Will turn tricks for candy.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I NeVor Wennt 2 Skhool.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I fart to much.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Strange thing, i licked a toad, then my face fell off.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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That smell is me!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I CAN'T READ!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I have sex with chickens.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I HATE EVERYTHING!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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I puked 20 times this month...I'm on a roll!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I stopped drinking beer and started drinking hooker blood.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Midgets piss me off:(
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I got the mob after me...Hahahah I'm not jokein'.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Do people smell the tolietpaper they just wiped there ass with??
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If you cut me in line, I'll spit on your back!
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I drank some transmission fluid yesterday...Today I puked.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I use this shirt to cover up Quato!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I got beat down by some nuns!
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Maybe if I had a girlfriend, I wounldn't have eatin my cat.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Can anyone see my nipples through this shirt?
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I poop big too...
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I found this shirt on the floor of the mens bathroom....
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I recently quit smokeing..... and started killing!
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Some people like baseball, I like professional dog fights!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I kissed the Godfather's hand.....It smelled funny.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Don't tell me Boba Fetts behind me !?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I'm a test monkey that escaped?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Ever choke on a ice cube and have to wait for it to melt?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Natural Born Liar.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I chew gum to muffel out the voices in my head....
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Voodoo Economics
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I fell down some stairs and lost a shoe once.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Does any one else love the smell of gasoline?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Wheezie?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I stuffed my pants with fried chicken!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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If I had super strength, I would punch you into space.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Is this tattoo on my butt Kermit da Frog??
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I Drive fast to slow down time!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Watergun+Lighter+Gasoline=Flamethrower!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I got a big butt, but ya can't tell because I'm faceing you.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Try and guess what I'm thinkin'?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I'm most likey looking at your boobs. Yep!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I had a muppet go down on me.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Ya think sheeps would wear fleash shirts if they could?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I got the FBI after me because of a dumb slogan on a shirt!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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CHA-CHA!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I got a birthmark of Che under this shirt.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I thought I was naked?!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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New York Hospitality.......FU!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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This Ain't Working.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I'am Rosemary's Baby.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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My farts are like a kentucky wind...(GC)
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Take your best shot, I'm wearing armor under hear!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Perfect for covering back and chest hair!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I'am Chuck Norris! I'm just wearing this guys face.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Are You lonly like me??
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Chuck Norris is my Idol!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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If I didn't have tolietpaper, I'd most likely use this shirt.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I got a creepy face.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I eat Flesh!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I stole this shirt from Frank...
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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I have no chest.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Can you see my pit stains??
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Call the police!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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This shirt smells.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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The Jerk!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Its hip to be L7.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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What the hell is Emo!?
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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( o Y o)
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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