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Noobits aka underpants is a 44.92 year old girl, has been a member since June 5, 2006, has scored 3,546 submissions, giving an average score of 2.46, helping 83 designs get printed.

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Jun 05 '07 by Noobits
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I just gave a lawyer a pasting

gods but they are slippery bastards. they make a mistake and we have to pay up. f*****K that Bitch on the phone was such a smart arse, it makes me mad, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrggrrrrr, (vents off steam out of ears).
BUT I STILL GAVE HER A PASTING small victory

goldensara on Jun 05 '07 at 11:24pm

oh i thought it said you gave her a pasty...I was like...oookay.

but yeah, that sucks :(

atleast you got to yell right back

Noobits on Jun 05 '07 at 11:36pm

Yeah, I hated how she assumed I was a no brain idiot. (smarmy is the term to describe how she spoke to me)

and hehehe, a pasting is a severe verbal dressing down

chelly on Jun 05 '07 at 11:49pm

wooo wooo way to go!!!!

Noobits on Jun 05 '07 at 11:51pm

hehehe thanx chelly

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 12:23am

how about you write every word you say so we can laugh with you :P

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 12:23am

*said

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 12:36am

�First thing we do, is kill all the lawyers."

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 2:44am

I cant remember it naty. I was soo pissed off I just let it rip. I believe my last words after her apology were 'yeah whatever' heheh nasty I am.

Killyou that is a good idea or at least make them suffer a bit with thousands of papercuts.

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 2:45am

papercuts all over the face!

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 2:46am

Noobits, when I come and visit Australia, would you fancy showing me some of your local surfing spots?

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 2:49am

sure, plenty of them around here, underground best surf in the country

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 2:50am

Oh yeah Naty. =) she was such a bitch and smarmy, trying to talk over me and then trying to sweet talk things down

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 2:51am

lol she was a lawyer alright!

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 2:54am

using the old everyone makes mistakes line, which didnt wash very well with me. I hear it all the time from my students, =)

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 2:54am

you have a class?

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 2:54am

noobits read my rant blog i need some perspective!

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 2:55am

I am going to go there next year and NZ too.

Going to do some surfing, exploring, aussie rules & rugby games, buy a mobile at crazy johns, eat a few jars of vegemite & violet crumble bars, compare hungry jacks with burger king, drink gallons of carlton draught, VB, and Coopers. and many othrer weird stuffs!

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 2:55am

Oh yeah, I teach secondary school four days a week.

about to read your blog

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 2:57am

mmm Im sure Australia can accomodate that sort of behaviour. You should meet I carnt spel hes a bit of a hellman too. Dunno If you'll like vegemite, its an aquired taste.

GallyAl on Jun 06 '07 at 2:59am

Aw man..lawyers are arseholes!! I gave mine merry hell when sorting out my house..stay strong missy!

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 3:00am

Ta Al, thats where all this is stemming from the house. did you email me your address again?

GallyAl on Jun 06 '07 at 3:02am

Yep did that yesterday hun..let me know if you got it! :)

Yeah my Lawyer was just plain lazy..she needed a good kick up the arse! She was only about 4'11 so I towered over her and yelled! Fun times...!

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 3:03am

Actually I have been eating vegemite for 26 years but I prefer Marmite. I first had it when I was 10 yrs old and I fell in love with it. My mates that had me try it were from Perth and they thought I would spit it out in disgust. Boy were they wrong! They were dumbfounded and saying "Mum, Mum, he likes it even more than we do"!

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 3:04am

hahaha that would of been awesome to watch

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 3:05am

lawyers = redrum

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 3:09am

yay a convert to vegemite. nothing funnier than watching a poor unsuspecting foreigner dip a finger in thinking it may be chocolate like.

Yeah they fucked up the paperwork somewhere down the line and we have to cough up because of it. arseholes. I will be writing a letter *snigger* that will not be a thank you note.

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 3:12am

try an elvis sandwich with vegemite. it's quite good.

NatySpaghetti on Jun 06 '07 at 3:12am

we all wanna se a copy of that

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 3:37am

Argh! it's 2:40 AM and I feel the pangs of hunger. I don't want to eat this late!

i carnt spel on Jun 06 '07 at 3:40am

my girl is still shaken from the experience, you really should be nicer to her, she's only learning!!!

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 3:47am

aaagggh dont say that Andrew, the thought that they may have loved ones that I know leaves me cold. hahaaa

2.40 am go to bed young man and get some sleep

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 3:57am

yeah, I'm a nutter. DOH!

MeLa de Gypsie on Jun 06 '07 at 4:01am

I hate condescending know-it-alls... good on ya Denise... sometimes they need to be put in their place..

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 4:03am

I hope she remembers it, cow.

btw killyou whats your name? I dont like typing kill kill much

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 4:05am

it kinda reminds me of you and vindematriax mela, hehheeee

MeLa de Gypsie on Jun 06 '07 at 4:08am

oh dear... waahahahaha...

am I gonna be remember for that all my life?

I'm over it mostly... now I'd like to go back to being my bimbotic persona/alter ego... takes less effort...

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:08am

my name is

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:08am

WAR

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:09am

REN

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:09am

AND

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:09am

REW

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 4:12am

ok warren andrew.

Yeah im over it too Mela she sure had that soapbox femminist rant down pat, hheheheee, what fun to stir the pot.

MeLa de Gypsie on Jun 06 '07 at 4:13am

warren andrew... wow...

that's 2 names...

I can't decide which one I like better...

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 4:15am

how about TREX!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:32am

i was just in a shit mood when i made this username.

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 4:37am

i thought so, but trex is the awesomest glam band ever

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:39am

i love Marc Bolan & T. Rex

kiLLyou on Jun 06 '07 at 4:47am

i'll talk to you later.

let me know if you want my email & skype if you would like to chat via audio or video.

bed time for bonzo.

Noobits on Jun 06 '07 at 4:57am

nite:) (email ; noobits@yahoo.com)

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