My superpowers require batteries.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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The future is now... no, now!
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Pillowfight Club
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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You are here (arrow down to crotch)
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Wear protection when sleeping with horse heads
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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No one tells this Wookie what to do
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Get down with gravity.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Cookies made with blood sweat & tears taste a bit salty.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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When death comes, i'm gonna ask for a job.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Rock out with your clock out!
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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Gravy is where it's at
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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My super powers use too many batteries.
of 54 votes, 39% like it
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Hitler was a fun Nazi!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Cooler than the other side of your pillow.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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No one was game enough to play punch buggy with Hitler.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Waking up, the best way to start a day!
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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I am more attractive on the internet
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Camping is intense
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Your Rooster is a Cock
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Undercover Villan
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Blood, Sweat & Tears is not a solid building combination
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I spat in your decaf soy latté
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Ninja's are everywhere
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I am in love with the monster under my bed
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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Unicorns give me the horn.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Wear it like you bought it.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Suck my rooster.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My mother is a travel agent for all guilt trips
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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I tried sniffing coke once, but ice cubes went up my nostril.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Some days you're a bug. Some days you're a windshield.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Failure has gone to my head
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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They just opened a starbucks in my pants
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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My favourite animal is steak.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Americans call it the Tonight Show so they remember when it's on
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Toast please.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Ninja's stole my sandwich
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I like nostrils with flair.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I tried being a comedian once, but every one laughed at me.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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Game On!
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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My long black beats your decaf soy latté
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I am a Black Belt in Origami
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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'97 Thumb Wrestling World Champion
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Wizards are wise guys
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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uber looks like a naughty word
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Pigs snort when they laugh
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Fat kids are good at seasaw
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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