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Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire aka Monster Mash Maribel :-) is a girl, has been a member since May 16, 2006, has scored 5880 submissions, giving an average score of 2.66.

Dec 09 '06 by Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire

49 Comments

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how do you get a dog off...

Well kirsten's blog reminded me of last night.

My dog likes to sleep on my bed, and i can't push him off or else he'll get mad, and hes gonna growl.

I mean, sometimes its ok because he makes me warm, but when he goes in the middle, i can't sleep! i have no leg room.

He has his own bed, why can't he go sleep on it?

Any suggestions would be good.

lemonalle on Dec 09 '06 at 2:45pm

Oh Lawdy, did I read that title wrong!

I would put his bed in another room and close the door.

repubblica on Dec 09 '06 at 2:51pm

get your mind out of the gutter lemonalle...

and if you lock him out he'll probably cry :(

AsStarsGoOut on Dec 09 '06 at 2:53pm

hehe eww.

my dog barely ever sleeps in my bed. . .she sleeps on piles of my clean clothes instead. . .jerk.

iPear on Dec 09 '06 at 2:55pm

so did I, lemonalle.

...

kirstenlovesdinner on Dec 09 '06 at 2:56pm

he doesn't go sleep on his own bed because he likes to cuddle with you. and if you don't want him on your bed, push him off anyway, and disregard the growling. you need to let him know it's not ok to treat you that way, you are, afterall, HIS owner.

Laborpsus on Dec 09 '06 at 2:56pm

...

I remember this south park episode

Laborpsus on Dec 09 '06 at 2:57pm

proper condom use, that's it!

little g on Dec 09 '06 at 2:57pm

*raises hand*

I read it wrong too. sorry!

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 2:57pm

I miss my doggie...

We got a dog when I was three, just a little mogrel, and had her 'til I was twenty.

You should be glad to have a warm little friend who likes your company.

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 2:57pm

...yeah, and I originally found the blog title a little suspect as well.

This_Hearts_On_Fire on Dec 09 '06 at 2:58pm

i am not sure what to tell you, i am very certain that if you lock him out he will cry and whine...

tracerbullet on Dec 09 '06 at 2:58pm

worst...blog title...ever :-p

Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire on Dec 09 '06 at 2:58pm

its ok if you read it wrong.

lol. thats funny.

iPear on Dec 09 '06 at 2:58pm

I remember that too, Amit.

:D

This_Hearts_On_Fire on Dec 09 '06 at 2:59pm

besides don't be a meanie he just wants to cuddle i guess

Roostersauce on Dec 09 '06 at 2:59pm

yea you just gotta kick him off the bed, let him growl. you gotta remeber dogs dont think about feelings or anything, they know dominacne relationships. let him know your domnant over him

Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire on Dec 09 '06 at 3:00pm

ok.

thank you.

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 3:00pm

So the way to get a dog off is to play dominance games...

I dunno about this Rooster guy. :)

This_Hearts_On_Fire on Dec 09 '06 at 3:01pm

haha that's sad, all the advice is to throw your dog off the bed, i am sure he'll be more obidient, i scare my cat skittles when he jumps on my bed.

jennarito on Dec 09 '06 at 3:03pm

my dog sleeps in a cage.

herky on Dec 09 '06 at 3:21pm

"You must set boundaries and limitations for him."

squeegebeckenheim on Dec 09 '06 at 3:24pm

damn south park!

kevinwells on Dec 09 '06 at 3:25pm

yeah, that is one of the most misleading blog titles i've read in a while...

and here i was expecting bestiality, and now NOTHING!

*dissapointed*

Roostersauce on Dec 09 '06 at 3:26pm

Aristarchus what i do in my free time is none of your buisness

kevinwells on Dec 09 '06 at 3:27pm

and in answer to your question, even though it wasn't really your question:

my dog always got off by humping the hell out of this stuffed animal doggy my mom got for him. we always called it his girlfriend

but van wilder recommends pasteries

Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire on Dec 09 '06 at 3:28pm

Gunslinger_ Extraordinaire on Dec 09 '06 at 3:29pm

kevinwalls, my dog did that too.

and, we also called it his girlfriend. hahaa

this.passion.is.a.plagiarism on Dec 09 '06 at 4:15pm

The title reminds me so much of that one south park episode..

little g on Dec 09 '06 at 4:23pm

bump for amazing blog potential

squeegebeckenheim on Dec 09 '06 at 4:24pm

everyone knows that south park apparently!

squeegebeckenheim on Dec 09 '06 at 4:26pm

don't ever change the title of this blog!

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 4:28pm

"Red rocket! Red rocket!!"

this.passion.is.a.plagiarism on Dec 09 '06 at 4:29pm

Exactly.

specialdave on Dec 09 '06 at 4:31pm

i accidentally kicked my dog off my bed when i was half asleep and he was still asleep, and he hit the floor so hard. i felt really bad. now he doesn't like to sleep on my bed.

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 4:34pm

What I really want to figure out is how to get my neighbour's dumb-ass dog to quit shitting on my deck!

If it was any animal other than a dog, I'd kick it...

MarioCastle on Dec 09 '06 at 4:37pm

close-a your door!

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 4:38pm

Naw, naw... This is a cement platform kind-a deck type-a thing that's at ground level and looks out over the garden.

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 4:39pm

...unless you meant the original dog problem, in which case the closed door option has already been covered.

MarioCastle on Dec 09 '06 at 4:41pm

i notta read too good. so i apologize-a for the repeat!

Noobits on Dec 09 '06 at 4:42pm

Yep play the: I'm the bigger dog game. He will get the message.
My dog had probs with my boyfriend moving in, and the little turd wizzed all over my mans work shoes to show who was boss. We didnt find them till he had to go to work. I couldnt stop laughing.

Noobits on Dec 09 '06 at 4:44pm

Aristarchus, I would bloody well ask the neighbour to clean it up! Does the owner know he does this?

melhel86 on Dec 09 '06 at 4:45pm

he thinks he's more dominant than you. Kick his ass off and show him who's boss.

My dogs lying on my bed right now chewing a bone... I am a hypocrite. He's not allowed to sleep in here though, he had a bad, he ate it, so he sleeps on a few blankets on the floor in his "room". He's pushing 90lbs. He like to sleep on the pillows, therefore he's not allowed.

melhel86 on Dec 09 '06 at 4:46pm

he had a BED not bad.

taz-pie on Dec 09 '06 at 4:49pm

aww but your dog is SUCH a cutie!

melhel86 on Dec 09 '06 at 4:50pm

my dog? yes I love him, but he's huge. That pic is about four months old...

Hakaidur on Dec 09 '06 at 4:57pm

The title is disturbing...

Aristarchus on Dec 09 '06 at 5:08pm

Aristarchus, I would bloody well ask the neighbour to clean it up! Does the owner know he does this?

I'm thinking about saving it up and then putting it in a bag in their mailbox.

peacock77 on Dec 09 '06 at 5:08pm

Yep. I thought Dog Whisperer too. He would say to show your dog who is the Alpha Dog and push him off. He needs to know who is in charge! Same method works for boys ; )

Noobits on Dec 09 '06 at 5:21pm

great idea, or even set fire to it on their doorstep,

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