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TheDaneTrain
TheDaneTrain aka Dane Johnson is a 19.84 year old boy, has been a member since June 13, 2006, has scored 1205 submissions, giving an average score of 2.55.
Tee-Shirts: Making the 2nd Amendment Cool Since 1913
of 49 votes, 8% like it
T-Shirts: Giving You The Right To Bare Arms.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
T-Shirts: Helping Support the 2nd Amendment.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
T-Shirts: You Don't Care About Bare Arms and Neither Do We!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
I Wonder How Da Vinci Got Jesus To Hold Still During Supper.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
It's Very Similar To A Piano But a 2 Year Old Can Play It
of 37 votes, 14% like it
No I Don't Play Piano or Keyboard. I Play Synth
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Real Men Play Synth
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Sometimes I Wish I Knew Had To Play the Real Guitar
of 47 votes, 11% like it
True...But Playing Fake Guitar Is A Lot More Fun
of 49 votes, 18% like it
After All the Eclipses I Would Think The Moon Would Have Cancer
of 47 votes, 13% like it
Solar Eclipse: The Moons Way of Fighting Back at Skin Cancer
of 47 votes, 21% like it
Hi! I Prevent Skin Cancer!
of 68 votes, 9% like it
I Don't Know About You but I Love When People Stare At My Chest
of 53 votes, 11% like it
We're Like Law of Demand, Once You Go Down, I Get Up
of 67 votes, 7% like it
Just Kidding...But Seriously
of 58 votes, 17% like it
Tom Has More Friends Than Jesus
of 58 votes, 16% like it
I Would Say Take A Picture It Lasts Longer But I'm Not Photogenic
of 63 votes, 13% like it
If You Want, This Shirt Can Be Half Off.
of 73 votes, 10% like it
Superman Is A Primary Producer
of 72 votes, 8% like it
Tee Shirts: Giving You A Farmers Tan Since The Expression.
of 71 votes, 24% like it
Tee Shirts: Preventing Skin Cancer of The Torso Since 1913
of 71 votes, 28% like it
If I Was A Shirt I Would Have A Witty Slogan On Me.
of 68 votes, 13% like it
Designs Are Overrated.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
I Wanna Be A Stay At Home Mom When I Grow Up.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
Movies Are Like Books...Only 10000x Better.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
Hey, I Love Reading Other People's Shirts Too!
of 69 votes, 25% like it
There's Really Nothing Witty About This.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
I Gave Up Giving Up Things For Lent For Lent
of 70 votes, 33% like it
I Wonder If Jesus Sat Still For DaVinci To Paint During Supper
of 66 votes, 12% like it
Good Thing Da Vinci Was Around To Paint The Last Supper
of 67 votes, 21% like it
Sun: May Cause Cancer.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
You Would Think Earth Had A Back Up O-Zone Layer.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
My Exhausting Car Shields Me From The Hole In The O-Zone
of 65 votes, 11% like it
Who Needs O-Zone When You've Got A Hummer.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
Our Great Great Great Grandchildren Are Going To Be Really Tan.
of 65 votes, 15% like it
Tee Shirts: Covering A Good Portion Of Your Torso Since 1913
of 64 votes, 38% like it
I Couldn't Wash My Other Shirt In Time.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
I Don't Eat Apples Because I Like The Doctor.
of 62 votes, 27% like it
If We Ate Rooster Everything Would Taste Like It.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Foreign Films Are Like Books That Have Pictures But You Cant Look
of 59 votes, 12% like it
If You Think You Have It Tough, Think About Jesus' Brother.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
Jesus Turned My Pool Into Chlorinated Wine.
of 62 votes, 29% like it
Believe It Or Not...I Wear It Because I Like It.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
The Only Difference Between Christianity and Buddhism Is 500 lbs.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
God Make Jerks And Jerks Do Hurt
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Tom Has More Friends Then Jesus...On Myspace.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
Pluto Had A Good Run...or Orbit, Whichever You Like.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
Pluto's A Star Now...He's Too Good For His Friends.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
I Heard Pluto Lives With His Mom Now.
of 64 votes, 33% like it
Emo Genes Are Really Tight.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
I Heard People In The '70s Had Bell Bottom Genes.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
I Hope Pigs Will Never Fly, Who Knows What People Will Have To Do
of 66 votes, 20% like it
If My Life Was A Type Face...It Would Be Webdings.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
I Want Someone That Can Make Me LOL.
