< irony > "sarcasum" < /irony >
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<body> &
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'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky!
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..--""^^^""--..,,___
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1 bit, 2 bits, 3 bits, a nibble!
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1st Idealist, 2nd Cynic, 3rd Realist, 4th Surrealist
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4 out of 5 doctors is not a statistically significant sample.
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A cow says, "Cows don't talk, silly
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A rind is a terrible thing to taste.
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A star, rising.
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Able was I, ere I bent elbow.
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An open mind is important, but so it the firewall of reason.
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Anarchists are a riot.
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Aren't "the three Rs" really R, W and A?
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Ask me about my really cute pickup line.
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Baaaaaaaaa.
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Baby, you can drive my automobile.
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Bad practice, my ass. Bring back GOTO.
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Badgers?!? We don't need no stinking badgers!!!
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Ban dihydrogenmonoxide! DHMO.org
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Beware the monsters from the id!
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Can I have just one do-over? Pretty please?
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Can you keep a secret? (So can I....)
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am ...
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Cluelessness is not an excuse!
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Come explore the future with me. (It's everywhere!)
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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d'oh! raid meme far sew laud tea dough
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Daylight Savings Time: redefining the futures market.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Dead batteries given free of charge.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Depressed Urban Professional (Employed)
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Depression is the new apathy.
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Dignity is too high of a price for fame.
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Dinosaurs hate looking like a fuel.
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Doctors don't get angry... unless they run out of patients.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't ask me, Google it first!
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Don't forget eggs at the store.
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Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Easy pickin's.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Every mistake is something to learn from... I've learned A LOT!
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Exterminate!
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flammable:inflammable::famous:infamous.......WTF?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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For batter, for wurst...
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Given the choice, I'd rather live free.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Go ahead. Ask.
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God help me... I'm one of them.
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h@x0rs heart zombies
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Hair migrates south.
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Hair today, goon tomorrow.
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He's deceased, Jim.
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Hecho in USA.
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Hi, my name is Doug. I'm a grave digger.
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Hi, my name is Matt. I frame artwork.
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Hitting people is for saps.
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Ho, ho, ho, green Santa!
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Honk if you love Jesus.
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Hot T- ..............shirt
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How many angles can dance on the head of a pun?
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I ♥ cupid.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I am a jelly doughnut!
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I am cynical. Hear me rant.
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I have a freind with dyslexia.
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I hope you don't kiss your mother with that mouth.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I inhabit the eternal now.
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I know geometry. Sphere me.
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I listen to iTunes... Astronauts listen to Neptunes.
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I love horses; they know how to keep a stable relationship.
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I think I am I think I am I think I am
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I think I woke up in Crazyville.
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I wOrE tHiS jUsT tO aNnOy YoU!
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I would not eat green eggs and ham... again.
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I wrote this at work.
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I [heart] Cupid.
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I'm a zygote... pleased to gamete you.
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I'm not wearing panties.
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I'm shy, but outgoing. (I talk to YOUR feet....)
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I'm with FUBAR.
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I've got a stitch in my side.
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I, for one, welcome our new, cellular overlords!
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iBod
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If a T falls on the floor and nobody sees it does it make a mess?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If E=MC^2, then this T=5.1 Petajoules
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If I had a head like that, I'd have it circumcised.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If it's not worth dusting, don't put it out.
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If it's worth doing, it's worth doing with power tools!
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If not(varFootInMouth) goto bed.
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If this is witty enough, maybe someone will finally love me.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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If this shirt could talk... I could put
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If two people can't share silence, then it isn't a friendship.
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Immature? LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!! u r so funny!!!!
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It's a T-shirt. Any more questions?
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It's GO TIME!!!!
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Jesus was a hippy.
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l8er
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Love your destiny.
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love:hate:: woe:giddy up
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Maybe we're all just a brain in a vat.
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Me want coooookieeeeee!
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meh
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Mimes: feeling no pane.
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Mmm... Chocolate-covered donuts covered with chocolate....
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MMPORGs are virtually just like life.
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Monkeys on typewriters came up with this. Stupid monkeys.
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Mostly harmless.
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My cat's a lion on the bed.
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My other shirt is an Armani.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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Never courtmarshalled from the Texas National Guard.
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Never get into fights with ugly people; they have nothing to lose
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Nihilists are a riot.
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No gnus is good gnus.
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No, I don't. Who is this "Jack" fellow?
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No, I will not explain the joke.
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Nonrandom number generator: 517,352.
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Not too shabby.
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Nothing is something to a void.
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Nothing is trivial.
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Now we're talkin'! Well, reading. Er... <i>you're</i&g
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Now, we're talkin'! Well, reading. Er... you're reading...
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NSFW
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Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...
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OK, now I'm LOST.
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Okie dokie, artichokie!
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One day I'll say something clever. I swear.
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Out of the way, grandma!
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Philosophy: masturbation w/o the payoff
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Praise me like you should.
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Prayer: Bug reports for God.
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Prick me, do I not scream bloody murder?
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Product of DNA.
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Propel your craft placidly down the liquid solution...
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Red light! Green light! Red light!
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Reformed virgin.
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Rife with strife.
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See Jane. See Jane rock. Rock Jane, rock!
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See revolution. See revolution dance. Dance, revolution, dance!
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Show me an unemployed jester, and I'll show you nobody's fool
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Sieben haben neun und zehn gegessen!
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six seconds. Stupid time machine only travels
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Skydiving school dropout.
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Skydiving: good to the last drop.
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Smokers suck ash.
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So, I hear your mummy's into bandage....
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Solipsism: I am me and you are me...
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Stupid T-shirts suck.
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Sure I'm paranoid... but am I paranoid <i>enough?</i>
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T-shirts with writing are obnoxious. Wait a minute....
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Take pride in your work: be a lion hunter.
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Te huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter, but the wlohe wrod.
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Thank you, and good luck.
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Thanks & Appreciation
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The bag of chips is optional.
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The Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about....
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The Treasury Department hates people who make money.
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The truth shall set you free. Stupid freedom.
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This shirt has me in stitches, but I'm strange that way.
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This T-shirt is lame, so here's an image of a homo sapiens.
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Tickers *heart* Pacemakers
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Unexpected Error?!?!? Well, DUH!
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Vanity, thy name is MySpace.
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Veni, Vidi, Venti!
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Viddy those groodies!
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Wake up and smell the caffeinated beverage.
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Warning: Contents Under Pressure!
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Warning: Objects May Be Closer... Ouch!
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What if the hokey pokey really is what i
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Which way to the rabbit hole?
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Whoever said, "Truth is beauty,&quo
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Whoever said, "Truth is beauty,&quo
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Wildebeests kill. No gnus is good news.
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With a fox? In a box? Calling Dr. Freud....
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wwwww.whowhatwherewhywhen.ask
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X-tians for X-mas.
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You catch more flies with honey, but tel
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