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iDanSimpson is a 24.27 year old boy, has been a member since May 23, 2006, has scored 30917 submissions, giving an average score of 1.91.

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May 14 '08 by iDanSimpson

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This is where you can post Private Messages

You can't send any Private Messages on this forum, so I thought I'd make a place for you all to post your most secret stuff that you want to share with another person.

Don't worry about other people seeing it, these are PMs, only you and the other person will see. I'll start:

PM to iPear: how did that dog/peanut butter situation get worked out? I know your mom was freaked when she walked in and saw the tarp and me on the video cam watching intently.

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downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 3:55pm

PM to Framble: I am Kelly, obviously

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 3:56pm

PM to Dan: why does my voice sound so high on the interweb?

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 3:59pm

PM to kelly: i'm not trying to be sassy but i find that my voice sounds a lot like it does on the MyChingo messages I leave.

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:00pm

PM to Dan: oh, I guess that's why people always think I'm 16 then.

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:01pm

PM to Dan: and wait, aren't you always sassy?

Framble on May 14 '08 at 4:01pm

PM to Kelly: What are you wearing?

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:02pm

PM to Framble: clothing

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:06pm

PM to kelly: no. There are times, like my last PM to you during which i am awake that others may feel self-conscious about something and i should deal with that situation honestly yet delicately.

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:06pm

PM to kelly: pardon. *aware

Framble on May 14 '08 at 4:11pm

PM to Kelly: It would look better on my floor!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, that was horrible.

Have you seen.... the latest episode of Desperate Housewives?

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:14pm

PM to kelly: 15 year olds just don't have pick up lines like they used to. i remember being able to bag older broads all the time.

Framble on May 14 '08 at 4:15pm

PM to Dan: How did you get my password?

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:18pm

PM to Framble: Why am I PMing you when I have your password?!

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:21pm

PM to Dan: seriously. when I was 15 I successfully hit on 21 year old guys all the time

PM to Framble: calm yourself and go change your pants

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:24pm

PM to kelly: For a gal that's not exactly a difficult feat, however, I have always been unsuccessful at hitting on 21 year olds.

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:25pm

PM to Dan: considering I look like I am 15 now, when I was actually 15 and looked like I was 12 it was a little difficult!
unsuccessful now, or when you were 15?

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:27pm

PM to kelly: like i've said before, non-internet girls don't talk to me. so, 21 years old or not, with IRL girls i have been unsuccessful.

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:29pm

PM to Dan: maybe you should get off your computer, fluff your faux hawk and pose alluringly on a railing at a mall?

Framble on May 14 '08 at 4:30pm

PM to Kelly: Don't you have enough enemies already.

abeadle on May 14 '08 at 4:30pm

i talked to you irl and successfully got you to sing sinatra acapella

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:32pm

PM to kelly: i can't argue with that logic. ok. imma grab an Orange Julius and stand by the entrance to the nearest Abercrombie & Fitch and just wait for the honeys to roll along.

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 4:32pm

PM to amanda: you probably didn't even have to ask twice. i love me some sinatra.

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:36pm

PM to Dan: worked for my fiance! we met when I was 17 and he was 22. I worked at the Abercrombie and Fitch next to the Starbucks where he worked and we've been together ever since! (June 6th is 3 years since we become official :) )

PM to Framble: what is the logic here? I get naked or we are enemies?

Framble on May 14 '08 at 4:38pm

PM to Kelly: Let's stay friends, yes maybe perhaps?

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:40pm

PM to Framble: Ok deal as long as I can stay dressed.

abeadle on May 14 '08 at 4:41pm

I can see everybodies private messages to each other

downtownregis on May 14 '08 at 4:46pm

PM to Abeadle: don't lie

martiandrivein on May 14 '08 at 4:47pm

/PM all: I'm in like with you

martiandrivein on May 14 '08 at 4:48pm

AMANDA IS A H4XX0r!

phones on May 14 '08 at 4:48pm

PM to Kayce: i want my panties back!

iPear on May 14 '08 at 4:55pm

PM to REgis: it would have made more sense if you said "I'm hi fiving you, want to see pics?"

Framble on May 14 '08 at 5:10pm

PM to Kelly: OK, see you tomorrow

palosv377 on May 14 '08 at 5:16pm

PM to self: pick up laundry

rhythmdev9 on May 14 '08 at 5:19pm

PM to palosv377: do your own laundry

spacesick 2 on May 14 '08 at 5:20pm

PM to self: stop picking up chelsea's laundry

spacesick 2 on May 14 '08 at 5:20pm

PM to nate: hey dude! these fucking kids totally stole our bit! lalalolz

iPear on May 14 '08 at 5:22pm

PM to palosv377, Carbon Copy to Spacesick: I'll help you!

PM to Spacesick: I'm not actually helping her. I trickher, brofive for misleading!

palosv377 on May 14 '08 at 5:23pm

sorry I'm not on the same frequency. I didn't get any of that.

Framble on May 14 '08 at 5:23pm

PM to iPear: What happened?

iPear on May 14 '08 at 5:25pm

PM to everyone: You guys don't know what Carbon Copying is, learn about businesses and being professional, shitfucks.

Roostersauce on May 14 '08 at 5:26pm

To MalcolmMan:

Thanks for that cream, cleared up the rash and the itching right away. It still burns when I pee though. I dunno what you gave me, but I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. See you later tonight right ;)

spacesick 2 on May 14 '08 at 5:26pm

palosv377 on May 14 '08 at 5:26pm

PM to all: catch you in the AM; I'm out

spacesick 2 on May 14 '08 at 5:26pm

PM to self: ahaha. purely hysterical.

palosv377 on May 14 '08 at 5:27pm

PM to space: need you a visual for everything you reference? It's people like you who ruin the internet. cough, Al Gore.

iPear on May 14 '08 at 5:28pm

how can a white man have a blacknotwhiteson?

I think they casted that wrong.

spacesick 2 on May 14 '08 at 5:28pm

eff you

spacesick 2 on May 14 '08 at 5:29pm

my hilarious pop culture references are what keep the internet alive

spacesick 2 on May 14 '08 at 5:29pm

PM to nate: jajaja

iDanSimpson on May 14 '08 at 5:34pm

PM to spacesick: p0wned.

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