I'm mustard
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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i make fart noises when i have sex
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I'm coocoo for caca peices
of 39 votes, 0% like it
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whoever came up with twinkies is one fat bitch
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Romania is earths asshole and it needs to be wiped
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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popularity is a social disease
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I tried to poo through the hole in my boxers
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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the bible was originally titled chuck norris and friends
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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milk is good for boners too
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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im not fond of the ocean but its fond of me
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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you just blew my mind
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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the city never sleeps filled with villians and creeps
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I don't obey the law
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Mommy, why is your asshole so flappy?
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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check out my hooters
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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i dare you to count the wrinkles on my sack
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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keep it down I'm going to bed
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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these fags love cleverness
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I'm cool because I smoke... and I'm emo
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I have a poodle
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Don't masterbate in my presence
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I ate a lobster for breakfast...because im loaded.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Willy Wonka stole my chocolate factory
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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why does your girlfriend keep starin' at my chest
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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man it's hot in here
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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That imposter is proposterously monstrous
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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i hate dirty romanians
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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George Bush is a former hobo
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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40% of the time it works, every time
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I'll give you a nickel to scratch my pickel
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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your face looks like bleh
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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give me a blowjob and stick a finger in my butthole
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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give me a rusty trombone
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Got my vans on but they look like sneakers
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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you look like my grandpa
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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you are just as ugly as you are on myspace
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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stand on my left ho, because i know you ain't right
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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drink some water cuz you a thirsty ho
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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