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upascal
upascal aka Ulysses is a 19.91 year old boy, has been a member since May 18, 2006, has scored 299 submissions, giving an average score of 2.27.
AIM: x01ivejuicex
Nuclear Power is the new Flower Power
of 58 votes, 19% like it
sexy (printed backward to be read in mirror)
of 59 votes, 8% like it
I put the fun in funnel cake
of 56 votes, 18% like it
If you loved me more than Jesus the world would be a better place
of 55 votes, 9% like it
I'm damn sexy. (printed in reverse, to be read in a mirror only)
of 55 votes, 15% like it
If you rape a hooker is that stealing?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
I put the sexy back in dyslexic
of 55 votes, 29% like it
College ruled,
Papers suck.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
screw minimalism
of 54 votes, 19% like it
fuck minimalism
of 54 votes, 20% like it
Quick! Give me your pants!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
This is a bold statement.
of 43 votes, 40% like it
I lost my Social Security number, can I have yours?
of 40 votes, 18% like it
You read my shirt, I read your mind.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
Fuck all the words that don't rhyme with orange.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
your wenis is showing
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Sporking is better than forking and spooning combined.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
I sunk your Battleship, b!@t*h
of 36 votes, 17% like it
I sunk your Battleship, bitch
of 35 votes, 14% like it
I'm an Intellectual
of 37 votes, 24% like it
I wear shirts so you don't have to.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
God is my babydaddy
of 34 votes, 6% like it
When I take off this shirt I feel naked
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Powered by the Funk
of 36 votes, 11% like it
[ Bullet Proof Vest ]
of 37 votes, 24% like it
Down with the Spacetime Continuum!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
new is the old new
of 33 votes, 15% like it
If I had a dime for every time I got a date I would still be poor
of 33 votes, 12% like it
[ Art ]
of 34 votes, 21% like it
You can not defeat my mighty army of yams!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
minimalism sucks
of 35 votes, 23% like it
I am the Muffin Man.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
<-- [man] boobs -->
of 34 votes, 15% like it
All the world's a stage, and there's still no work.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
I put the 'sexy' in dyslexic
of 36 votes, 28% like it
My boobs are bigger than yours.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers
of 38 votes, 34% like it
Music is like candy, you have to throw away all the rappers
of 37 votes, 35% like it
I stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
of 36 votes, 33% like it
I just wasted like... 2 seconds of your life.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
Damn, you’re sexy (in reverse so it can only be read in a mirror)
of 34 votes, 21% like it
The Karl Marx Brothers Rock.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
youtube killed the TV star
of 33 votes, 12% like it
mmm... Whirled Peas
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Asexual reproduction is for pansies.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
At least I'm not wearing pants.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
It's like deja-vu all over again
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Disco > Emo
of 34 votes, 12% like it
I don't have fleas.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
im a straight up gangsta
of 36 votes, 8% like it
Time flies like the the wind, Fruit flies like bananas
of 36 votes, 25% like it
Bet you 10 quid you can't turn me hetero
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
I spent $12 and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All my base are belong to you!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Cooters!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Every time you read my shirt, I read your mind.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Hey Ho! The Pacific Ocean has got to go!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
I put the I in AIDs
of 42 votes, 14% like it
I put the kool in skool.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
I wish I was your derivative so i could lay tangent to yo' curves
of 23 votes, 22% like it
I'm too cool for school
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Jump on the count of three
of 51 votes, 6% like it
Mozart WAS a fucking sellout. It's fact. Don't hate.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
Mozart was a sellout
of 47 votes, 4% like it
Muahahahaha!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Stop, Drop, Rock & Roll
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Thou art a qualling toad-spotted codpiece!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
[Thou art] as fat as butter.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Update: Jul 02, '09
Update: Kristen Howdeshell
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