Tee-Shirts: Making the 2nd Amendment Cool Since 1913
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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T-Shirts: Giving You The Right To Bare Arms.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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T-Shirts: Helping Support the 2nd Amendment.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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T-Shirts: You Don't Care About Bare Arms and Neither Do We!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I Wonder How Da Vinci Got Jesus To Hold Still During Supper.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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It's Very Similar To A Piano But a 2 Year Old Can Play It
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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No I Don't Play Piano or Keyboard. I Play Synth
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Real Men Play Synth
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Sometimes I Wish I Knew Had To Play the Real Guitar
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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True...But Playing Fake Guitar Is A Lot More Fun
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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After All the Eclipses I Would Think The Moon Would Have Cancer
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Solar Eclipse: The Moons Way of Fighting Back at Skin Cancer
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Hi! I Prevent Skin Cancer!
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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I Don't Know About You but I Love When People Stare At My Chest
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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We're Like Law of Demand, Once You Go Down, I Get Up
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Just Kidding...But Seriously
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Tom Has More Friends Than Jesus
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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I Would Say Take A Picture It Lasts Longer But I'm Not Photogenic
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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If You Want, This Shirt Can Be Half Off.
of 73 votes, 10% like it
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Superman Is A Primary Producer
of 72 votes, 8% like it
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Tee Shirts: Giving You A Farmers Tan Since The Expression.
of 71 votes, 24% like it
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Tee Shirts: Preventing Skin Cancer of The Torso Since 1913
of 71 votes, 28% like it
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If I Was A Shirt I Would Have A Witty Slogan On Me.
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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Designs Are Overrated.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Mom When I Grow Up.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Movies Are Like Books...Only 10000x Better.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Hey, I Love Reading Other People's Shirts Too!
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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There's Really Nothing Witty About This.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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I Gave Up Giving Up Things For Lent For Lent
of 69 votes, 32% like it
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I Wonder If Jesus Sat Still For DaVinci To Paint During Supper
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Good Thing Da Vinci Was Around To Paint The Last Supper
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Sun: May Cause Cancer.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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You Would Think Earth Had A Back Up O-Zone Layer.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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My Exhausting Car Shields Me From The Hole In The O-Zone
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Who Needs O-Zone When You've Got A Hummer.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Our Great Great Great Grandchildren Are Going To Be Really Tan.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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Tee Shirts: Covering A Good Portion Of Your Torso Since 1913
of 63 votes, 37% like it
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I Couldn't Wash My Other Shirt In Time.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I Don't Eat Apples Because I Like The Doctor.
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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If We Ate Rooster Everything Would Taste Like It.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Foreign Films Are Like Books That Have Pictures But You Cant Look
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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If You Think You Have It Tough, Think About Jesus' Brother.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Jesus Turned My Pool Into Chlorinated Wine.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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Believe It Or Not...I Wear It Because I Like It.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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The Only Difference Between Christianity and Buddhism Is 500 lbs.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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God Make Jerks And Jerks Do Hurt
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Tom Has More Friends Then Jesus...On Myspace.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Pluto Had A Good Run...or Orbit, Whichever You Like.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Pluto's A Star Now...He's Too Good For His Friends.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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I Heard Pluto Lives With His Mom Now.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
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Emo Genes Are Really Tight.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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I Heard People In The '70s Had Bell Bottom Genes.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I Hope Pigs Will Never Fly, Who Knows What People Will Have To Do
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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If My Life Was A Type Face...It Would Be Webdings.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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I Want Someone That Can Make Me LOL.
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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Revelations 23:1 - MySpace be thee Anti-Christ
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Cats Are Like Dogs...Except People Like Dogs.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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Leap Frogging Is A Slippery Slope, My Friend
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Love Is Like Hate...Only The Opposite.
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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I Wanna Drive In A Big Circle Numerous Times When I Grow Up.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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What Base Would Phone Sex Be Considered?
of 76 votes, 17% like it
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No One Ever Told Me That Cooties Weren't Real, I Still Don't Date
of 75 votes, 11% like it
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Still Recovering From "The Cooties"
of 76 votes, 14% like it
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If I Could Get Any Disease...It Would Be Cooties.
