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goldensara aka i once was a golden goddess is a 20.17 year old girl, has been a member since June 8, 2006, has scored 6986 submissions, giving an average score of 2.05.

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Jul 19 '08 by goldensara

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my strange and horrible day aka how karma kicked my ash

today was the strangest most horibbelst bad day i've had in a while.

1. while driving to the movies at 9:00 in the morning i killed a dove that hopped right under by car

2. when i arrived at the theaters i threw up because of what happened

3. when i tried to buy a ticket it turns out my checking account was empty

4. when i tried to call the bank it wouldn't accept my account password so i had to call my brother to come down and give me some money

5. after the movie was over as i was backing my car out of the parking space it suddenly dies

6. after I single handedley PUSH it all the way back into the space while a long line of cars wait I burst into tears

7. it took another 2 hours to get my parents there, push the car about 2 blocks to the mechanic and come back home

and all of this because i killed a dove this morning.

i am a horrible horrible person.

in other news, The Dark Knight is the best movie ever, and I deeply miss Heath Ledger

xiv on Jul 19 '08 at 9:13pm

you killed the jesus dove.

goldensara on Jul 19 '08 at 9:14pm

I did.

I killed the jesus dove.

There is no other explanation.

flourpower on Jul 19 '08 at 9:15pm

Aww, I'm sorry, that sucks. I don't really believe in karma, but even so, I don't think it was going after you. It's not like you at all wanted to kill the dove. I don't think killing a dove by accident and being really upset about it makes you a horrible person.

V1ctorya on Jul 19 '08 at 9:16pm

you did not kill the dove, you inadvertently aided in it's suicide.

Unrelated coincidences. And you're quite lucky to consider that the most horriblest day you've had in a while.

jaywalkergraphics on Jul 19 '08 at 9:16pm

Sucks, man. Does it help for someone to simply acknowledge the suckiness?

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 19 '08 at 9:18pm

The "Jesus Dove" would be the Holy Spirit, who is impreshible. But I appreciate the joke.

Also, that sucks. Sorry for the lousey day.

jayrawz on Jul 19 '08 at 9:19pm

i dont believe that was karma.. u didnt do it on purpose.. so think of it this way.. u had a bunch of shitty things happen to u and karma will return the favor with good things

goldensara on Jul 19 '08 at 9:20pm

I don't believe I did it on purpose, but the fact that I couldn't swerve just made me feel terrible. And I'm thankful nothing happened to me, I know it could have been way worse.

tofurky on Jul 19 '08 at 9:23pm

NOO MORE JESUS DOVE? what is the world coming to?

orwell on Jul 19 '08 at 9:23pm

sounds like you were quite upset about hitting the dove so you didn't intentionally hit the dove i presume, thus you aren't a horrible person.
do you need a hug? here's an e-hug for you
*HUG* ( :

jayrawz on Jul 19 '08 at 9:23pm

ya u just feel guilty but u dont have bad karma comin ur way.. dont sweat it.. feed a bird at the park, u will feel better

jayrawz on Jul 19 '08 at 9:24pm

and if u swerve and hit a person i think thats worse

shakethesheets on Jul 19 '08 at 9:26pm

aww I'm sorry sara :(

stuff like that makes me glad I don't drive, I'd be a wreck after that too

goldensara on Jul 19 '08 at 10:08pm

haha, thanks guys for the kind words. and no need to go to the park, i have a parrot at home to feed anyways (which I think is the reason I felt so badly about the bird)

goldensara on Jul 19 '08 at 10:09pm

oh! and thank you orwell for the e-hug, much appreciated!

Mr Anonymous on Jul 19 '08 at 10:33pm

Jesus forgives you... and sends an e-hug

Steve The Great on Jul 19 '08 at 10:36pm

you should send Jesus a little "sorry" note.

you can leave it on the windshield of heaven. with your insurance information. tucked under His windshield wiper.

Mr Anonymous on Jul 19 '08 at 10:39pm

goldensara on Jul 19 '08 at 11:09pm

lol @ the windshield of heaven

its ok, Jesus dove died for my sins :\

I guess this means I'm pure as a baby's bottom now. Or is it as soft? Either one.