iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson is a 23.98 year old boy, has been a member since May 23, 2006, has scored 30898 submissions, giving an average score of 1.91.
  Jun 25 '08 by iDanSimpson        41 Comments        Watch this
9:18pm iDanSimpson:i just had a medieval joust in my brain
9:18pm iDanSimpson: playing like a video
9:18pm iDanSimpson: like a dream
9:19pm iDanSimpson: (was that a haiku?)
9:19pm iDanSimpson: lolz. i made myself laugh

PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Jun 25 '08 at 9:23pm
heh
downtownregis
downtownregis on Jun 25 '08 at 9:24pm
fatheed
   fatheed on Jun 25 '08 at 9:25pm
I like how the 'Nottie' is still a size zero.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Jun 25 '08 at 9:26pm
Shut up I wrote that movie.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Jun 25 '08 at 9:27pm
It's a metaphor for communism.
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on Jun 25 '08 at 9:27pm
i like that they had to turn her into a monster to make her look less attractive than paris.
downtownregis
downtownregis on Jun 25 '08 at 9:29pm

oh hai, Hilton Nipple
Pathan Nagel
Pathan Nagel on Jun 25 '08 at 9:29pm
lol@ginette
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Jun 25 '08 at 9:29pm
i'm totally following what you guys are saying. no jokes.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Jun 25 '08 at 9:29pm
do not want

but OMG ztep by ztep!

downtownregis
downtownregis on Jun 25 '08 at 9:31pm
Al! how you've grown and demoralized yourself!
fatheed
   fatheed on Jun 25 '08 at 9:32pm
Couldn't thay have cast an actual Nottie for that role? I mean, she is hotter than Hilton. Who the fuck writes/commisions/consumes this shit?!
fatheed
   fatheed on Jun 25 '08 at 9:32pm
And also - you are funny iDan. I also make me laugh sometimes.
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on Jun 25 '08 at 9:34pm
HOLY SHIT, so that's where i know her from.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Jun 25 '08 at 9:34pm
i'm so blown right now.
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on Jun 25 '08 at 9:35pm
i meant to post this one
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Jun 25 '08 at 9:37pm
I'm think people should be required to pass a license exam in order to be allowed to post videos to youtube. even though I'd be on the bubble myself.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Jun 25 '08 at 9:37pm
lol @ spelling miss-takes!
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Jun 25 '08 at 9:39pm
holy shit ginette, that couldn't have been any more perfect for my situation
ginetteginette
ginetteginette on Jun 25 '08 at 9:41pm
:)
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Jun 25 '08 at 10:27pm
i want everyone to feel the joy i feel.

Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Jun 25 '08 at 10:36pm
needs moar HotNottie
edean
edean on Jun 25 '08 at 10:48pm
i'm curious as to how they get rid of that giant mole on her chin in the movie...
edean
edean on Jun 25 '08 at 10:50pm
how about this side boob
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Jun 25 '08 at 10:57pm
In the picture Regis posted, I can't tell who the hottie and who the nottie is.





I mean....really.
littlem
littlem on Jun 25 '08 at 11:10pm
boob crease

littlem
littlem on Jun 25 '08 at 11:11pm
there's only one thing wrong with that boob...
it's not in my face.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 25 '08 at 11:11pm
Steve The Great on Jun 25 '08 at 10:36pm
needs moar HotNottie
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 25 '08 at 11:11pm
side boob ftw
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Jun 26 '08 at 11:18am
that was nuts.
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Jun 26 '08 at 12:06pm
there's only one thing wrong with that boob...
it's not in my face.



so true.
Phiffer
Phiffer on Jun 26 '08 at 12:11pm
littlem on Jun 25 '08 at 11:11pm
there's only one thing wrong with that boob...
it's not in my face


Yes hot lesbo action
kaleigh07
kaleigh07 on Jun 26 '08 at 12:33pm
Lol @ side boob. and M. Dan you are hotter than Paris.
helladelightful
helladelightful on Jun 26 '08 at 12:38pm
AT LEAST SIX INCHES
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Jun 26 '08 at 12:40pm
that quote does not work out of context, nora.
kaleigh07
kaleigh07 on Jun 26 '08 at 12:41pm
Her legs on the cover make me want to throw up. I haven't seen this movie cause I hate Paris. haha
Todow
Todow on Jun 26 '08 at 12:43pm
My whole hand could fit on that side boob.
helladelightful
helladelightful on Jun 26 '08 at 12:44pm
errr
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Jun 26 '08 at 12:44pm
it's mesmerizing .
trev43
trev43 on Jun 26 '08 at 12:47pm
nottie any day in both forms!
kaleigh07
kaleigh07 on Jun 26 '08 at 12:52pm
you must have a small hand todow. haha.
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