There's a lot of talk of all things girly and absolutely mundane shit on here as there's mostly girls on this site. I love talking about all that stuff but sometimes I need to be a man's man. So I decided that we should have a blog dedicated to the vag pounding, high-five giving man's man in all of us.

First topic: What's your favorite way to get a girl unconcious?

*yeah I know the girls will show up and be goobers but you can't blame me for trying.

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

I see skies of blue, and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, dark sacred night
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

The colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces, of people going by
I see friends shaking hands, sayin', "How do you do?"
They're really sayin', "I love you"

I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll learn much more, than I'll ever know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Yes, I think to myself
What a wonderful world
Oh yeah

:)

lollercoaster and photoskilled are two of my faves.

your turn.

(finish the sentence)

Don't panic.

I heard that the original i can has cheezburger cat died about a year ago.



Help me figure out the legitimacy of this whole business (I've looked, I just need help). Thank you for your help.

They're gunna make a movie. Go nuts, people.

It's true. Check it.

Women participating in the research rated men with stubble as tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine - and as the best romantic partners, either for a fling or a long-term relationships.

Clearly, it's a conspiracy stemming from within the media to make me feel bad about myself.

Listen, it's Friday night and you're on the Threadless blogs, you got 5 minutes to listen to this. Just do it. It's amazing. Here's what the website says:

In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

9:18pm iDanSimpson:i just had a medieval joust in my brain
9:18pm iDanSimpson: playing like a video
9:18pm iDanSimpson: like a dream
9:19pm iDanSimpson: (was that a haiku?)
9:19pm iDanSimpson: lolz. i made myself laugh

I don't know how this started, but I don't feel like stopping.

Flickr does videos now. I didn't think I'd ever use that feature, but the 90 second limit has encouraged me to do some lil diddies. So, I did a video the other day... then I did one each the past two days. (3 most recent:)









I just thought I'd share. You can find all of the episodes HERE.