Someone has a case of the Mondays
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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That's what she sad
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Go, go gadget shirt!
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Destroy after reading...
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Dollar-millionaire
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Life is like a hurricane here in duckburg
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Ketchup makes everything better
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Can you please pass the Grey Poupon?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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This is the cleanest this shirt has ever been
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Now with sleeves!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Men love bluetooth
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Everything is better with BlueTooth
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled cucumbers
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a ax?
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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If I didn't masticate I would die
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Mastication is essential for my survival
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Proud masticator
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, then beat up whoever did
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Birds can't read my shirt
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Sleep Walkers Anonymous
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Sleep Walkers Anonymous
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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If you read this that means you are ignoring my armpit stains
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I need a restraining order from the sun
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Squirrels are nuts
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It's whats on the outside that counts
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Melted Cheese Makes Everything Better.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Everyone's a little bit racist.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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BACK OFF! (I just ate beans)
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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BACK OFF (I just ate raw onions)
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'm masticating right now!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I have the attention span of... oooo are those cookies?
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I don't wanna grow up.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Why do kamikazes wear helmets?
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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Have you seen the other half of my brain?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Now I have two owwies!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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There's a mini Jesus inside us all.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Masterbation is sex with someone you love.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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... and he says "The Aristocrats!!!"
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Warning: Do Not Put Hands Near Mouth
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I eat pieces of cake for breakfast.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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It's laundry day. (Hense this shirt)
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Would this face lie?
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Happiness Is A Warm Brownie.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Soylent Green. The Other White Meat.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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The game of life always ends the same...
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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If only life came with a Ctrl + Z.....
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Coffee is just bean juice.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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I know you are but what I am I ?!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Guys: 3 Girls:0
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Girls: 3 Guys:0
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Try to contain yourself.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Mmmmmm.... Sprinkles.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Dona Maria como vai você?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Buenos Días!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarden.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Green means go, Red means stop, and Yellow means go faster.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I love condiments!
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Superheros and guns don't mix.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Life hands you lemons, get some Coronas.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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