of 68 votes, 16% like it
Revelations 23:1 - MySpace be thee Anti-Christ
of 67 votes, 18% like it
Cats Are Like Dogs...Except People Like Dogs.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
Leap Frogging Is A Slippery Slope, My Friend
of 67 votes, 18% like it
Love Is Like Hate...Only The Opposite.
of 69 votes, 22% like it
I Wanna Drive In A Big Circle Numerous Times When I Grow Up.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
What Base Would Phone Sex Be Considered?
of 76 votes, 17% like it
No One Ever Told Me That Cooties Weren't Real, I Still Don't Date
of 75 votes, 11% like it
Still Recovering From "The Cooties"
of 76 votes, 14% like it
If I Could Get Any Disease...It Would Be Cooties.
of 74 votes, 12% like it
Cooties Are Like Cancer, Except Cancer Kills.
of 74 votes, 14% like it
Cooties: If They Don't Kill You, They Pretend To.
of 75 votes, 11% like it
Surivor Of The Cooties Epidemic
of 74 votes, 15% like it
Cooties Took My Parents Tragically
of 74 votes, 14% like it
(IN COLLEGE TYPE) STFU
of 74 votes, 16% like it
Cholesterol: The Only Time It's Bad To Be High
of 77 votes, 29% like it
Heart-Attacks: The Only Downside To Eating Meat.
of 72 votes, 18% like it
Cholesterol: Even The Pretty People Get It.
of 73 votes, 15% like it
And Then This One Time, Before American Pie...
of 73 votes, 8% like it
One Time...Before American Pie...
of 74 votes, 14% like it
Claps and Stomps Feet When Happy
of 73 votes, 18% like it
Yes, My Chain Hangs Low. Why Do You Ask?
of 74 votes, 18% like it
My Chain Does In Fact Hang Low.
of 73 votes, 19% like it
Mojo [Moh-jo] n. 1 - Austin Lost It In His 2nd Movie.
of 75 votes, 12% like it
I Wish My Life Was A TV Sitcom...One That Doesn't Get Canceled.
of 75 votes, 13% like it
Skunks Get Drunk All The Time...But Never Crunk.
of 73 votes, 12% like it
I Caught A Butterfly Once...It's Not As Social As You May Think.
of 73 votes, 18% like it
Ok, I Got My Head In and My 2 Arms But Where Does The Torso Go?
of 73 votes, 10% like it
ON BACK OF SHIRT I Think I Got It, Just Need To Turn This Around
of 73 votes, 8% like it
(ON BACK OF SHIRT) If Only I Could Put My Shirts On Forwards.
of 74 votes, 18% like it
I Wish I Was A Bat So I Could Get A Seeing Eye Dog
of 74 votes, 11% like it
Theres A Reason Humans Have Brains...To Make Witty Slogans
of 74 votes, 12% like it
I Wish I Could Paint, Then I'd Commit Suicide And Make A Fortune!
of 74 votes, 18% like it
If I Could Fly, I'd Probably Be Under Examination My Entire Life
of 75 votes, 16% like it
MySpace Might In Fact Be The Anti-Christ
of 74 votes, 14% like it
Coincidentally My Dentist Is The Tooth Fairy.
of 73 votes, 19% like it
No Matter What Type Of Hoe It Is...It Always Gets Dirty.
of 73 votes, 16% like it
One Time I Saw A Guy Butcher A Plant...Now I'm Anorexic.
of 72 votes, 14% like it
There Should Be A Base Inbetween 2nd and 3rd, Role Playing
of 72 votes, 15% like it
I Just Add Bands To Make Me Look More Popular.
of 72 votes, 13% like it
Actually, I Don't Think Theres A Visine For That.
of 72 votes, 17% like it
Anorexia: Located Next To Turkey
of 74 votes, 15% like it
Tiger Sharks Support 2 Families.
of 79 votes, 15% like it
Lion Dolphins Are Cooler Than Tiger Sharks
of 82 votes, 24% like it
Tiger Sharks...The Only Animals That Get The Best of Both Worlds.
of 78 votes, 18% like it
Satan And Jesus Are My Friends On MySpace.
of 80 votes, 16% like it
I Didn't Know Bushes Could Be Asses...George Proved Me Wrong.
of 94 votes, 17% like it
Remember When Michael Jackson Was Black...Good Times.
of 99 votes, 27% like it
I Gotta Say, My Genes Have Never Fit So Perfectly.
of 94 votes, 15% like it
I Smoke, Drink and Eat Fast Food But I Take Vitamins So It's OK.
of 94 votes, 27% like it
Love [luhv] –noun 1. Bad Company Feels Like Making It.
