I LOVE BBQ!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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COPY PASTE COPY PASTE COPY PASTE COPY PASTE COPY PASTE COPY PASTE
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I don't care what they say about you, you're alright!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I have no spare change.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Goth's in the rain are funny.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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My nose WAS running, but I caught it.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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This is a $15 Shirt.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Gravity really brings me down.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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Don't be hatin' be appreciatin'!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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The tears of a clown make the whole world laugh... tee hee.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'm with stupid and stupid's with me.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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All signs point to MAYBE?!? DAMN YOU 8-BALL!!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I'm smiling because I don't know what's going on.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Remember to breathe.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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A woodchuck could chuck 432 pieces of wood.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Nice Face!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Welcome to 5 minutes ago.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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T-Shirts suck.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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It's alright I'm a scientist!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I am not a comedian.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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"Someone else's words."
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not saying I'm "Bigger than Jesus"...just taller.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Illiteracy Kills.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Jesus saves... I score.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Ape shall not kill ape.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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You're the 2nd Best!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I need to start looking for a real-people job.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Don't worry, I believe you exist...
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I believe in you.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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iPooed
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'm happy this way.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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The Ayatollah of Smackola!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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So why IS there a banana in your pocket?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I'm happpy because I'm stupid.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You wanna go makeout?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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My engrish is city.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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You've got two left feet? GREAT!! I've got two right ones!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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LOOK OUT!! BEHIND YOU!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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The sky is falling and no one seems to care...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Look harder, I'm actually naked right now.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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When in doubt... dropkick!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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My next question would be...Why IS there a banana in your pocket?
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Hey...nice face.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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HEY!!! Look over there!!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Always pick rock.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Bringing back the Hi-Five one hand at a time!
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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By reading this sentence you've agreed to give me your soul.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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HA! I made you read!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Nevernude.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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5 degrees from Kevin Bacon.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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The Hip Suck.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Thursday is the new Friday.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Apathy is the new black.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Will Smith for President!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Borange.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I know everything...I just have trouble remembering it all.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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