The snooze button always works against me
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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remember the time when...
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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maybe if i'm nice to enough people, i'll win a prize
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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friends are the best last resort
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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my carrier pigeon is faster than your snail mail
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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optimism feels better
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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water tastes better out of a garden hose
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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cookies make my mouth water
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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if i were invisible, i would have no need for this shirt
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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i support gratuitous non-violence
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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stand at arms length
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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i like things that look good and have social commentary
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i is the number of imaginary friends i have
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i live in imagination land!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i don't know the answer, but i bet the internet does
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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this shirt is clean!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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sight hearing smell taste touch esp
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i lost my keys!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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i only speak when i have something funny to say
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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i'll raise my glass to that
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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let's play croquet!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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the internet has the answer
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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my dragon beats your airplane
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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spaghetti is messy
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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french fries are just ketchup delivery vehicles
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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i promote the sharing of t-shirts
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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my shirt
your shirt
our shirt
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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run around barefoot
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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bicycles give you wings!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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AAOUIYKWTM (acronyms are only useful if you know what they mean)
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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a ladder without rungs requires two pole vaulters
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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everything's a metaphor
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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A cell phone is just a calculator with additional f(u)nctions
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I kinda want some pancakes.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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i might not bite but the crazies do
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Sometimes sleep comes before important thingzzz...
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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