Your food's in my butt!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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FEAR ME. I Make Art.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I'm artistic with a capital "A"
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Love isn't like Algebra, two negatives don't make a positive.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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What if the best part of waking up really is Folgers in your cup?
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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TURN FROM YOUR EMO WAYS AND SHAVE YOUR HEAD!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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TODAY IS NATIONAL BE-NICE-TO-ME DAY!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Did you just fart? Or is that your breath?
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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JESUS believes in me.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Husbands have feelings too.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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What if everyone who read this shirt died shortly thereafter?
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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The mustache is like an eyebrow for your lips.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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I only eat enough to keep me American, obese and slothful.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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My art keeps me sane. My insanity keeps me artistic.
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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Please brush your teeth.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I make art that sells.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Life isn't like Algebra, two negatives don't make a positive.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Everyone can tell that you're reading this.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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