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aselleck aka Alexis has been a member since May 21, 2006, has scored 5,377 submissions, giving an average score of 2.35, helping 49 designs get printed.
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
If the shoe doesn't fit, must we change the foot?
of 52 votes, 10% like it
The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?
of 57 votes, 12% like it
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
You really can change the world if you care enough.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
Dreams are necessary to life.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
Zorse Sense
of 38 votes, 11% like it
I think, therefore I'm lost...
of 40 votes, 13% like it
the Voices told me what to wear today
of 40 votes, 18% like it
glaciers suck
of 40 votes, 10% like it
the land of lost socks
of 40 votes, 15% like it
I eat pi.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
I thought it was 991...
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I'm smrat.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
stop the world
of 39 votes, 13% like it
They don't need to know
of 39 votes, 23% like it
Here come the police
of 40 votes, 15% like it
the girl with kaleidoscope eyes
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Don't vote for the monkey
of 39 votes, 18% like it
I Fought The Law
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Homer Simpson Syndrome
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Electro-Gonorrhea
of 39 votes, 10% like it
E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Don't think about purple cows.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
andromeda
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Binary is as easy as 1, 10, 11
of 41 votes, 32% like it
artistically free
of 40 votes, 15% like it
that's a laugh
of 40 votes, 10% like it
i fought the law and i won
of 40 votes, 15% like it
complete control
of 40 votes, 10% like it
shot down
of 40 votes, 13% like it
In these days of evil presidentes...
of 41 votes, 12% like it
I'm all lost
of 40 votes, 13% like it
i'm all lost in the supermarket
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Free the people
of 40 votes, 10% like it
You think you're pretty hot
of 40 votes, 13% like it
You're looking pretty smart
of 40 votes, 23% like it
Okay!
of 41 votes, 15% like it
I've lost my memory
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Some friends? What friends?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I got a friend who's a man
of 41 votes, 12% like it
try your luck
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Meltdown expected
of 40 votes, 10% like it
the sun's zooming in
of 41 votes, 24% like it
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Stay Free
of 39 votes, 13% like it
you'll be dead when your war is won
of 41 votes, 12% like it
ha ha, i told you so
of 40 votes, 13% like it
wouldn't it be loverly?
of 41 votes, 12% like it
[Vocal ad lib]
of 39 votes, 13% like it
police and thieves
of 42 votes, 10% like it
I won't open letter bombs for you
of 42 votes, 10% like it
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
of 40 votes, 20% like it
I'm crawling up the wall!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I'm not who I want to be
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I tried to join a ping-pong club
of 40 votes, 13% like it
i'm so bored with the USA
of 41 votes, 17% like it
activate
of 41 votes, 15% like it
push a button
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
11 is the magic number
of 21 votes, 10% like it
48 hours needs 48 thrills
of 21 votes, 10% like it
A dog! Panic in a pagoda!
of 48 votes, 2% like it
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
A zorse! A zorse! my kingdom for a zorse!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
of 48 votes, 4% like it
ARRRGHHHGORRA BUH BHUH DO ARRRRGGGGHHHH!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Blame it on senioritis.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Boneitis
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Bowden's Malady
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Brand New Cadillac
of 21 votes, 5% like it
California is a fine place to live—if you happen to be an orange.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
capital radio
of 21 votes, 10% like it
career opportunities
of 21 votes, 0% like it
charlie don't surf
of 21 votes, 10% like it
cheat
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Chop! Chop!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
clampdown
of 21 votes, 5% like it
clash city rocker
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Clocks go slow in a place of work
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Conjoined Twin Myslexia
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Dad go pissed so I got clocked
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
Danger stranger
of 21 votes, 10% like it
death or glory
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Depression hurts
of 21 votes, 5% like it
dial 99999
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.
of 48 votes, 2% like it
do you think i'm a raving idiot?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Don't think about puprle cows.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
don't touch that dial
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Dr. Sam
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Drafa Plague
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Dreaming Death
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Driiiiiiiive!!!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
drinking brew for breakfast
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Drug Stabbing Time
of 21 votes, 10% like it
egbok
of 37 votes, 5% like it
english civil war
of 21 votes, 5% like it
everybody wants to rule the world
of 21 votes, 5% like it
everybody\'s high
of 21 votes, 0% like it
excuse the nervous triggerman
of 21 votes, 5% like it
eye will shed a tear
of 21 votes, 5% like it
face the new religion
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Faith is not belief. Belief is passive. Faith is active.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Fill her up, Jacko!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Foaming Sheep Sickness
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Fooling with your guns
of 21 votes, 10% like it
forsake your lover
of 21 votes, 10% like it
four horsemen
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Fredrico Lorca is dead and gone
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Freedom's always on the run
of 21 votes, 10% like it
From Genesis to Revelation
of 21 votes, 5% like it
full up!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
garageland
of 21 votes, 5% like it
gates of the west
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Geostigma
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Gingervitus
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Gitalong!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Give cheese some pants!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Good things, when short, are twice as good.
of 48 votes, 0% like it
grandfather grape
of 21 votes, 5% like it
groovy times
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Groovy times are here again
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
gumbo!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Guns on the Roof
of 21 votes, 10% like it
hate and war
of 21 votes, 5% like it
hate...hate...hate...