of 90 votes, 12% like it
Well Yeah He's Good At The Moonwalk...He Hails From Jupiter.
of 92 votes, 15% like it
I Checked The Store and It's Just A Myth, Black Calk Isn't Bigger
of 91 votes, 11% like it
Clap If You Like Geometry... Shoot Yourself If You Like Proofs!
of 91 votes, 18% like it
2x + 57y = 4(22x)...That's The Last Time You'll Look At MY Shirt.
of 89 votes, 18% like it
language arts My teacher I should thinks talk people normal. like
of 90 votes, 13% like it
Evil Monkey, A REAL Man's Best Friend
of 88 votes, 14% like it
I Have 150 Friends On MySpace...I Guess I Caught 'Em All.
of 89 votes, 9% like it
God, Buddha, Jesus, Joseph Smith and Satan Are In My Top 8
of 88 votes, 16% like it
Pokemon n (Poh-key-mahn) 1 - Waste of Money; Act of Wasting Money
of 89 votes, 10% like it
I Filled Up My Pokedex and All I Got Was A Certificate.
of 90 votes, 12% like it
I Stopped Trying To Catch Them All When I Hit Puberty
of 88 votes, 11% like it
I Caught Them All.
of 88 votes, 14% like it
I'm Pretty Sure Zeus Had Like 7 STDs.
of 97 votes, 35% like it
I Wasn't Aware Sexy Left, Shows How Much I Know, Thanks JT
of 88 votes, 15% like it
Greek Gods Are Like Roman Gods Except They Wear Togas.
of 86 votes, 19% like it
Basically Zeus Was A Pimp
of 87 votes, 25% like it
Never Trust Enron to Be Banker in Monopoly.
of 88 votes, 19% like it
I'm Mature Without The Apostrophe (that means I'm immature)
of 90 votes, 13% like it
I'm Mature Without The Apostrophe
of 88 votes, 11% like it
I Wish Hitler Would Just Shave That Thing.
of 90 votes, 16% like it
The 1st Rule About...Oh Nevermind I Can't Even Tell You That.
of 89 votes, 15% like it
I Would Tell You About It But The 1st Rule Clearly States I Can't
of 89 votes, 20% like it
Monopoly Relates To Life, Because It Takes A Lifetime To Finish
of 89 votes, 18% like it
I Like To Think Somewhere Hitler Takes It In The Popo Daily
of 87 votes, 16% like it
Ebonics Is Like English, Except Butchered To A Point of No Return
of 89 votes, 20% like it
I Speak Caucasian, English, and I Dabble In Ebonics.
of 88 votes, 14% like it
Caucasia: If We Were A Country...We'd Own.
of 88 votes, 16% like it
Don't Slap Bitches, Dogs Are People Too, Except They're Dogs
of 88 votes, 13% like it
Yes...it's sexual innuendo.
of 88 votes, 18% like it
Actually It Turns Out Nerds Do It Better
of 88 votes, 17% like it
Shot At A Fray Concert, Good Thing They Know How To Save A Life
of 91 votes, 18% like it
OMG I HATE AOL LINGO
of 86 votes, 13% like it
Santa Ran Over My Grandma And People Are Singing About It?!
of 90 votes, 26% like it
Gonorrhea? There's A Visine For That.
of 86 votes, 17% like it
I Sold My Body To Uncle Sam But Now He Wants You?!
of 85 votes, 21% like it
It Took About 3 Asian Sweatshops To Make This
of 96 votes, 21% like it
My Genes Fit Me Perfectly.
of 124 votes, 41% like it
Covering Most Of Your Torso Since 1913
of 109 votes, 30% like it
I Try Not To Let Gravity Bring Me Down
of 118 votes, 44% like it
Sally Now Sells Her Body At The Sea Shore
of 179 votes, 50% like it
I Don't Hug Trees...I Cuddle
of 156 votes, 31% like it
I Would Like To Ctrl + Z What I Just Said
of 152 votes, 28% like it
Can Cause Awkward Silences If Stared At
of 156 votes, 33% like it
I Wouldn't Be So Awkward If You Weren't So Normal
of 168 votes, 42% like it
Living Proof That Evolution Doesn't Always Work Out
of 158 votes, 36% like it
Awkward Silences Are The Best Kind of Silences
of 159 votes, 30% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<----- Do NOT Squeeze Here ----->
of 62 votes, 15% like it
Alert! Pigs Can Fly! Tell Everyone To Take What They Said Back!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
Alright keep on readin...yeah...alright, you're goin to Hell.
