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iDanSimpson is a 24.12 year old boy, has been a member since May 23, 2006, has scored 30905 submissions, giving an average score of 1.91.

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Jul 17 '08 by iDanSimpson

282 Comments

Watch this

Dudes only!!* [nsfw]

There's a lot of talk of all things girly and absolutely mundane shit on here as there's mostly girls on this site. I love talking about all that stuff but sometimes I need to be a man's man. So I decided that we should have a blog dedicated to the vag pounding, high-five giving man's man in all of us.

First topic: What's your favorite way to get a girl unconcious?

*yeah I know the girls will show up and be goobers but you can't blame me for trying.

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martiandrivein on Jul 17 '08 at 3:59pm

Rolfies.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 3:59pm

I like to beat them with a sack of nickles. And the sack is soaked in chloroform.

iDanSimpson on Jul 17 '08 at 3:59pm

/blog

Lucretia Mott on Jul 17 '08 at 3:59pm

Call me old fashioned, but I still don't think anything can replace good ol' blunt force trauma.

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:00pm

that liquor that tastes like rasberries

they never know what hit em

Doug Manchest on Jul 17 '08 at 4:01pm

Most of the time, the women make themselves pass out by burrowing their face into my burly burly chest hair.

iDanSimpson on Jul 17 '08 at 4:01pm

i'm so glad i'm able to get away with a blog like this and not get burnt at the cross. thank you all for understanding my sarcasm. srsly.

jayrawz on Jul 17 '08 at 4:01pm

tell them a sports story

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:02pm

give them something to keep the mouth busy

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 4:02pm

Actually, I usually just start to tell them about myself and my interests. After about two minutes, they're generally catatonic. At which I point I like to draw pictures of myself having sex with dragons all over them.

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:03pm

YOU TOO!!

Mountain Gnome on Jul 17 '08 at 4:03pm

Dazzle them with gnomely good looks!

jayrawz on Jul 17 '08 at 4:03pm

try to have sex with them.. they all feel tired when they know u want to

shirtflirt on Jul 17 '08 at 4:04pm

whats the problem

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:05pm

balancing the intoxication level to the point that they lose inhibitions but do not completely go limp is the challenge

iDanSimpson on Jul 17 '08 at 4:06pm

lolz. you people are terrible.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 4:07pm

Well, even if you fai at that, Joe, it's not too big a deal.

I mean, basically, they just have to lay there, right?

downtownregis on Jul 17 '08 at 4:07pm

this is sexist!
it's only fair for the minority to be exclusive!

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:08pm

I don't like doing ALL the work

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:08pm

why are all those gay men holding that girl down?

snaggle tooth on Jul 17 '08 at 4:09pm

downtown, that image is too gay for this blog.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 4:09pm

. . . Those are all women, Kelly.

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:09pm

i bet they wear boxers

Lucretia Mott on Jul 17 '08 at 4:10pm

They want her shoes.

downtownregis on Jul 17 '08 at 4:10pm

hahahaha i googled sexist and that was on the first page of images.

i like it because it's greasy

snaggle tooth on Jul 17 '08 at 4:10pm

lunchboxbrain on Jul 17 '08 at 4:11pm

in my pre-marital days, i'd talk about nerdy dude stuff like web development, fantasy football and how movies based on comic books are usually shit. it did the trick.

snaggle tooth on Jul 17 '08 at 4:11pm

hey girlz, get the fuck outta here! this is our blog!

downtownregis on Jul 17 '08 at 4:12pm

snaggle tooth on Jul 17 '08 at 4:11pm hey girlz, get the fuck outta here! this is our blog!

make me!

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 4:13pm

That girl doesn't need to camoflauge her boobs. I mean, you can hardly seem them anyway.

downtownregis on Jul 17 '08 at 4:13pm

haha i like google image searching random things. like "bondage".

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:13pm

downtownregis on Jul 17 '08 at 4:14pm

ps if you do so there are major boobs in an image on the first page of results but i figured it wasnt OK to post haha

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 4:14pm

Now THAT is totally hote.

jayrawz on Jul 17 '08 at 4:15pm

this might work if u wanna keep her awake but at ur disposal

downtownregis on Jul 17 '08 at 4:15pm

hmm how long will it take for this to get deleted haha

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:15pm

I like it when girls google bondage pictures

it is like in star trek when everyone had mustaches

Malcolm Man on Jul 17 '08 at 4:16pm

"Actually, I usually just start to tell them about myself and my interests. After about two minutes, they're generally catatonic. At which I point I like to draw pictures of myself having sex with dragons all over them."

We are one in the same.

downtownregis on Jul 17 '08 at 4:16pm

i like this blog
i feel like i fit in

jayrawz on Jul 17 '08 at 4:16pm

youuu wannnnt toooo havvvvve sexxxx onnn the firsssttt daaaaaattte....

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:16pm

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 4:17pm

Is she a mummy or a victim of TP-ing? Because if a naked Asian girl is on the lawn of a house you plan to TP on Halloween night, and your plans don't immediately change, you are probably gay.

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:18pm

yep probably gay -

SoulfumeInc on Jul 17 '08 at 4:19pm

wowzers!

why is it that nsfw only makes me want to click moar?

so i did.
and im glad my boss isnt in the room.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 17 '08 at 4:19pm

Serously, though, that picture is totally confusing. You can't decide if you're aroused or if you're reminded that you need to go take a crap.

tracerbullet on Jul 17 '08 at 4:20pm

is that toilet paper she's wrapped in? that'll never hold!

fuckin' amateurs.

lordog on Jul 17 '08 at 4:21pm

^true, saran wrap works better.

ISABOA on Jul 17 '08 at 4:21pm

maybe she is being paper mache'd?

parasitemite on Jul 17 '08 at 4:22pm

its double-ply and butterfly stitched, very strong

lordog on Jul 17 '08 at 4:22pm

^or so i'm told.

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