the czar
the czar aka That old guy is a 40.19 year old boy, has been a member since May 28, 2006, has scored 30308 submissions, giving an average score of 1.19.
  Jun 09 '08 by the czar        29 Comments        Watch this




Hmmm, I forgot I have no chin and that is why I grew that beard.
I think I shocked the wife.



DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on Jun 09 '08 at 9:05am
i have no chin and I don't have a beard.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Jun 09 '08 at 9:05am
gtfo come back with facial hair
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:06am
Haha, nice Jebbie
Jebbie
Jebbie on Jun 09 '08 at 9:07am
It was said with love. :p
Jebbie
Jebbie on Jun 09 '08 at 9:08am
Wait it's your birthday today/tomorrow/soon?

Happy birthday!
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:08am
I just got tired of the itchiness after 4 years. I will start growing a new one immediately. My wife think this is in reaction to the fact that I will be very old, soon
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:09am
Wednesday, thank you very much!
Jebbie
Jebbie on Jun 09 '08 at 9:10am
Thats soon! Big Four-Oh! you doing anything special?

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jun 09 '08 at 9:16am
it's like you shaved 9 years off your age, too, ya handsome devil
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:17am
We are going out with some of my siblings and my folks. I didn't want too much of a fuss.
Thanks shirt, I actually had someone guess my age as 26 last week, made me feel good!
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Jun 09 '08 at 9:18am
huzzah!
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on Jun 09 '08 at 9:20am
It does make you look younger.

I got a semi drastic haircut (for me) right before my birthday. So Im sure your wife is right.

but you can always say you did it because of this insane heat we are having.
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:21am
Shirt - How is Kaelan doing?

Danielle - agreed, I feel sorry for the poor guys siding my house right now, they are dying out there
chelly
chelly on Jun 09 '08 at 9:26am
you have chin cleft! i never knew.

fresh and summery :)
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:29am
I don't think that was there when I grew the beard. My face is warping with age.
My nose is now crooked, also, since I got hit full force in the face by a spike at volleyball twice in a month
ladykat
ladykat on Jun 09 '08 at 9:41am
You DEFINITELY look younger! Why don't you give it a week or two to get used to, and if you still don't like it, grow it back?
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:46am
I might give it a while. I do feel weird without it. Part of the reason I grew it was to look a little older, now I may want the opposite effect!
I was thinking , maybe bring it back, but not so scraggly
Framble
Framble on Jun 09 '08 at 9:53am
You look so much happier! How long does it take you to grow such a mighty bush?
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 9:55am
Haha Framble, I'm amazed I even gave a slight grin for the camera. If I want to grow it back it would take about a month.

Btw, I haven't forgotten about your CD, it still will be sent.
Framble
Framble on Jun 09 '08 at 4:52pm
With further thought I now think you look less wise...


I completely forgot about the CD! Thanks, it gives me something to look forward too.

In my empty life...


:D
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Jun 09 '08 at 7:48pm
OMG so different!

Our boss at work shaved off his moustache and beard on Thursday and he looks so different too.

Unrelated side note, I emailed you back again.
FRICKINAWESOME
FRICKINAWESOME on Jun 09 '08 at 7:56pm
Dangit i can't see the pic to make fun of you relentlessly!

Also Paul, are you aware Stephen Brodsky has a new album out that's way grittier and odder than anything he's done in a long while and i have one of the songs on the nex mix i uploaded a few hours pence?
goldensara
goldensara on Jun 09 '08 at 7:58pm
wow you look a lot different, younger without the beard
littlem
littlem on Jun 09 '08 at 7:59pm
who is that boy up there??? :p
Twiggyhall
Twiggyhall on Jun 09 '08 at 8:05pm
It's Czar and evil-twin Czar! lol

(happy early b-day) :)
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 8:42pm
who is that boy up there??? :p

This is why everyone loves littlem!
Thanks for the info Evan, I will order it right away.

Evil twin? Maybe. My wife Rita calls her evil twin Zita!
Thanx for the early wishes.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 09 '08 at 8:48pm
You look decidedly less mean. You're Less Mean Paul.

I've decided that I'm my own evil twin. :)
the czar
the czar on Jun 09 '08 at 8:58pm
I'll never be less Mean Paul, it is in the blood.

There is not an evil bone in your body, I am sure of that!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 09 '08 at 9:16pm
No, my bones are not evil. But several of my organs are, particularly my pancreas. It's a real jerk.

Thank your wife again for the Dr Seuss. I laughed my butt off at 'What Was I Scared Of?' I like the idea of haunted trousers. In verse, no less.
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