there are stupid questions
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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There are treasures in my nose.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Tombstone!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Too legit to quit.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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updog
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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waste of space.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Welcome to the machine.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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What will people think?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Who let the cats out?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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will cheat for A
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Will you say excamatory for me? I can't.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You can go your own way.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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You'r French? Kiss me then!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You're mother was a lizard!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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your bigger then before
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Your're parents know nothing.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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