of 64 votes, 11% like it
Believe It Or Not I Buy These Shirts Because I Like Them.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
Bulemia: Located Inbetween Turkey and Thrown Up Turkey
of 34 votes, 15% like it
Bums Don't Do Anything For The Society...Except Throw-Up On It
of 68 votes, 6% like it
Calk's Hard To Handle...But Hey Someones Got To Do It.
of 65 votes, 5% like it
Cancer...The Gift That Keeps On Giving.
of 73 votes, 5% like it
Emo's Genes Are Really Tight.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Everytime You Look At This An Angel Dies.
of 70 votes, 11% like it
Ex X-Man
of 68 votes, 10% like it
FedEx Makes Sure Your Satisfied...K-Fed Doesn't
of 65 votes, 6% like it
God Tried To Catch 'Em All, That's Why The Pokemon Games Stopped.
of 63 votes, 5% like it
Hello If I Know You...Go To Hell If I Don't
of 64 votes, 8% like it
Hey, How's It Goin'
of 64 votes, 8% like it
I Caught The Tiger By It's Toe...Anamatronic Arms Are Nifty.
of 64 votes, 8% like it
I didn't agree to the legal terms last revied august somethin'
of 62 votes, 3% like it
I Wanna Be Inside You...'re Inside Joke.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
I Wonder If Chubby Kid's Heroes Are The XXL-Men
of 68 votes, 10% like it
I'm Too Lazy To Finish Thi...
of 56 votes, 16% like it
If Biology Is Right, 1 More Chromosome and I'd Be A Monkey, Sweet
of 65 votes, 17% like it
It's Very Similar To A Piano But a 2 Year Old Can It.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
John, Paul, Ringo and...the other one.
of 162 votes, 28% like it
Just Here To Fill In The Space On This Shirt
of 64 votes, 6% like it
K-Fed [kay-fed] - noun 1. blood sucking creature; to mooch
of 65 votes, 9% like it
LIFE is hard...especially when real life is interfering with it.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
No wonder nobody likes you, you just stare at their chests.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
One Step Below Bumper Sticker Abnoxious.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Proud Parent Of An Opinion.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Purple's Like Violet's Evil Clone...Minus The Mustache.
of 70 votes, 10% like it
Scientists Are Looking For A Difference Between Leeches and K-Fed
of 65 votes, 9% like it
That Dish Just Cant Keep It's Hands Off The Spoon.
of 63 votes, 10% like it
That Hum Bug Was An Ass
of 71 votes, 4% like it
This Is My "Catch Your Eye" Shirt...My Party Shirt Is D
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Tiger Shark, It's Like Being A Blood AND A Crip At The Same Time
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Well She's Definitely Not Righty Tighty...
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Wood Chuck VS Fuzzy Wuzzy...Which Rhyme Will Annoy Us More?
of 68 votes, 9% like it
Yeah I've Heard Of 'Em...and They Suck.
of 62 votes, 8% like it
My gallery photos

All about me
Tees I Own
1 - I Shower Naked
2 - Meat Is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder
3 - Procrastinators: Leaders of Tomorrow
4 - Death, Our Nation's Number One Killer
5 - Oh, My Virgin Eye!
6 - Know Your Meats
7 - Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems
8 - Fast Supper
9 - Robot Dance Contest
10 - Vegetarians Are Eating The Rainforest
11 - Timmy Wished for Ray Gun Eyes
12 - Haikus are easy but...
13 - We're On The Same Level
14 - B.F.F
15 - The Morning After
16 - In Case of Zombies
17 - Coat of Arms
18 - Fill Me Up
19 - Happy Harvest
20 - Calling Home
21 - So Far, This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been
22 - Money Shot
23 - I Heart Threadlesss
24 - Russel! How's Yer Ma!
25 - The Downside of Genetic Engineering
26 - Good Intentions
27 - Some Choices Are Just Out Of Reach
28 - You Are My HEROine
29 - A Cloud of Choices
30 - Bad Seed
31 - Bunnies
32 - Destroy NYC
33 - Fishing
34 - Hope
35 - Only In Dreams
36 - Fake Pandas Have More Fun
37 - Growth for the Sake of Growth
38 - Electro Love Boat
39 - Satan's Little Helper
40 - Emo Bear
41 - La Gran Reunion
42 - International Translation
43 - The Future Is Feeling
44 - Star Men In Moon's Milk


Hoodies I Own
1 - Lil' Soap
2 - The Good Guys Don't Glow At Midnight


Tees That Should Be Reprinted
1 - Everyone Poops
2 - The Scr-Emo