Jack and Jill went up the... Say, will you make me a sandwich?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My giraffe is taller than yours.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Meteorites are lame-o-saurus rex.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Step aside! I have kittens to save!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Rhinos are serious.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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You smell purty.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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i've got a Wii
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Claustrophobic.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Phonemophobic.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Glossophobic.
of 54 votes, 2% like it
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Egyptian: Walk Like One
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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I'm really handsome without these secret-identity glasses.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Dinosaurs Agree: Meteorites are Lame-O-Saurus-Rex
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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What's black and white and read all over? This shirt.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Please put that away.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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applesauce
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Wash Before Wearing
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Tigga, Please!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Pinch your tongue and say "apple".
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Say "mother may I", then spell CUP.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Spell IMAGE, then say "light bulb".
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I-M-A-G-E light bulb
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Hold hands above your head, spell IMAGE and say "light bulb&
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Shark Park
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Prob'ly.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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dürtee
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I wish I was a little bit shorter.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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cotton
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Aww, peaches!
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Oooh, pickle-shoes!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Take that, Sweaters!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Global Warming: Lowering gas prices one heating bill at a time.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Global Warming is keeping down my heating bills.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I can haz Threadless?!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I'm like a big plate of ridiculous.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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