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aselleck aka Alexis has been a member since May 21, 2006, has scored 5377 submissions, giving an average score of 2.35.
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
of 57 votes, 12% like it
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
You really can change the world if you care enough.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
Dreams are necessary to life.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
Zorse Sense
of 38 votes, 11% like it
I think, therefore I'm lost...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
the Voices told me what to wear today
of 40 votes, 18% like it
glaciers suck
of 40 votes, 10% like it
the land of lost socks
of 40 votes, 15% like it
I eat pi.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
I thought it was 991...
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I'm smrat.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
stop the world
of 39 votes, 13% like it
They don't need to know
of 39 votes, 23% like it
Here come the police
of 40 votes, 15% like it
the girl with kaleidoscope eyes
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Don't vote for the monkey
of 39 votes, 18% like it
I Fought The Law
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Homer Simpson Syndrome
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Electro-Gonorrhea
of 39 votes, 10% like it
E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Don't think about purple cows.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
andromeda
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Binary is as easy as 1, 10, 11
of 41 votes, 32% like it
artistically free
of 40 votes, 15% like it
that's a laugh
of 40 votes, 10% like it
i fought the law and i won
of 40 votes, 15% like it
complete control
of 40 votes, 10% like it
shot down
of 40 votes, 13% like it
In these days of evil presidentes...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
I'm all lost
of 40 votes, 13% like it
i'm all lost in the supermarket
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Free the people
of 40 votes, 10% like it
You think you're pretty hot
of 40 votes, 13% like it
You're looking pretty smart
of 40 votes, 23% like it
Okay!
of 41 votes, 15% like it
I've lost my memory
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Some friends? What friends?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I got a friend who's a man
of 41 votes, 12% like it
try your luck
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Meltdown expected
of 40 votes, 10% like it
the sun's zooming in
of 41 votes, 24% like it
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Stay Free
of 39 votes, 13% like it
you'll be dead when your war is won
of 41 votes, 12% like it
ha ha, i told you so
of 40 votes, 13% like it
wouldn't it be loverly?
of 41 votes, 12% like it
[Vocal ad lib]
of 39 votes, 13% like it
police and thieves
of 42 votes, 10% like it
I won't open letter bombs for you
of 42 votes, 10% like it
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
of 40 votes, 20% like it
I'm crawling up the wall!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I'm not who I want to be
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I tried to join a ping-pong club
of 40 votes, 13% like it
i'm so bored with the USA
of 41 votes, 17% like it
activate
of 41 votes, 15% like it
push a button
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
11 is the magic number
of 21 votes, 10% like it
48 hours needs 48 thrills
of 21 votes, 10% like it
A dog! Panic in a pagoda!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
A zorse! A zorse! my kingdom for a zorse!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
of 48 votes, 4% like it
ARRRGHHHGORRA BUH BHUH DO ARRRRGGGGHHHH!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Blame it on senioritis.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Boneitis
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Bowden's Malady
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Brand New Cadillac
of 21 votes, 5% like it
California is a fine place to live—if you happen to be an orange.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
capital radio
of 21 votes, 10% like it
career opportunities
of 21 votes, 0% like it
charlie don't surf
of 21 votes, 10% like it
cheat
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Chop! Chop!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
clampdown
of 21 votes, 5% like it
clash city rocker
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Clocks go slow in a place of work
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Conjoined Twin Myslexia
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Dad go pissed so I got clocked
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
Danger stranger
of 21 votes, 10% like it
death or glory
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Depression hurts
of 21 votes, 5% like it
dial 99999
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.
of 48 votes, 2% like it
do you think i'm a raving idiot?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Don't think about puprle cows.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
don't touch that dial
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Dr. Sam
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Drafa Plague
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Dreaming Death
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Driiiiiiiive!!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
drinking brew for breakfast
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Drug Stabbing Time
of 21 votes, 10% like it
egbok
of 37 votes, 5% like it
english civil war
of 21 votes, 5% like it
everybody wants to rule the world
of 21 votes, 5% like it
everybody\'s high
of 21 votes, 0% like it
excuse the nervous triggerman
of 21 votes, 5% like it
eye will shed a tear
of 21 votes, 5% like it
face the new religion
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Faith is not belief. Belief is passive. Faith is active.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Fill her up, Jacko!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Foaming Sheep Sickness
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Fooling with your guns
of 21 votes, 10% like it
forsake your lover
of 21 votes, 10% like it
four horsemen
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Fredrico Lorca is dead and gone
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Freedom's always on the run
of 21 votes, 10% like it
From Genesis to Revelation
of 21 votes, 5% like it
full up!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
garageland
of 21 votes, 5% like it
gates of the west
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Geostigma
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Gingervitus
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Gitalong!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Give cheese some pants!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Good things, when short, are twice as good.
of 48 votes, 0% like it
grandfather grape
of 21 votes, 5% like it
groovy times
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Groovy times are here again
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
gumbo!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Guns on the Roof
of 21 votes, 10% like it
hate and war
of 21 votes, 5% like it
hate...hate...hate...