of 21 votes, 0% like it
hateful
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Have nothing to say on judgment day?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
He's in love with rock'n'roll woaahh
of 21 votes, 10% like it
here for a good time, not a long time
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Hey boss man!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Hitsville U.K.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
holy highsipper
of 21 votes, 0% like it
How a minorityReaching majoritySeizing authorityHates a minority!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
how to kill a mockingbird
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Hypno-Germ
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
i didn't vote for his daddy either
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I got a crush on you
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I guarantee that it ain't your day
of 21 votes, 0% like it
I keep the wolves at bay
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I killed all my nerves
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I need new clothes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i once was found but now i'm lost
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I tired spot cream
of 21 votes, 0% like it
I wanna liquefy everybody gone dry
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I WENT TO THE MARKET TO REALISE MY SOUL
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I'm conservative, but I'm not a nut about it. - Bush
of 2 votes, 0% like it
i'm not down
of 21 votes, 0% like it
if u look at this shirt u will turn gay
of 21 votes, 10% like it
If you give a squirrel a peanut...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.
of 49 votes, 4% like it
In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.- Bush
of 2 votes, 0% like it
in tune with nothing
of 21 votes, 5% like it
It is you, oh yeah
of 21 votes, 10% like it
It takes a village to raise a child.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
it's been tested by research
of 21 votes, 10% like it
it's lucy in the sky
of 21 votes, 5% like it
jail guitar doors
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Janie Jones
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Jimmy Jazz
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Julie's in the Drug Squad
of 21 votes, 10% like it
jumping the gun
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Just lookin' for fun
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Karlo Marx and Fredrich Engels
of 21 votes, 10% like it
kick it over
of 21 votes, 5% like it
kicking for kicks
of 21 votes, 5% like it
koka kola
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Last Gang in Town
of 21 votes, 10% like it
lemme see your other hand!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Let them know - how you feel
of 21 votes, 10% like it
let's make a lotsa mon-ee
of 21 votes, 5% like it
let's print the watergate tapes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Life is a quest and love a quarrel ...
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Life on the planet is born of woman.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
listen to the tube train accelerator
of 37 votes, 8% like it
london's burning
of 21 votes, 10% like it
lover's rock
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi
of 21 votes, 5% like it
mobs don't march they run
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Monkeynucleosis
of 21 votes, 10% like it
My Daddy was a bankrobber
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Nembutol numbs it all
of 21 votes, 5% like it
never mind the stars and stripes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
new boots and contracts
of 21 votes, 5% like it
nightmares of reason
of 37 votes, 3% like it
No person has the right to rain on your dreams.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Nobody seems to notice me
of 37 votes, 8% like it
October is a symphony of permanence and change.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
oh mi corazón
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Oh, please, leave the ventana open
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Only within burns the fire I kindle. My heart the altar.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
Ooh ooh ooh someone's really smart
of 21 votes, 5% like it
oral ammunition
of 21 votes, 10% like it
pirate satellite
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Pokerus
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Power takes as ingratitude the writhing of its victims.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
pressure drop
of 21 votes, 5% like it
protex blue
of 21 votes, 0% like it
R.I.P. Joe Strummer
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Raise hell.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
remote control
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
robber dub
of 21 votes, 0% like it
roots rock rebel
of 21 votes, 10% like it
rudie can't fail
of 21 votes, 10% like it
safe european home
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Save a tree. Kill a beaver.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Sharper than a sword
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Sky juice!...10 cents a bottle!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
smart skyfinch
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Sniff that wind of ugly tension
of 21 votes, 5% like it
So where you wanna go today?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Someday you'll meet your rocking chair
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Space Mumps
of 21 votes, 10% like it
spanish bombs
of 21 votes, 10% like it
spit happens (on a baby's bib)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
STRAW WARTS
of 47 votes, 4% like it
suck on kojak for the USA
of 21 votes, 5% like it
suck that!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Take one hour and do your thanng!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Tell me something I don't understand
of 21 votes, 5% like it
That just won't run without fuel
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the card cheat
of 37 votes, 8% like it
the city of the dead
of 21 votes, 0% like it
The Clash
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the cool out
of 21 votes, 0% like it
The Drips
of 21 votes, 10% like it
The ice age is coming
of 21 votes, 10% like it
the land of mu
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the magnificent seven
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the prisoner
of 21 votes, 5% like it
the prisoner meets the muppet hi-fi
of 21 votes, 10% like it
the right profile
of 21 votes, 0% like it
The voices in your head are calling
of 21 votes, 5% like it
There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
There is a time for many words and there is also a time for sleep
of 53 votes, 9% like it
There never was a good knife made of bad steel.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
There's a hole in your head...
of 37 votes, 8% like it
THEY PRESS ME TILL I HURT
of 21 votes, 5% like it
this is london calling...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
This is not free
of 21 votes, 5% like it
this is radio clash
of 21 votes, 5% like it
This year I've lost some friends
of 37 votes, 8% like it
time is tight
of 21 votes, 5% like it
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
To fill the hour -- that is happiness.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
To fly, we have to have resistance.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
to the 100 club
of 21 votes, 5% like it
tommy gun
of 21 votes, 5% like it
train in vain
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Trust movement.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
what might you be talking about, Willis?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
what the devil?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
what's my name?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Why are you looking at me? Freak.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Why not phone up Robin Hood
of 21 votes, 10% like it
with boredom now
of 21 votes, 10% like it
yo te quiero infinito
of 21 votes, 10% like it
you won't know the truth if it hits you
of 21 votes, 10% like it

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