Before sliced bread, what was the greatest invention?
of 25 votes, 48% like it
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I am banned from bookstores because I moved Bibles to fiction.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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How do I my set laser printer to stun?
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Walking is pedestrian.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Kiss me, I'm at least 16 oz. Irish.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Tonka is the real American truck
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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It's opposite day... wait, no it's not
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Pluto We Solute You- 2/18/30 - 8/24/06
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not rude, I just tell the truth.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I eat because fat kids are harder to kidnap.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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If this shirt could talk it wouldn't need words on it.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Hug me. I'm squishy.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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"The Lorax" is the Holy Bible of Dr. Seuss books
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hug me. I'm squishy
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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If this shirt could talk it wouldn't need words on it
of 64 votes, 36% like it
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I'm not rude, I just tell the truth
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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It's opposite day... wait, no it's not.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
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What was the greatest invention before sliced bread?
of 75 votes, 31% like it
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Walking is so pedestrian
of 70 votes, 41% like it
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I am banned from bookstores because I moved Bibles to fiction
of 74 votes, 28% like it
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Tonka is the true American truck
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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I've been ©
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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I listen to vinyl-records
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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Kiss me, I'm at least 16 oz. Irish
of 72 votes, 33% like it
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The dinosaurs died because of you.
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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Hug me, I'm squishy.
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by a lawnmower.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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