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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Cooties Are Like Cancer, Except Cancer Kills.
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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Cooties: If They Don't Kill You, They Pretend To.
of 75 votes, 11% like it
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Surivor Of The Cooties Epidemic
of 74 votes, 15% like it
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Cooties Took My Parents Tragically
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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(IN COLLEGE TYPE) STFU
of 74 votes, 16% like it
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Cholesterol: The Only Time It's Bad To Be High
of 76 votes, 28% like it
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Heart-Attacks: The Only Downside To Eating Meat.
of 72 votes, 18% like it
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Cholesterol: Even The Pretty People Get It.
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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And Then This One Time, Before American Pie...
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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One Time...Before American Pie...
of 74 votes, 14% like it
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Claps and Stomps Feet When Happy
of 73 votes, 18% like it
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Yes, My Chain Hangs Low. Why Do You Ask?
of 74 votes, 18% like it
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My Chain Does In Fact Hang Low.
of 73 votes, 19% like it
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Mojo [Moh-jo] n. 1 - Austin Lost It In His 2nd Movie.
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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I Wish My Life Was A TV Sitcom...One That Doesn't Get Canceled.
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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Skunks Get Drunk All The Time...But Never Crunk.
of 73 votes, 12% like it
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I Caught A Butterfly Once...It's Not As Social As You May Think.
of 73 votes, 18% like it
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Ok, I Got My Head In and My 2 Arms But Where Does The Torso Go?
of 73 votes, 10% like it
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ON BACK OF SHIRT I Think I Got It, Just Need To Turn This Around
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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(ON BACK OF SHIRT) If Only I Could Put My Shirts On Forwards.
of 74 votes, 18% like it
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I Wish I Was A Bat So I Could Get A Seeing Eye Dog
of 72 votes, 11% like it
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Theres A Reason Humans Have Brains...To Make Witty Slogans
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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I Wish I Could Paint, Then I'd Commit Suicide And Make A Fortune!
of 74 votes, 18% like it
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If I Could Fly, I'd Probably Be Under Examination My Entire Life
of 74 votes, 16% like it
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MySpace Might In Fact Be The Anti-Christ
of 73 votes, 14% like it
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Coincidentally My Dentist Is The Tooth Fairy.
of 73 votes, 19% like it
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No Matter What Type Of Hoe It Is...It Always Gets Dirty.
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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One Time I Saw A Guy Butcher A Plant...Now I'm Anorexic.
of 72 votes, 14% like it
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There Should Be A Base Inbetween 2nd and 3rd, Role Playing
of 72 votes, 15% like it
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I Just Add Bands To Make Me Look More Popular.
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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Actually, I Don't Think Theres A Visine For That.
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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Anorexia: Located Next To Turkey
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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Tiger Sharks Support 2 Families.
of 77 votes, 16% like it
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Lion Dolphins Are Cooler Than Tiger Sharks
of 81 votes, 23% like it
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Tiger Sharks...The Only Animals That Get The Best of Both Worlds.
of 78 votes, 18% like it
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Satan And Jesus Are My Friends On MySpace.
of 80 votes, 16% like it
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I Didn't Know Bushes Could Be Asses...George Proved Me Wrong.
of 94 votes, 17% like it
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Remember When Michael Jackson Was Black...Good Times.
of 98 votes, 27% like it
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I Gotta Say, My Genes Have Never Fit So Perfectly.
of 94 votes, 15% like it
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I Smoke, Drink and Eat Fast Food But I Take Vitamins So It's OK.
of 93 votes, 26% like it
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Love [luhv] –noun 1. Bad Company Feels Like Making It.
of 90 votes, 12% like it
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Well Yeah He's Good At The Moonwalk...He Hails From Jupiter.
of 92 votes, 15% like it
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I Checked The Store and It's Just A Myth, Black Calk Isn't Bigger
of 91 votes, 11% like it
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Clap If You Like Geometry... Shoot Yourself If You Like Proofs!
