Nuclear Power is the new Flower Power
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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sexy (printed backward to be read in mirror)
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I put the fun in funnel cake
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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If you loved me more than Jesus the world would be a better place
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I'm damn sexy. (printed in reverse, to be read in a mirror only)
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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If you rape a hooker is that stealing?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I put the sexy back in dyslexic
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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College ruled, Papers suck.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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screw minimalism
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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fuck minimalism
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Quick! Give me your pants!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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This is a bold statement.
of 43 votes, 40% like it
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I lost my Social Security number, can I have yours?
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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You read my shirt, I read your mind.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Fuck all the words that don't rhyme with orange.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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your wenis is showing
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Sporking is better than forking and spooning combined.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I sunk your Battleship, b!@t*h
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I sunk your Battleship, bitch
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm an Intellectual
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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I wear shirts so you don't have to.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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God is my babydaddy
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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When I take off this shirt I feel naked
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Powered by the Funk
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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[ Bullet Proof Vest ]
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Down with the Spacetime Continuum!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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new is the old new
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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If I had a dime for every time I got a date I would still be poor
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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[ Art ]
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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You can not defeat my mighty army of yams!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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minimalism sucks
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I am the Muffin Man.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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<-- [man] boobs -->
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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All the world's a stage, and there's still no work.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I put the 'sexy' in dyslexic
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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My boobs are bigger than yours.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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I stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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I just wasted like... 2 seconds of your life.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Damn, you’re sexy (in reverse so it can only be read in a mirror)
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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The Karl Marx Brothers Rock.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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youtube killed the TV star
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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mmm... Whirled Peas
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Asexual reproduction is for pansies.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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At least I'm not wearing pants.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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It's like deja-vu all over again
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Disco > Emo
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I don't have fleas.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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im a straight up gangsta
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Time flies like the the wind, Fruit flies like bananas
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Bet you 10 quid you can't turn me hetero
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I spent $12 and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, All my base are belong to you!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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