of 21 votes, 0% like it
hateful
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Have nothing to say on judgment day?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
He's in love with rock'n'roll woaahh
of 21 votes, 10% like it
here for a good time, not a long time
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Hey boss man!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Hitsville U.K.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
holy highsipper
of 21 votes, 0% like it
How a minorityReaching majoritySeizing authorityHates a minority!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
how to kill a mockingbird
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Hypno-Germ
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
i didn't vote for his daddy either
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I got a crush on you
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I guarantee that it ain't your day
of 21 votes, 0% like it
I keep the wolves at bay
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I killed all my nerves
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I need new clothes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i once was found but now i'm lost
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I tired spot cream
of 21 votes, 0% like it
I wanna liquefy everybody gone dry
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I WENT TO THE MARKET TO REALISE MY SOUL
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it. - Bush
of 2 votes, 0% like it
i'm not down
of 21 votes, 0% like it
if u look at this shirt u will turn gay
of 21 votes, 10% like it
If you give a squirrel a peanut...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.- Bush
of 2 votes, 0% like it
in tune with nothing
of 21 votes, 5% like it
It is you, oh yeah
of 21 votes, 10% like it
It takes a village to raise a child.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
it's been tested by research
of 21 votes, 10% like it
it's lucy in the sky
of 21 votes, 5% like it
jail guitar doors
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Janie Jones
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Jimmy Jazz
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Julie's in the Drug Squad
of 21 votes, 10% like it
jumping the gun
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Just lookin' for fun
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels
of 21 votes, 10% like it
kick it over
of 21 votes, 5% like it
kicking for kicks
of 21 votes, 5% like it
koka kola
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Last Gang in Town
of 21 votes, 10% like it
lemme see your other hand!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Let them know - how you feel
of 21 votes, 10% like it
let's make a lotsa mon-ee
of 21 votes, 5% like it
let's print the watergate tapes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Life is a quest and love a quarrel ...
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Life on the planet is born of woman.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
listen to the tube train accelerator
of 37 votes, 8% like it
london's burning
of 21 votes, 10% like it
lover's rock
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi
of 21 votes, 5% like it
mobs don't march they run
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Monkeynucleosis
of 21 votes, 10% like it
My Daddy was a bankrobber
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Nembutol numbs it all
of 21 votes, 5% like it
never mind the stars and stripes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
new boots and contracts
of 21 votes, 5% like it
nightmares of reason
of 37 votes, 3% like it
No person has the right to rain on your dreams.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Nobody seems to notice me
of 37 votes, 8% like it
October is a symphony of permanence and change.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
oh mi corazón
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Oh, please, leave the ventana open
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Only within burns the fire I kindle. My heart the altar.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
Ooh ooh ooh someone's really smart
of 21 votes, 5% like it
oral ammunition
of 21 votes, 10% like it
pirate satellite
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Pokerus
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
pressure drop
of 21 votes, 5% like it
protex blue
of 21 votes, 0% like it
R.I.P. Joe Strummer
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Raise hell.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
remote control
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
robber dub
of 21 votes, 0% like it
roots rock rebel
of 21 votes, 10% like it
rudie can't fail
of 21 votes, 10% like it
safe european home
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Save a tree. Kill a beaver.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Sharper than a sword
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Sky juice!...10 cents a bottle!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
smart skyfinch
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Sniff that wind of ugly tension
of 21 votes, 5% like it
So where you wanna go today?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Someday you'll meet your rocking chair
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Space Mumps
of 21 votes, 10% like it
spanish bombs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
spit happens (on a baby's bib)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
STRAW WARTS
of 47 votes, 4% like it
suck on kojak for the USA
of 21 votes, 5% like it
suck that!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Take one hour and do your thanng!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Tell me something I don't understand
of 21 votes, 5% like it
That just won't run without fuel
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the card cheat
of 37 votes, 8% like it
the city of the dead
of 21 votes, 0% like it
The Clash
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the cool out
of 21 votes, 0% like it
The Drips
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The ice age is coming
of 21 votes, 10% like it
the land of mu
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the magnificent seven
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the prisoner
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the prisoner meets the muppet hi-fi
of 21 votes, 10% like it
the right profile
of 21 votes, 0% like it
The voices in your head are calling
of 21 votes, 5% like it
There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
There is a time for many words and there is also a time for sleep
of 53 votes, 9% like it
There never was a good knife made of bad steel.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
There's a hole in your head...
of 37 votes, 8% like it
THEY PRESS ME TILL I HURT
of 21 votes, 5% like it
this is london calling...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
This is not free
of 21 votes, 5% like it
this is radio clash
of 21 votes, 5% like it
This year I've lost some friends
of 37 votes, 8% like it
time is tight
of 21 votes, 5% like it
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
To fill the hour -- that is happiness.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
To fly, we have to have resistance.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
to the 100 club
of 21 votes, 5% like it
tommy gun
of 21 votes, 5% like it
train in vain
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Trust movement.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
what might you be talking about, Willis?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
what the devil?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
what's my name?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Why are you looking at me? Freak.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Why not phone up Robin Hood
of 21 votes, 10% like it
with boredom now
of 21 votes, 10% like it
yo te quiero infinito
of 21 votes, 10% like it
you won't know the truth if it hits you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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