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mlawton
mlawton aka si, soy Miguel is a 25.73 year old boy, has been a member since May 31, 2006, has scored 1,000 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30, helping 22 designs get printed.
Sharing is overrated.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Kiss me. I'm kosher.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Put food in me.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
You had me at "Shalom".
of 33 votes, 30% like it
Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
The Clitoris: Nature's Rubik's Cube
of 32 votes, 13% like it
I'm willing to see things your way, but I'm right.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
You call this quiche?!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Sorry. I just don't give a crap.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
of 33 votes, 9% like it

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My band's name is The Toothless Massage! What's yours?

I own:
-You've Got Some 'Splaining To Do!
-Well, This Just Really Sucks
-You Sank My Battleship
-Monday!!!
-Biblical Disaster
-Ask Me How I Became A Pirate
-The Fast Supper
-Dark Side of the Garden
-Pandamonium
-Canada: Living the American Dream...
-B.F.F. (Best Friends Forever)
-I Heart Color
-In Case of Fire
-Luckiest T-Shirt Ever
-Swiss Army Tank
-Bobshopping
-Go Japan!

Retired:
-Honest Tee (I have now been to New York)