of 90 votes, 17% like it
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2x + 57y = 4(22x)...That's The Last Time You'll Look At MY Shirt.
of 89 votes, 18% like it
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language arts My teacher I should thinks talk people normal. like
of 89 votes, 12% like it
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Evil Monkey, A REAL Man's Best Friend
of 88 votes, 14% like it
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I Have 150 Friends On MySpace...I Guess I Caught 'Em All.
of 89 votes, 9% like it
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God, Buddha, Jesus, Joseph Smith and Satan Are In My Top 8
of 88 votes, 16% like it
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Pokemon n (Poh-key-mahn) 1 - Waste of Money; Act of Wasting Money
of 89 votes, 10% like it
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I Filled Up My Pokedex and All I Got Was A Certificate.
of 90 votes, 12% like it
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I Stopped Trying To Catch Them All When I Hit Puberty
of 88 votes, 11% like it
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I Caught Them All.
of 88 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Pretty Sure Zeus Had Like 7 STDs.
of 97 votes, 35% like it
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I Wasn't Aware Sexy Left, Shows How Much I Know, Thanks JT
of 88 votes, 15% like it
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Greek Gods Are Like Roman Gods Except They Wear Togas.
of 86 votes, 19% like it
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Basically Zeus Was A Pimp
of 87 votes, 25% like it
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Never Trust Enron to Be Banker in Monopoly.
of 88 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Mature Without The Apostrophe (that means I'm immature)
of 90 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Mature Without The Apostrophe
of 88 votes, 11% like it
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I Wish Hitler Would Just Shave That Thing.
of 89 votes, 16% like it
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The 1st Rule About...Oh Nevermind I Can't Even Tell You That.
of 89 votes, 15% like it
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I Would Tell You About It But The 1st Rule Clearly States I Can't
of 89 votes, 20% like it
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Monopoly Relates To Life, Because It Takes A Lifetime To Finish
of 89 votes, 18% like it
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I Like To Think Somewhere Hitler Takes It In The Popo Daily
of 87 votes, 16% like it
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Ebonics Is Like English, Except Butchered To A Point of No Return
of 87 votes, 20% like it
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I Speak Caucasian, English, and I Dabble In Ebonics.
of 88 votes, 14% like it
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Caucasia: If We Were A Country...We'd Own.
of 87 votes, 15% like it
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Don't Slap Bitches, Dogs Are People Too, Except They're Dogs
of 88 votes, 13% like it
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Yes...it's sexual innuendo.
of 88 votes, 18% like it
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Actually It Turns Out Nerds Do It Better
of 88 votes, 17% like it
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Shot At A Fray Concert, Good Thing They Know How To Save A Life
of 91 votes, 18% like it
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OMG I HATE AOL LINGO
of 86 votes, 13% like it
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Santa Ran Over My Grandma And People Are Singing About It?!
of 90 votes, 26% like it
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Gonorrhea? There's A Visine For That.
of 86 votes, 17% like it
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I Sold My Body To Uncle Sam But Now He Wants You?!
of 85 votes, 21% like it
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It Took About 3 Asian Sweatshops To Make This
of 96 votes, 21% like it
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My Genes Fit Me Perfectly.
of 122 votes, 40% like it
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Covering Most Of Your Torso Since 1913
of 108 votes, 30% like it
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I Try Not To Let Gravity Bring Me Down
of 117 votes, 44% like it
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Sally Now Sells Her Body At The Sea Shore
of 178 votes, 50% like it
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I Don't Hug Trees...I Cuddle
of 156 votes, 31% like it
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I Would Like To Ctrl + Z What I Just Said
of 152 votes, 28% like it
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Can Cause Awkward Silences If Stared At
of 156 votes, 33% like it
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I Wouldn't Be So Awkward If You Weren't So Normal
of 167 votes, 41% like it
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Living Proof That Evolution Doesn't Always Work Out
of 156 votes, 35% like it
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Awkward Silences Are The Best Kind of Silences
of 159 votes, 30% like it
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