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iDanSimpson is a 24.11 year old boy, has been a member since May 23, 2006, has scored 30905 submissions, giving an average score of 1.91.

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Jul 05 '08 by iDanSimpson

22 Comments

Watch this

I need some internet assistance, please

Don't panic.

I heard that the original i can has cheezburger cat died about a year ago.

Help me figure out the legitimacy of this whole business (I've looked, I just need help). Thank you for your help.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 05 '08 at 11:33pm

I believe Snakeman is the King of the Interwebs.

Or so he keeps telling me.

littlem on Jul 05 '08 at 11:33pm

meow?

iDanSimpson on Jul 05 '08 at 11:40pm

sorry, kids :(

Pizazz on Jul 05 '08 at 11:41pm

lolmeow

tracerbullet on Jul 05 '08 at 11:43pm

that cat still makes me smile, no matter how many times i see him

maddingo on Jul 05 '08 at 11:43pm

i have no idea... however I have discovered this terrifying fact while looking briefly

the Bible translated to lolcode

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

maddingo on Jul 05 '08 at 11:44pm

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

Steve The Great on Jul 05 '08 at 11:45pm

fatheed on Jul 05 '08 at 11:45pm

Dan, your 'hello welcome' image of this sritter really needs a halo and possibly some wings now.

maddingo on Jul 05 '08 at 11:45pm

/rip Frank teh lolkitty

helladelightful on Jul 05 '08 at 11:48pm

this is areally important issue.
..

SnakeMan on Jul 06 '08 at 12:27am

this would be a difficult thing to confirm because the original image was from the web site of a russian cat food company (or so i've read) that no longer exists. how would someone find out the status of some random russian cat model?

i can confirm that the RIP photo was created sometime prior to november, 2007.

SnakeMan on Jul 06 '08 at 12:27am

and, yes, i am king of internet.

abeadle on Jul 06 '08 at 12:29am

not true

SnakeMan on Jul 06 '08 at 12:31am

hey. watch it.

iDanSimpson on Jul 06 '08 at 12:45am

i wept.

Pathan Nagel on Jul 06 '08 at 12:54am

i hear that in heaven...everyone has a T3 line

shibby558899 on Jul 06 '08 at 1:16am

That's the NEDM cat too.

4 days later

fatheed on Jul 10 '08 at 7:22pm

lemonalle on Jul 10 '08 at 7:28pm

awww ehehehe

iDanSimpson on Jul 10 '08 at 8:11pm

oddly enough, that totally brought me comfort. thanks! :)

Twiggyhall on Jul 10 '08 at 8:19pm

Can I be president of the fatheed fan club?

Or at the very least the assistant to the treasurer?

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