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threnodyx aka Adam Hawkins is 29.52 years old, has been a member since May 25, 2006, has scored 2,213 submissions, giving an average score of 1.38, helping 14 designs get printed.
Tomorrow's Soylent Green
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Today's young leaders, tomorrow's soylent green
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Love is a four-letter word
of 32 votes, 16% like it
You don't look like your picture
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I'm winning the dry t-shirt contest.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Karma: Excellent
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Don't mistake laziness for incompetence
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Why are you moving in slow motion?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I'm a robot trapped in an android's body.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I can't even spell hygeine
of 32 votes, 13% like it
YOUR MOM...is a very pleasant woman
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I'm looking at you when you're not looking
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I lost my self-control in Vietnam.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
What would QE2 do? (Queen Elizabeth II)
of 34 votes, 12% like it
If there was a fashion police, what would the jail be like?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Apolitical
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Nice doesn't cut it anymore.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I broke the Prime Directive.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Sunday doesn't start until I crash
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Cliché is the new black
of 32 votes, 22% like it
There's only one way to get the antidote...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
If you're nice I'll give you the antidote.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Beneath this shirt lies a really cool scar
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I was an asshole before it was cool.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Inspired by Real-life Events
of 32 votes, 19% like it
One bite away from being Spiderman
of 32 votes, 25% like it
I should've taken the red pill.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Free Radical
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I think my virginity is growing back.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
I hate this shirt, but it's laundry day.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
Narc ---->
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Shake well before opening.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Apocalypse Soon
of 34 votes, 12% like it
It's not easy being this easy
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Welcome to my quarter-life crisis
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I used to be straight edge, but look at me now!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Don't worry, I'm the evil twin
of 34 votes, 15% like it
This shirt would be cooler in Chinese
of 34 votes, 21% like it
My intervention is tomorrow
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Nemesis with Benefits
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Yes, this is supposed to be dancing.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Karma Rich, Cash Poor
of 32 votes, 22% like it
You don't know me, but I've seen you naked.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes
of 33 votes, 9% like it
I came to grind
of 33 votes, 12% like it
You tricked me into this.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
</sobriety>
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Famous for all the wrong reasons
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I'll take this off for $20
of 33 votes, 30% like it
You call this an orgy!?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Drugs Are My Anti-Drug
of 33 votes, 24% like it
I forgot your name already
of 32 votes, 13% like it
As Seen in Sarcastic Bastard Magazine
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
&lt;/love&gt;
of 20 votes, 0% like it
</love>
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Actually, Dave is here
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Allergic to Ugly
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Blocked & Deleted
of 23 votes, 13% like it
C:\NOEVIL>
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Carcinogenic
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Dibs on the DJ
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Didn't you used to be skinny?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Don't tell my brain, but my legs hurt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Drama Magnet
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Enjoy me now, I'm soylent green tomorrw
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Going Overboard
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I am the after-party.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I don't want your zine
of 19 votes, 5% like it
I give vice a bad name
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I'm so blogging this
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm taking this off in five minutes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
If I have B.O. just tell me.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Indiscreet Discretion
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Inspire by Real-life Events
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Lysergically Removed
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Man Overboard
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Meme is the new cliche
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Monogamy Bites
of 21 votes, 10% like it
No Appetite
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Sarcastic Bastard
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Scientologist, eh? Then I'm a scientician.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Scientologist, eh? Well then I'm a scentician.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
SOBER....just kidding
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Tattered Edge
of 21 votes, 5% like it
That's my fake number
of 21 votes, 10% like it
This is between you, me and the NSA
of 21 votes, 10% like it
This shirt isn't web 2.0 enough.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Vice-ridden
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Who wants to join my cult?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
You're my backup
of 21 votes, 10% like it

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