...tension
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Actually, I did have candy for breakfast.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Amino acids are actually quite friendly
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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Analogy is to fun as kitten is to suicide.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Attention Hipsters: Indie is not a genre
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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Birth of a test-tube nation.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Coke: my anti-drug
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Communism doesn't make cents
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Die fauxhawk.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Don't get mad, get voodoo.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Edgar Allan Poe hates grilled cheese.
of 125 votes, 41% like it
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Gerd is the word.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Give pizza chance.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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God's consolation prize
of 112 votes, 25% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Evil villains with moustaches do.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Men with moustaches do.
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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HYPERGYMNASIA!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I shot the sherrif. So sue me.
of 116 votes, 23% like it
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I was beat up by quakers.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm agnostic. Be my friend.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not God, but in the shower, I often pretend to be.
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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I've yet to suffer life's curse of spontaneously singing in verse
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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If it isn't broken, break it.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If only we were all a bit Darko.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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In God we thrust
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Insomnia, an excuse to stay up late.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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Is anyone really reading this?
of 40 votes, 40% like it
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Is family circus supposed to be funny?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Is Victoria ever going to reveal her secret?
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Isn't it ironic that few people actually know what irony is?
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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It's no fun playing Hide and Seek with Anne Frank.
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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Jesus doesn't love you, he's only in it for the sex.
of 7 votes, 57% like it
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La vida es dificil en espanol!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Last night, I dreamt I had insomnia.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Liquids on a plane!
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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mansLAUGHTER!
of 112 votes, 37% like it
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Marcel Marceau told me your secret.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Meet me in the Texas School Book Depository.
of 115 votes, 26% like it
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My karma can beat up your karma.
of 122 votes, 34% like it
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Nuke the quakers
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Oh, this old thing?
of 132 votes, 39% like it
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Only inteligent people wear this shirt.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Our motto is: Skapocalypse, now!
of 112 votes, 23% like it
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Pentecost, the Church Superbowl
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Pluto, the eigth dwarf
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Proud child of an honor student.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Put your money where your wallet is.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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Refuse to Reduce Reuse and Recycle
of 99 votes, 20% like it
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Rhetoric Addict: Hooked on Phonics
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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Shakespeare hates your Flowers in the Attic tee.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Sliced Bread: The Greatest Thing Since un-Sliced Bread
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Someone please tell me what happened in the end of the Passion.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Somewhere, over the rainbow, there's a cloud of rain.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Spotless cows= so totally useless
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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sy-lla-ble
of 103 votes, 29% like it
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The game of life is actually quite boring.
of 102 votes, 28% like it
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THIS IS SUBTLE.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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Two can share a secret if one of them is Ned.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Vice President PEN15 club 1984
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Vintage (50% cooler and 70% more expensive)
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Vote "No" on Mullets.
of 123 votes, 28% like it
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Well your blood isn't clotting but other than that you'll be ok
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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What happens in the Vatican stays in the Vatican.
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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What's so great about the 80's?
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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What's so hot about lesbians?
of 114 votes, 24% like it
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Yoko Ono: my favorite Beatle
of 108 votes, 24% like it
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You had me at "Shalom."
of 46 votes, 37% like it
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